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Clips from Rick and Morty (2013) - Mort Dinner Rick Andre (S05E05)

"That's [bleep] tight."
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"I can see the end."
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"I'm a silly man."
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"I'm a silly small man."
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"I'm -- I'm sorry I got you into this."
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"Then how about I get us outta this?"
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"Hello? Hey, Jessica."
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"I-It's Morty. From school."
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"Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?"
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"I know the timing never really worked out with us,"
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"Oh, I mean -- That's a lot."
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"Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just --"
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"Wh-What? Yeah, I mean, being nervous"
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"is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know?"
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"Life support systems failing. Yeah, that's a great point."
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"Well, what are you doing tonight?"
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"Tonight? Yeah."
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"Do you, like, want to watch a movie or something?"
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"Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great."
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"Holy [bleep] Holy [bleep]"
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"Come on, come on!"
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"Where are we? We're home, Rick."
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"The ocean?! The ocean on Earth?!"
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"Uh, yeah, I-I guess so. Oh [bleep]"
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"We have to go right [bleep] now."
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"What? You touched the ocean, Morty."
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"What's the big -- Oh [bleep] [bleep]"
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"You have desecrated the sacred treaty"
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"Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe --"
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"Mr. Nimbus!"
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"Sorry. Who is that?"
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"My nemesis."
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"What? My [bleep] nemesis, okay?"
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"Okay, but what was his name again?"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"W-Wait, so who is coming over again?"
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"He said his nemesis? Rick has a nemesis?"
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"I guess. Has he mentioned him before?"
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"I-I was gonna ask you. First I'm hearing it."
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"Who is he? Like a magic guy?"
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"Rick's science and he's magic?"
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"He's like a-a fish?"
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"He's king of the ocean and he's a piece of [bleep]"
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"Are you happy, Morty?"
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"He's gonna be here any minute."
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"Just help me smooth this over"
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"or this guy's gonna become more trouble than he's worth."
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"Um, hey, I don't know how much I can help out tonight, Rick."
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"Jessica's coming over j-just to, like,"
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"watch a movie or something,"
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"but y'know, t-t-that's a good step."
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"That's a solid step to something, y'know?"
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"Truly nobody cares about your [bleep] Morty."
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"The sooner you learn that, the better."
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"I think you just don't want me happy"
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"Trust me, after that ocean [bleep]up,"
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"you don't get to do anything crazy."
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"While I bull[bleep] my way"
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"through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus,"
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"Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench"
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"to recover the forbidden shell"
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"that gives him his power"
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"Let's lick [bleep]"
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"Okay, what? I don't love that."
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"Of course you don't,"
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"[ Scoffs ] Actually, your father and I"
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"have been very sex-positive lately."
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"We've been watching pornography. Together."
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"Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe."
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"There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth."
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"Do what you want with that."
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"C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty."
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"Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good [bleep]"
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"So just toss this whale-ass ocean-wine in here"
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"and age it up a few centuries."
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"So time moves faster in there?"
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"I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?"
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"I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty."
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"But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing."
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"Okay, but Jessica -- All you have to do is bring wine, Morty."
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"When do I ask you for anything? When do you --"
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"I haven't been to a full week of school in years!"
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"I don't know shit! And for what?"
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"How many enemies do you have to have?"
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"Why is everything a fight with you?"
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"You might want to learn this early, Morty."
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"Life is a fight. With Mr. Nimbus?"
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"Are you makin' fun of me?"
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"Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold dick killer, Morty."
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"[ Horn blows ]"
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"Is that Mr. Nimbus?"
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"Nimbus. Richard."
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"You look like ass."
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"Let's get this over with."
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"I'm sorry. This is the guy?"
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"I've seen you [bleep] a planet,"
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"and this is the guy you're afraid of?"
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"I like this one, Rick."
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"He is unbroken. Untamed."
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"Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash."
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"I will! Good."
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"He controls police, Jerry."
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"Right, that tracks."
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"In Dumb World. Police?"
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"A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn."
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"Well, I don't see how that's relevant,"
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"but we're white."
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"Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!"
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"[Bleep] [ All moaning ]"
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"Flee. Officer: Let's get outta here."
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"[ Sirens wail, tires squeal ]"
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"Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls the police!"
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"Um, hello? Am I in the right place?"
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"I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other?"
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"Hi! Jessica! Hi!"
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"Yeah, yup, y-you're in the right spot."
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"Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica."
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"This is everybody. Uh, this is --"
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"I am Mr. Nimbus."
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