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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery (S01E01)

"I had to see him face to face."
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"I had to see it in his eyes."
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"And he knows I know."
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"How much is this one?"
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"Forty-eight dollars."
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"Oh, way too expensive."
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"Thanks anyway. Mm-hm."
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"Now, you're the kind of woman I should've married."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Well, my last wife"
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"never asked the price of anything."
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"Is that why you divorced her?"
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"It was either the divorce courts or the bankruptcy courts."
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"Oh. So she spent you into divorce."
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"Let me put it this way."
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"they'd send her a get-well card."
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"Oh. Well, thanks for the tip."
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"I mean, the warning."
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"Miss, do you sell jewelry?"
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"What kind?"
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"Expensive."
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"I just can't get over it, Claire. You look fantastic."
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"Well, I should."
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"I just lost 160 pounds."
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"I divorced George."
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"You divorced George?"
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"Why?"
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"Tsk. The things he did."
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"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"Oh, you can tell me."
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"No, I can't."
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"For Pete's sake, tell her."
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"All right, I'll tell you."
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"Thanks."
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"Every time we went out,"
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"he would embarrass me."
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"He'd have a couple of drinks"
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"and he thought he was the life of the party."
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"It was like being married to The Gong Show."
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"Did George drink too much?"
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"Judge for yourself."
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"At my uncle's funeral,"
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"he wore a black lampshade."
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"Honey, don't ever marry a man who drinks."
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"Say, pal, could you tell me the way to the nearest bar?"
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher."
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"Oh, higher? Little higher, yeah."
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"Okay? Now... No, to the right."
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"Right? The right, doc."
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"How's that? Okay?"
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"Uh, no. No, more to the right."
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"Down two needles. To the left."
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"No."
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"No, no, more to the left, Doc."
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"I don't know. Something's off-center."
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"You're off-center."
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"I know what it is."
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"We forgot to hang an angel on the tree."
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"How about a purser?"
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"Man does not appreciate art."
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"Uh... Father, you know a lot of jokes."
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"Well, I... I don't think Vegas is ready for me, Merrill."
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"No, no, no, no. We..."
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"You know that my crew is always"
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"telling jokes, and I thought"
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"that, uh, if there was a joke that I could come up with, uh..."
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"Oh, I... I get it."
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"Well, let's see. Um..."
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"Oh, well, the bishop told me a couple a great ones."
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"Uh, but I don't think your crew speaks Latin."
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"How about this?"
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"This Martian comes down from space,"
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"and he lands right in"
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"the middle of the desert, next to this beat-up old saloon."
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"Heh."
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"Well, he goes in, and the first thing he sees"
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"is the pinball machine."
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"Well, the lights are flashing"
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"and the bells are ringing like crazy."
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"So the Martian goes over to it, and he says,"
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""Hey, sweetheart, what's a pretty girl like you"
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"doing in a place like this?""
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"Funny."
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"Yeah, well, it was even funnier in Latin."
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"All right."
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"I'll try it."
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"Okay, guys."
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"Time to get down to some serious business here."
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"Who's gonna be Santa Claus tonight?"
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"Oh, well, I don't think there's anything to decide."
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"It is my turn."
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"You?"
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"A woman can't be Santa Claus."
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"Well, why not?"
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"I thought this was supposed to be"
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"an equal-opportunity holiday."
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"Okay. Lay a "ho-ho-ho" on us."
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"Okay."
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"Ho-ho-ho!"
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"Heh-heh."
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"No. The world's not ready for a soprano Santa Claus."
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"Well, it's, uh,"
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"coming along very well, guys."
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"Which reminds me of this great joke."
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"Uh... it's Christmastime"
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"one year, and, uh, this Martian"
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"lands in the desert, and he goes up to this old bar."
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"It's, uh... It's really, uh, beat-up, you know?"
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"And, uh, the first thing he sees"
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"is a pinball machine,"
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"and he goes over and... Well, the lights were flashing,"
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"the bells were going and everything. And..."
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"Well, he says to it... He says, uh... Now get this."
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"He says, "Hi, sweetheart, what's a pinball machine doing"
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"in a nice place like this?""
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"Well... it was even funnier in Latin. Ha."
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"Okay, let's get back to reality."
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"Who's gonna play Santa Claus?"
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"Me."
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