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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Father of the Bob (S05E05)

"Aw... Ew. What?"
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"Tonight's the night you and your dad finally patch everything up."
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"Because of ♪ Christmas magic ♪"
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"♪ This time of year ♪ Okay, stop, stop."
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"♪ And all the cold hungry people ♪"
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"♪ All those cold hungry people ♪"
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"♪ They're dying in the streets ♪"
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"♪ Me and my family will be warm tonight. ♪"
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"Anyway, the rest of us get along great with Pop Pop."
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"You know what you should do?"
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"He'll give it to you... in cash."
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"Okay, fine, fine."
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"Either way, I'm wearing shorts."
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"I went in on it."
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"Just kidding, it's on you."
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"Gene and I are pulling our weight."
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"Yeah, Tina."
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"Well, we can't put "sorry" under the tree, can we?"
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"A chocolate-covered raisin."
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"Scratch that. A raisin."
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"Crap, this happens every year."
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"Well, we're gonna have to make him a gift at Grandpa's."
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"Mm."
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"Merry Christmas, Pete!"
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"You haven't been here in so long, I grew a big white beard."
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"Keep going!"
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"Russian nesting beards!"
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"How's your bar?"
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"Pete owns the bar next door, remember?"
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"Is it still gay, still going strong?"
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"Stronger and gayer than ever. That's our motto."
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"♪ Stronger and gayer than ever! ♪"
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"I just wrote a jingle for you."
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"She's pretty "singy" tonight."
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"♪ Yeah. ♪"
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"Huh, kids? I get it."
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"We're coming for you, Pop Pop."
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"Merry Christmas, Big Bob."
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"Linda, kids."
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"Boy, you get smaller every year."
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"and start calling you Old Wrinkly Shriveled-Up Bob?"
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"And how are my grandkids doing?"
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"I got problems,"
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"but nothing five dollars wouldn't fix."
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"Who's your favorite president?"
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"Bill Pullman!"
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"Here you go. Oh."
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"Thanks, Gramps. Hey, listen."
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"We need it, like, yesterday."
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"if you kids want to take a look."
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"Went to the hospital 'cause his daughter's having a baby."
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"Jerk baby."
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"Yeah, check back with me in 14-and-a-half minutes."
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"Stop saying that. No, I don't want to."
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"Seems like you could use a hand."
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"- Who knew their way around the kitchen... - Stop."
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"Lin, no. Where to get the cheese..."
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"No. Knew where that goes."
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"Yeah, I doubt he'd... Bob could help cook."
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"It's you father... Stop it."
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"It's your father. Shut up."
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"You two bond, have fun!"
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"Okay, this is it."
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"I'm gonna give Little Bob his Christmas gift."
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"Bob Junior! Wh-What's going on?"
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"Bobby, you've been working here your whole life."
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"Oh, Dad, don't."
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"The new menus."
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"but he can spell like a son of a bitch."
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"Like a son of a bitch."
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"Come on, want to be partners, or what?"
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"I think... Wait, what'd you just say?"
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"I said no."
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"I could never be partners with you."
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"I want to change the menu,"
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"L-Let's let the spatula decide."
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"I want to express myself in the kitchen!"
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"And when I say that, he makes this weird sound!"
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"What is that?!"
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"You're gonna do this?"
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"Right now? In front of everybody?"
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"You know what? Get out!"
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"Take your jokey burger specials and go!"
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"The I'm Sproutta Here Burger."
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"Comes with sprouts."
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"I thought of a better one!"
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"Literally Anywhere But Here Burger!""
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"Comes with aged cheddar... forget it!"
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"Forget it! Merry freaking Christmas!"
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"Merry Christmas, Little Bob!"
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"Here, Bob, have some Christmas magic, eh?"
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"Wait, Christmas magic is wine?"
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"It's whatever you want it to be."
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"I-I get it. Listen, I've been with him for five minutes,"
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"so I'm setting this timer for ten minutes,"
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"and then I'm leaving."
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"you and your father are gonna love each other."
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"Talking about your heart, Bob, not your nipple."
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"How about I run the food, that way"
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"No, no, I-I think Big Bob is fine running the food. That's..."
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"Look out, table two, here comes Linda with your club!"
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"You order a club?"
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"Club? Club?"
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"present for Dad, present for Dad."
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"Ugh, boring. He'll sit when he's dead, Tina."
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"and call it a super trap?"
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"What if I make my chair a super chair? Like,"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Is this a little friendly competition we have here?"
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"A little Christmas competition?"
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"Whoever gives Dad the best present, wins a..."
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"Yes! The most coveted award in gift-giving!"
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"Nope, too late."
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"It-It's a new hood?"
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"I thought you said that; I... that's..."
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"No one in the history of time has ever said that."
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""All you need is a good hood." I swear I remember"
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"And then I can use this dish towel"
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"Because I just won the Mistle-Tony."
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"Period. End of burn."
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