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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Mort Dinner Rick Andre (S05E05)

"He always comes back."
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"You have wasted our lives,"
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"our very futures, on a fantasy!"
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"A lie! I know what I saw."
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"You saw nothing!"
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"Those called fools"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Grunts ] [ All gasp ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Tell me, Father."
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"Am I a fool now?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I was born in the pits that made these stones."
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"I lost my years building a temple to a lie."
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"And what is power but a lie we --"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh [bleep] he's real!"
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"He's real! I was wrong!"
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"Wow. Impeccable service."
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"Big tip. I liked your other one more."
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"What was his name? Kyle?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"Can we just sign this thing and go?"
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"Jessica, I-I'm so sorry. I mean, it's fine."
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"You were only gone like a couple minutes."
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"Morty, are you okay?"
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"I'm -- I'm sorry, Jessica."
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"We just never seem to get it right, do we?"
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"No, I guess we don't. [ Chuckles ]"
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"But I'm glad you called me."
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"♪♪"
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"Totally worth it."
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"Do we need an opener?"
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"Oh. I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it."
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"Nimbus: Mmm."
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"Shall we? Jesus Christ, yes."
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"My witness is the squid."
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"Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you?"
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"Hey, just get a witness, man. Don't make this about me."
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"Or perhaps Richard has no one"
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"with whom he can trust his life."
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"Save me. Fine!"
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"Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked."
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"Your girlfriend?"
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"I mean, she's not -- we kissed,"
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"but I'm just trying to take it slow."
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"You gotta give these things time to breathe, y'know?"
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"♪♪"
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"Because I am The Traveler? Yes."
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"You will be the one to pass through the door."
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"But, Mother, what about my pain?"
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"Your pain shall set us free."
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"Again!"
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"You are not ready. Please, Mother --"
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"Do you think he will show you mercy?"
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"Like he did to us?"
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"Does anyone need anything?"
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"Does Nimbus need anything?"
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"Holy [bleep] Don't judge."
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"For the future!"
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"Sorry. Wait. Who -- Who is that?"
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"Get in line, pal!"
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"♪♪"
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"Jessica!"
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"Aaah! Shut up!"
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"There isn't time to --"
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"It's all [bleep] and you [bleep] it!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Huh?"
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"You're early."
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"W-What is this place?"
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"The end. But also a beginning."
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"I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit."
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"I had forgotten. Oh, right."
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"For the wine."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Can you believe he bought that [bleep] tree bull[bleep]?"
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"Very well."
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"If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it."
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"Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis"
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"when I D-Day'd that Mermaid [bleep]"
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"I knew that was you!"
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"Prepare my exit parade!"
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"Say goodbye to your precious dry land!"
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"For soon it will be wet! Wet!"
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"Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole."
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"But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!"
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"Am I a joke to you?"
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"You [bleep] suck! You've always sucked!"
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"Y-Y-Y know why we haven't fought in years?"
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"'Cause you're an embarrassment to me"
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"I don't need anybody."
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"All I do is eat [bleep] and 69 Nintendos, bro."
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"Every day. Or maybe you hate me"
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"I used to fear you. Respect you."
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"Now all that's left is pity --"
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"too afraid to see how alone he truly is."
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"If Diane were alive today, what would she think --"
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"Don't [bleep] establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob--"
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"I just took some wine!"
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"What the [bleep] is wrong with you people?!"
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"I was created to study you, Morty, to know you."
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"But the closer I looked,"
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"the more I do not recognize myself."
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"I have often wondered who would we be without you, Morty?"
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"I thought she would be the answer."
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"Frozen in time. Forever asleep."
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"We could not understand her purpose,"
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"so we hid her away."
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"Why do we always hide the truths we fear?"
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"Ow! I don't care, bitch! Do it!"
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"Ooh! Asshole! Yeah, guess I am an asshole!"
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"Y'know, sometimes you gotta be an asshole!"
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"My grandpa taught me that!"
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"♪♪"
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"Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?"
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"I-Is that ooze or -- I'm not sure what to call it."
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"It l-l-looks like ooze."
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"Okay. W-We can catch up later."
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