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Clips from Mean Machine

Movies 2001 99 min ★ 6.4/10 (43,394 ratings) 1,205 clips
Drama Crime Comedy

Credits

New car, Z? For your information only...
"New car, Z? For your information only..."
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that's a prototype.
"that's a prototype."
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is licensed to score with Umbro.
"is licensed to score with Umbro."
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No need, Officer. I'm totally drunk.
"No need, Officer. I'm totally drunk."
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I think you'd better come with us.
"I think you'd better come with us."
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meehan showed no emotion as he was led away.
"meehan showed no emotion as he was led away."
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The one-time superstar will serve his sentence...
"The one-time superstar will serve his sentence..."
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at Longmarsh High-security Prison...
"at Longmarsh High-security Prison..."
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Open!
"Open!"
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This is a category B nick, not fuckin' Butlins.
"This is a category B nick, not fuckin' Butlins."
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Go on. Straight down the stairs there.
"Go on. Straight down the stairs there."
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That's unbloodyEnglish, that is.
"That's unbloodyEnglish, that is."
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Chief?
"Chief?"
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What did you say? That's Mr. Hayter, sir to you.
"What did you say? That's Mr. Hayter, sir to you."
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Do you understand?
"Do you understand?"
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Stow your kit top right.
"Stow your kit top right."
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Got you an apprentice. He used to be a sweeper.
"Got you an apprentice. He used to be a sweeper."
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This will change your life. Do you see that?
"This will change your life. Do you see that?"
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Glamorous job, huh?
"Glamorous job, huh?"
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Thirty years will do that to you.
"Thirty years will do that to you."
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You'd better go over.
"You'd better go over."
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I run this nick.
"I run this nick."
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I've been told.
"I've been told."
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after 72 minutes of playing time.
"after 72 minutes of playing time."
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Come on, superstar. Tour's not over.
"Come on, superstar. Tour's not over."
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You really wanna know?
"You really wanna know?"
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Funny enough, no. Yeah?
"Funny enough, no. Yeah?"
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I was a face myself. I was the man.
"I was a face myself. I was the man."
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so that he can hustle them.
"so that he can hustle them."
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And what's your angle?
"And what's your angle?"
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toothpaste, soft toilet paper
"toothpaste, soft toilet paper"
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I never asked to be put in here. What, and we did?
"I never asked to be put in here. What, and we did?"
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Any requests, star?
"Any requests, star?"
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Why?
"Why?"
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He's just a number now.
"He's just a number now."
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What do you think of amateur football?
"What do you think of amateur football?"
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I want you to train the team.
"I want you to train the team."
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I pulled a lot of strings to get you assigned to my prison.
"I pulled a lot of strings to get you assigned to my prison."
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I wouldn't get too close, miss. Why?
"I wouldn't get too close, miss. Why?"
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Only if you've got the ball, miss. Get out!
"Only if you've got the ball, miss. Get out!"
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Don't you poke me again.
"Don't you poke me again."
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Bollocks.
"Bollocks."
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Let go of the baton, Meehan! Fuckin'
"Let go of the baton, Meehan! Fuckin'"
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Razzledazzle, 3:00, Kempton Park.
"Razzledazzle, 3:00, Kempton Park."
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Five thousand pounds, please.
"Five thousand pounds, please."
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To win.
"To win."
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And that's before you assaulted another inmate...
"And that's before you assaulted another inmate..."
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So you could be with us for some time. Hmm?
"So you could be with us for some time. Hmm?"
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Psst. Have a nice week's holiday. Yeah, lovely.
"Psst. Have a nice week's holiday. Yeah, lovely."
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And I get to pick my own team.
"And I get to pick my own team."
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Ooh, I could get a real F.A. ref.
"Ooh, I could get a real F.A. ref."
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Oi, remember, anything you need.
"Oi, remember, anything you need."
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They were gonna take me on, only I had a bit of trouble and blah, blah.
"They were gonna take me on, only I had a bit of trouble and blah, blah."
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Otherwise, you know.
"Otherwise, you know."
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Well, I'm sure it was a big loss to the game.
"Well, I'm sure it was a big loss to the game."
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I've gotta go, but I'll catch you later.
"I've gotta go, but I'll catch you later."
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Yes, Razzledazzle, came second.
"Yes, Razzledazzle, came second."
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It's very possible, sweets. That's not possible.
"It's very possible, sweets. That's not possible."
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Now I can say I've had a kick about with Danny the Mean Machine.
"Now I can say I've had a kick about with Danny the Mean Machine."
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Whoowhoo! Burning in me head! Burning in me head!
