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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again (S01E01)

"It would demean my personhood."
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"I don't follow you."
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"Exactly, sir. There is no following."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Now, I order you to take my dress whites to the cleaners."
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"No, sir."
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""No, sir?""
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"Yes, sir. No, sir."
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"Are you disobeying an order?"
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"Unless we vote on it, sir."
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"You know, one person, one vote."
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"Well, this is my vote."
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"Gopher, you're fired."
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"Uh, Mr. Smith."
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"He's fired too."
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"Now, get out of here, the both of you."
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"We're shoving off now. Sh..."
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"The both of you?"
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"Oh, Lee, isn't this great?"
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"See, we can be like real people."
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"Oh, sure. Hm-hm."
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"Let's have a drink. Okay."
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"Lee. Andrea."
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"Well, you two are getting to be quite an item."
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"Oh, Miss Martin was just giving me"
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"her point of view on my ad campaign."
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"Heh, yes, but I'm not sure he's getting my point."
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"Well, thanks for everything."
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"Oh, I wish I could stay and chat more, but I have"
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"an appointment on the Bridge with the captain."
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"I'll see you later."
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"He never stops."
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"He's burying himself in his work."
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"Heh. He's burying himself all right."
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"Come, Herman."
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"So then I said to this munchkin,"
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"can you do that standing up?"
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"Hi, Isaac. Hi, Isaac."
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"Hey, Doc. Hi."
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"How you feeling, Julie?"
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"Oh, much better,"
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"thanks to Doc's prescription."
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"Oh, nothing to it."
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"Oh, what did he tell you to take?"
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"Yesterday off."
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"Vanessa, I did it."
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"I stood up to the captain."
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"Burl."
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"No more, "Gopher do this, Gopher do that.""
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"Fabulous. I love you. Oh."
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"I love you too. We win the bet."
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"Oh, who cares about that."
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"I told the captain to stop calling me Gopher."
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"And he ordered me to take his dress whites"
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"to the cleaners."
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"And I said, "No. Not without a vote.""
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"And he said, "Gopher, you're fired.""
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"And I said, "It is Mr. Smith." And..."
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"He said, "Gopher, you're fired.""
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"That's what he said."
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"Gopher... you directly disobeyed an order?"
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"Well, I guess I did, but..."
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"Well, he's just a person,"
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"and I'm just a person."
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"And his person canned my person."
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"Here, man. I think you're gonna need this."
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"No, I... No, I can't drink on the job."
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"You can while you're looking for one."
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"I'm fired."
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"Jeez. I'm really gonna"
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"miss all this. You guys and..."
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"And the ship."
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"I'm... I'm gonna t-turn in my uniform."
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"I didn't mean for him to go that far."
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"I cost him his job."
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"Well, uh, don't take it so hard."
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"I mean, all we have to do is get"
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"Captain Stubing to change his mind."
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"Like she said, what a bummer."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"Mm. Please do."
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"Right here. Where's Ken?"
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"I don't know, and I couldn't care less."
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"Oh, and I thought you two were"
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"just starting to hit it off."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. He hit on me, and it's off."
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"Heh. Mrs. Newman?"
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"Mrs. Newman."
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"Boy, you harder to find"
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"I-I wanna make you a new offer."
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"Well, you're wasting your time."
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"I already turned down your sales manager."
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"Oh, uh, but that why, uh,"
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"Yamashiro no longer have sales manager."
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"I, uh, give Davis the old, uh,"
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"ho-heave. Heh."
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"You fired Ken?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, then he was telling the truth."
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"Excuse me."
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"Yeah. Oh, uh... Uh, Miss Newman."
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"Miss Newman, I... I wanna buy the factory"
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"even if it cost me a arm and a leg."
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"Ah, well you throw in your head, and we'll talk."
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"Miss New..."
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"Andrea, don't say it."
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"I have nothing to say to you."
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"Good. Ever again."
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""No more lies, no more hiding.""
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"I'm... I'm sorry."
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"I... Look, I lost my nerve."
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"I need more time."
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"Huh. More time?"
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"How long do I have to wait?"
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"We come onboard for a little freedom,"
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"and I end up trapped in a floating motel room"
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"just because you're afraid of some gossipy neighbor."
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"Cora Bass just isn't a gossip."
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"She's Hedda Hopper in support hose."
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"Now, I've been thinking, it just isn't fair to Laraine."
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