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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again (S01E01)

"Oh, wow."
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"Well, we can't supply the fields,"
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"but we could take off our shoes and look at the stars."
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"Come on, follow me."
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"No."
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"No, nobody follows."
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"Share this direction with my person."
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"Gopher. Oh, boy."
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"Incredible timing. That's five."
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"I'll see you on the deck."
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Gopher, I hate to tell you this,"
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"but, uh, Vanessa's father is concerned"
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"that you're leading his daughter astray."
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"Well, that's impossible, sir,"
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"because there are no leaders and there are no followers."
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"I don't follow you. Exactly, sir."
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"You understand. I don't understand."
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"Now, look, I've passed the message on,"
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"the rest is up to you."
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"Do you follow me? I can't, sir."
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"There are no followers."
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"There are no followers?"
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"Oh, poor Gopher."
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"Poor us."
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"I never saw 50 bucks go so fast."
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"Look, we'll sweeten the deal with 200 shares"
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"of Yamashiro stock"
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"and another 50,000 in cash, huh?"
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"I said no in a letter,"
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"Now, would you please buzz off, Mr. Davis?"
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"Please, call me Ken."
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"Okay, Ken. Buzz off."
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"Look, why are you shooting me down?"
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"You know absolutely nothing about me."
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"Oh, come on, we have nothing in common."
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"We do so. Um..."
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"we're, I mean, here at the same table together."
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"Whoopee. Let's get married."
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"Now, look, we do have something in common."
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"I mean, that is, if... If you really run your husband's"
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"electronics firm, and aren't just a... A figurehead."
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"Run it, bud."
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"I run it at a profit."
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"Well, okay. All right."
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"Well, then maybe you'd be interested"
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"in something that I've invented."
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"What is this something?"
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"Well, we... have to go down to my cabin,"
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"and I'll show it to you."
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"Now, honest."
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"Okay. But if this invention of yours"
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"is as old as your line,"
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"you are in big trouble."
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"Okay. Come on. Let's go."
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"You know, your captain is a fascist."
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"He certainly is."
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"Ordering you not to see me."
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"Boy, a swell night for romance, huh?"
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"Moonlight."
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"Vanessa... I'm crazy about you."
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"I feel the vibes, Gopher."
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"It's just that... I can only love a person."
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"And that captain is turning you into a nonperson with his:"
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""Gopher, do this. Gopher, do that.""
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"Oh, well, he's not like that all the time."
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"Gopher! Oh."
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"Not all the time, huh?"
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"Gopher!"
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"Doc. Will you knock it off, please?"
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"Say, Julie's not feeling very well,"
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"and the captain wants you"
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"to take over for her at bingo."
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"You're not gonna do it, are you?"
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"Well, yeah, uh... Julie is my friend and I..."
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"Well, it's my job."
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"And you're a nonperson."
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"Wait a minute. Vanessa, wait..."
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"Say, if you're a nonperson, does that mean it's a nonbet?"
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"Nonsense."
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"It's really quite simple."
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"All I do is speak, and it's down on paper."
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"It's incredible. I can't believe it."
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"You invented this?"
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"Mm-hm. Of course,"
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"it still has a few bugs in it."
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"Like what? Oh. Well, like that."
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"It takes things down that it's not supposed to."
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"You know, this thing could make you a millionaire."
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"Not really."
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"It still needs some development,"
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"and I can't afford the financing."
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"Well, what about Yamashiro?"
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"Yamashiro's only interested in sure things."
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"And that isn't that sure."
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"So, you see, it wasn't a ploy"
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"to lure you down to my cabin."
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"Well it beats, "You wanna see my etchings?""
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"You know, you're really quite beautiful."
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"You've got a beautiful smile,"
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"beautiful sense of humor,"
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"and a beautiful head on your shoulders."
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"How come you're so rotten at business?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, let me put it this way."
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"We'll sweeten the sweetener, okay?"
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"Five hundred shares of Yamashiro stock"
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"and the rest in cash."
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"Oh, boy, I should've known better. What?"
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"You and Yamashiro never give up, do you?"
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"Well, wait, wait..."
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"Well, I'm not buying it, buster."
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"And I'm not selling either. Oh..."
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"And you, mind your own business."
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"Oh, good morning, Mr. Yamashiro."
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"Ah, good morning."
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"Ah. Uh, Davis, uh, no bush around the beat, eh?"
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"Uh, give me report."
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"Well, the good news is"
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"they're having tempura for lunch."
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