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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Rankings (S03E03)

"Totally. Hey, have you seen Devin's sister? She is so wasted."
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"Hey, what are you guys going after-- [hiccups] after this?"
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"I say let's do karaoke."
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"Maury, please, get rid of this thing."
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"I know, but I don't think I should be looking at girls that way."
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"And if I can't see that, well, then, maybe I'm the monster."
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"Wow, Andrew, that's really beautiful."
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"All right, I'm gonna stick my nose dick in Krewkie's front butt"
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"Front butt? Is that technically anal? You know what? I want no part of this."
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"I guess you don't have to say much if you got rock-hard butt cheeks."
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"Missy, there's a reason I didn't make a list."
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"There is?"
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"-Oh, gosh. -May I kiss your cheek?"
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"You'd better."
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"Hey, Judder Butter, what's meltin'?"
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"-What are you talkin' about? -Um, I was just wondering, um--"
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"So dumb, but if you might, um, fancy a dancey, or--"
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"Oh, Jessi."
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"I don't dance with kids."
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"I am 60 years old. [chuckles] I remember when Moses was president."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Ugh, why do I like guys that I can't have? I'll grow out of that, right?"
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"Is it? 'Cause everybody's being super weird,"
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"Ooh, I know this! I heard you finger blasted a nun in the b-hole."
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"-Um. -Up top, girl."
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"-No. -Yas, queen!"
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"-I told my best friend I liked her. -Oh."
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"Yeah. I mean, no matter what,"
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"and I think what you're saying is"
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"you wanna squeeze my dong so hard that I shit myself."
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"Okay. Great compromise!"
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"[chatters]"
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"Oh, my God, that's, like, actually very sweet."
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"And now, look at us, we dance at a child's wedding."
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"[Lotte] And soon we will feast on the childrens."
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"Mmm, feel the muscle tearing away from their bones."
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"-Yes, exactly. -As they shriek."
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"Until we bite off their lips."
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"[both giggle]"
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"[in unison] I love you, sister. Mwah."
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"Ugh."
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"[sighs]"
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"Hey, at least we have each other, right?"
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"-This old gang. -Yeah, we're--"
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"Nick, Andrew, and Jessi, virgins until college."
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"♪ This is for all the lonely people ♪"
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"♪ Thinkin' that life has passed them by ♪"
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"♪ Drink from the silver cup ♪"
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"♪ This is for all the single people ♪"
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"♪ Thinkin' that love has left them dry ♪"
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"Haha. Good At Bizness."
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"[kazoo plays]"
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"Listen, listen. Gina's hot, sure, she's probably my number two."
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"Ooh... Andrew, and I can deal with this if the answer is yes,"
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"Like, what's most important?"
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"-Ew. -...and Devin."
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"Yep, totally, bleugh."
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"you wanna be on that motherfuckin' list."
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"Missy, I want you to know"
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"What if we made our own lists ranking the boys?"
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"-Oh, my God, I'm so in. -Fuck it, me too."
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"I went to coding camp last summer."
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"No! Fuck that. I don't even care what these losers think."
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"-Jay. This is a closed set. -I jack down to girls and boys."
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"am bisexual!"
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"You're not even on my list."
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"-Remove the cover. -Yes, monster."
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"♪ Now I'm all alone till I die ♪"
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"♪ Someday, babies, the clouds will part ♪"
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"Hey, Ali, I saved you a seat, it's right here. Hey, guys, I said it."
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"I wouldn't sit on your face if I had hemorrhoids"
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"-I'm not being weird. -Ow. No one saw that. Fuck you."
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"Either that or she wants Krewkie, I don't know."
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"If you don't give me another pig in a blanket,"
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"Okay, she's terrifying."
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"-Maury, aww. -I'm sorry, I-- I always cry at hand jobs."
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"Why? She's gorgeous, simply glamorous, and she came from your mind."
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"-if, of course, you'll have me, Krewkie? -Krewkie!"
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"Ugh."
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"Dude, that sucks."
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"We are truly becoming of Americans."
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"-Fuck me. -Sophomore year."
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"Lola."
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"Gina's tits."
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"like a Buzzfeed freelancer."
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"Here you go, Matthew, my new official fuck list."
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"I don't think she's ever gonna give him a hand job."
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"-Oh, that's lame. -It'd be so much easier if I was a girl."
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"♪ Drink from the silver cup ♪"
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"♪ Oh, in my life ♪"
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"I thought that was bisexual?"
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"that she's into, uh, girls and guys?"
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"[school bell rings]"
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"-[cheering and whooping] -Go on!"
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"Whew. Okay."
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"You stolen my hairstyle, you copy cow."
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"-Shit, is Gina with Charles Lu now? -[sighs]"
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"You're goddamn right I do."
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"Hey, um, it's cool you came out."
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"my sexual preference isn't limited by gender identity."
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"-It's like Schindler's List. -How so?"
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"[theme music plays]"
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"This is exactly the kind of thing that could tear our grade asunder."
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"Welcome to Devin's bachelorette party."
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"Okay. How do I stop? Whoa!"
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"♪ But I can only act so tough ♪"
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"♪ Well, they oughta be crown' me the king of cool ♪"
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"Mmm, Judd smelled like wood chips and cigarettes."
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"Let's check in with my plus one."
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"[cheering]"
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"Or we could just dance?"
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"♪ Don't give up until you ♪"
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"Whew."
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"Let's chart Ali's meteoric rise to the top,"
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"♪ Don't give up until you ♪"
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