"Whoowhoo! Burning in me head! Burning in me head!"
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It's all right. I'll go and get it.
"It's all right. I'll go and get it."
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Mr. Ratchett, sir, whilst I don't wish to be rude...
"Mr. Ratchett, sir, whilst I don't wish to be rude..."
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Don't even think about it.
"Don't even think about it."
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I never believed any of the talk. I can't believe it.
"I never believed any of the talk. I can't believe it."
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Here you are.
"Here you are."
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That buys you three across, mate.
"That buys you three across, mate."
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All that, you know, all them soccer skills.
"All that, you know, all them soccer skills."
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All that.
"All that."
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You know, like the pros. All that caper.
"You know, like the pros. All that caper."
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He's actually smuggling Sykes's drugs in for him.
"He's actually smuggling Sykes's drugs in for him."
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You must have made the wrong bet.
"You must have made the wrong bet."
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Information and all. Blah, blah. Whatever.
"Information and all. Blah, blah. Whatever."
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Oh, look. A monkey learning new tricks.
"Oh, look. A monkey learning new tricks."
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Listen, man. No, you listen!
"Listen, man. No, you listen!"
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You animal. Animal?
"You animal. Animal?"
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Mass, are you all right? Christ, he needs a doctor! Get a doctor!
"Mass, are you all right? Christ, he needs a doctor! Get a doctor!"
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Fuck me. Wish I'd met her.
"Fuck me. Wish I'd met her."
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Let's see how good you are. Sort yourselves out. Skins v. shirts.
"Let's see how good you are. Sort yourselves out. Skins v. shirts."
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What'd you think? Bring the clipboard.
"What'd you think? Bring the clipboard."
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Seven. Seven?
"Seven. Seven?"
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You missed two.
"You missed two."
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three, four I don't know.
"three, four I don't know."
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Pay us or we'll torch the motor.
"Pay us or we'll torch the motor."
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Okay?
"Okay?"
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Lock it up!
"Lock it up!"
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You sleep with one eye open, son.
"You sleep with one eye open, son."
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Football trials, yeah?
"Football trials, yeah?"
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Get the lads all pepped up and all that business.
"Get the lads all pepped up and all that business."
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Otherwise, you're fucked.
"Otherwise, you're fucked."
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Search him.
"Search him."
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You were grassed up. Eh?
"You were grassed up. Eh?"
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I've seen 'em talking.
"I've seen 'em talking."
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For fuck's sake! Go on, pop it!
"For fuck's sake! Go on, pop it!"
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I cut myself shaving. Nosebleed. It's the altitude.
"I cut myself shaving. Nosebleed. It's the altitude."
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You could have had my eye out.
"You could have had my eye out."
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Sorry about that.
"Sorry about that."
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That's all right.
"That's all right."
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I'd never take a bet against England...
"I'd never take a bet against England..."
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Then we can play to win.
"Then we can play to win."
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How'd it go? It didn't.
"How'd it go? It didn't."
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Here, Dan. Dan
"Here, Dan. Dan"
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Yeah, yeah, of course, Dan.
"Yeah, yeah, of course, Dan."
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Can I be on the team?
"Can I be on the team?"
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They are reasonable, but they're businessmen.
"They are reasonable, but they're businessmen."
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The team is bleeding me dry.
"The team is bleeding me dry."
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Because this lot have got a bad habit of turning cashflow problems...
"Because this lot have got a bad habit of turning cashflow problems..."
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I used to do double this just for a warm up, you know.
"I used to do double this just for a warm up, you know."
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Anno domini, mate.
"Anno domini, mate."
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Left over after the war, you know. Army surplus.
"Left over after the war, you know. Army surplus."
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and his girl in there with him.
"and his girl in there with him."
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No one came out.
"No one came out."
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Learning to walk, apparently.
"Learning to walk, apparently."
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You're on. What's that, a joke?
"You're on. What's that, a joke?"
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One thingyou fight one of my boys.
"One thingyou fight one of my boys."
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Nick has come over all poorly...
"Nick has come over all poorly..."
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Walk away, Danny. Walk away.
"Walk away, Danny. Walk away."
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all coming by the way of the big K O...
"all coming by the way of the big K O..."
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the heavyduty champion of the penal world...
"the heavyduty champion of the penal world..."
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Danny I've had more bloody backhanders than Boris Becker...
"Danny I've had more bloody backhanders than Boris Becker..."
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Gentlemen, it's alternate punches...
"Gentlemen, it's alternate punches..."
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