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Clips from The Mick - The Grandparents (S01E01)

"But they did flee the country."
The Mick
"That doesn't make any sense. They didn't do anything wrong."
The Mick
"Uh, I don't, I don't, I don't know."
The Mick
"I'm not going to touch that one."
The Mick
"Why would I lie about that?"
The Mick
"Um, I don't know, maybe because"
The Mick
"Okay, look, I understand this is really hard stuff to hear."
The Mick
"It's not hard to hear."
The Mick
"It's actually really easy."
The Mick
"I, like, literally don't care at all."
The Mick
"Okay, well the pitch of your voice is making it seem"
The Mick
"- like you care a lot. - I don't care!"
The Mick
"It's just... it's embarrassing, that's all."
The Mick
"These gentlemen are trying to enjoy their dinner."
The Mick
"You think I care about these idiots?"
The Mick
"Uh, sorry."
The Mick
"Oh, oh. I'm so, I'm so sorry."
The Mick
"Let me make it right."
The Mick
"How is that for a scene?"
The Mick
"Hey, get-get back over here right now!"
The Mick
"Oh, don't tell us what to do! You're not our mom."
The Mick
"- You're just looking for a handout. - Hey, Sabrina..."
The Mick
"you're not going to get away with that."
The Mick
"Aah...!"
The Mick
"Well, I hope you're very proud of yourself."
The Mick
"Your brother has burned off all of his taste buds."
The Mick
"I'd like to apologize for my behavior."
The Mick
"I understand, as the new patriarch of this family,"
The Mick
"you are all looking to me to set the tone,"
The Mick
"- and I fell short. - Stop it, okay?"
The Mick
"Nobody's looking to you for anything."
The Mick
"Oh, I'm sorry. You think you're in charge?"
The Mick
"We're not gonna listen to a single word you say."
The Mick
"Well, you're not gonna have to. 'Cause I'm catching"
The Mick
"the last chopper out of Saigon."
The Mick
"You're leaving?"
The Mick
"Yeah, Alba, I'm leaving."
The Mick
"Probably FBI. And I'm pretty sure the IRS is not far behind."
The Mick
"And once all this is gone, Alba, all that's left is this."
The Mick
"And nobody wants just this."
The Mick
"Well, where you gonna go?"
The Mick
"I'm gonna go back to Rhode Island."
The Mick
"Where I have no responsibilities"
The Mick
"So, unemployed and alone?"
The Mick
"Sounds neat."
The Mick
"I wish I could bash you."
The Mick
"Okay, thank you for your time, Mackenzie,"
The Mick
"but I think I've got it from here."
The Mick
"Oh, wonderful. I bet you do, Chip. Great. But just in case,"
The Mick
"The colonel? No way. That guy's a legend."
The Mick
"I've modeled my entire career after him."
The Mick
"O-Oh, yes. I-I like"
The Mick
"When I was a little girl, he came to my village"
The Mick
"in Guatemala and built the hospital."
The Mick
"And then he brought me and my mother back to the States."
The Mick
"He would call me his libélula..."
The Mick
"Dragonfly."
The Mick
"And you've been trapped here ever since?"
The Mick
"- Got to get out more. - Wait,"
The Mick
"aren't he and Grandma Tippy, like, 100 years old?"
The Mick
"They sounded about 1,000 on the phone, so I'm gonna"
The Mick
"get out of here before I get stuck"
The Mick
"talking about soup or whatever."
The Mick
"Fine, go."
The Mick
"Why are you taking our stuff?"
The Mick
"Call it payment for services rendered."
The Mick
"gassing up the whole time, so I decided to go solar."
The Mick
"- It's electric. - I know, right?"
The Mick
"What? No, you're not."
The Mick
"W... We are friends, yes?"
The Mick
"Well, I mean, yeah."
The Mick
"We're friendly."
The Mick
"But I... You know, I-I already"
The Mick
"got the rug and..."
The Mick
"Plus, the kids need you."
The Mick
"smashed that man over the head,"
The Mick
"I felt an animal in my chest wake up and roar."
The Mick
"I would very much like to feel that again."
The Mick
"Okay. I mean, how am I supposed to argue with that?"
The Mick
"all right? I don't feel like babysitting."
The Mick
"Otherwise I'd stay with these animals."
The Mick
"but i-it's up to you, Benito."
The Mick
"I will only go if I have your blessing."
The Mick
"- Okay. - Mm."
The Mick
"Okay, let's go."
The Mick
"Uh, take care of yourselves."
The Mick
"And if you need anything at all,"
The Mick
"do not hesitate to call 911."
The Mick
"Hold onto your nips,"
The Mick
"this kitty can purr."
The Mick
"What's shakin', bacon?"
The Mick
"Excuse me?"
The Mick
"You're excused."
The Mick
"So what?"
The Mick
"So show some respect."
The Mick
"Dude went buck wild on Korea."
The Mick
"Look at this beast."
The Mick
"If there was ever a guy to surrender the patriarch role to,"
The Mick
"it's this stud."
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"Hello!"
The Mick
"Oh, my goodness,"
The Mick
"look how big you've all gotten!"
The Mick
"Sabrina."
The Mick
"My beautiful angel."
The Mick
"And Chip, such a dashing young gentleman."
The Mick
"You remind me of my husband."
The Mick
"Oh, and Ben, my poor baby."
The Mick
"I heard about that"
The Mick
"little accident you had."
The Mick
"Hello, Grandma."
The Mick
"Now, it has been a long day,"
The Mick
"so why don't we all go upstairs"
The Mick
"and change into our PJs?"
The Mick
"Yeah, sorry, Grandma, that's not gonna work for me."
The Mick
"I've got a party to go to tonight. And I probably won't"
The Mick
"get home until late, so, you know what, don't wait up for me."
The Mick
"I realize you children"
The Mick
"aren't used to having rules,"
The Mick
"but all that's going to change. Now,"
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