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Clips from Overboard

Short Films 1987 15 min ★ 5.6/10 (13 ratings) 1,461 clips
Short Drama

Credits

Anybody home? Hello?
"Anybody home? Hello?"
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I have lots and lots of them.
"I have lots and lots of them."
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Yeah. Dean Proffitt.
"Yeah. Dean Proffitt."
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- References? - Well, no, not really.
"- References? - Well, no, not really."
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Maybe you'd like to take fingerprints before I get started.
"Maybe you'd like to take fingerprints before I get started."
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I need new shoe racks for my shoes.
"I need new shoe racks for my shoes."
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Hey, I'm sorry. I understand now.
"Hey, I'm sorry. I understand now."
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Isn't that what I've been explaining in some detail?
"Isn't that what I've been explaining in some detail?"
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Is English your second language?
"Is English your second language?"
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What is that odor?
"What is that odor?"
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Yes, madam.
"Yes, madam."
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Caviar should be round and hard and of adequate size.
"Caviar should be round and hard and of adequate size."
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And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.
"And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment."
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I'm shooting skeet!
"I'm shooting skeet!"
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- Pull. - Firing!
"- Pull. - Firing!"
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Hello.
"Hello."
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at least make a pretense of separating himself from the apes.
"at least make a pretense of separating himself from the apes."
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Well, try to control your bodily noises so I can hear myself think.
"Well, try to control your bodily noises so I can hear myself think."
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And another Oregon good mornin' to ya.
"And another Oregon good mornin' to ya."
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The Fraga Feed and Fertilizer folks are hiring...
"The Fraga Feed and Fertilizer folks are hiring..."
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people to shovel the stuff.
"people to shovel the stuff."
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There's no chauvinism in the manure business.
"There's no chauvinism in the manure business."
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You don't have to sit out here in the brine...
"You don't have to sit out here in the brine..."
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with your perm frizzing to oblivion.
"with your perm frizzing to oblivion."
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I doubt if he's even housebroke.
"I doubt if he's even housebroke."
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I've finished, madam. Would you like me to put your jewelry back on you?
"I've finished, madam. Would you like me to put your jewelry back on you?"
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It's a shoe rack with a twist. You ready?
"It's a shoe rack with a twist. You ready?"
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Stop boring me with your absurdities. What's it made of?
"Stop boring me with your absurdities. What's it made of?"
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I just have to tell you, that's going to more than double my estimate.
"I just have to tell you, that's going to more than double my estimate."
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You may have wanted cedar, but you didn't ask for cedar.
"You may have wanted cedar, but you didn't ask for cedar."
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Shit, woman, you're lucky I am housebroke.
"Shit, woman, you're lucky I am housebroke."
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- You were listening. - It was kind of hard to avoid.
"- You were listening. - It was kind of hard to avoid."
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- Don't touch me. - What?
"- Don't touch me. - What?"
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And I'm not goin' anywhere...
"And I'm not goin' anywhere..."
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As you wish.
"As you wish."
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Don't throw that!
"Don't throw that!"
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Joanna, why are you so upset?
"Joanna, why are you so upset?"
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Then you must go right back to bed for at least two days.
"Then you must go right back to bed for at least two days."
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What should I do?
"What should I do?"
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True.
"True."
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Andrew, are you going to bring me my lemon...
"Andrew, are you going to bring me my lemon..."
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- Are you Mr. Proffitt? - Yeah.
"- Are you Mr. Proffitt? - Yeah."
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You look the morning after Halloween. Probably had a day like I did.
"You look the morning after Halloween. Probably had a day like I did."
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What do I get in return? I get toilet papered by your children.
"What do I get in return? I get toilet papered by your children."
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- They were just playin' around. - Oh, just playing around?
"- They were just playin' around. - Oh, just playing around?"
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If you don't do something, I am going to notify the proper authorities.
"If you don't do something, I am going to notify the proper authorities."
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I'm new in town, but if I get a chance, I'll hire a housekeeper, all right?
"I'm new in town, but if I get a chance, I'll hire a housekeeper, all right?"
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I'll believe it when I see it. Good day, Mr. Proffitt.
"I'll believe it when I see it. Good day, Mr. Proffitt."
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What do you know?
"What do you know?"
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What you have to escape from, I can't possibly imagine.
"What you have to escape from, I can't possibly imagine."
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Grant, I left my wedding ring on the deck.
"Grant, I left my wedding ring on the deck."
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The one purchase that separates mere millionaires from multimillionaires.
"The one purchase that separates mere millionaires from multimillionaires."
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- The world's best luxury yacht... - You idiots!
"- The world's best luxury yacht... - You idiots!"
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I'm sorry to interrupt the movie, but we got excitement in Tillamook County.
"I'm sorry to interrupt the movie, but we got excitement in Tillamook County."
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Seems a mystery woman was picked up...
"Seems a mystery woman was picked up..."
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She has no recollection of who she is.
"She has no recollection of who she is."
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My wife Rose is down there with the captain of the garbage scow...
"My wife Rose is down there with the captain of the garbage scow..."
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We didn't know it... Then we bring on board, eh?
"We didn't know it... Then we bring on board, eh?"
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- On board. - Yes.
"- On board. - Yes."
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- I see. - It's seal.
"- I see. - It's seal."
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- So we bring in boat. No clothes. - Learn something every day.
"- So we bring in boat. No clothes. - Learn something every day."
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Garbage I do for money. For love, I sing.
"Garbage I do for money. For love, I sing."
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We have a Renaissance garbage man.
"We have a Renaissance garbage man."
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Now, folks, here's an interview we taped earlier at the hospital.
"Now, folks, here's an interview we taped earlier at the hospital."
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I know it.
"I know it."
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Get that thing out of my face.
"Get that thing out of my face."
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What a horrible wig.
"What a horrible wig."
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Well, what do you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible.
"Well, what do you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible."
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You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia...
"You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia..."
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How temporary is it?
"How temporary is it?"
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Now, I refuse... refuse... to be incarcerated...
"Now, I refuse... refuse... to be incarcerated..."
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No, I never saw her before in my life.
"No, I never saw her before in my life."
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Now, Miss X...
"Now, Miss X..."
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we have a comfortable, private room for you where you'll be a lot safer.
"we have a comfortable, private room for you where you'll be a lot safer."
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I was prepared to sue you.
"I was prepared to sue you."
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- We interrupt this program... - I think I got it fixed.
"- We interrupt this program... - I think I got it fixed."
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You know I meant Elk Cove. Anything new, honey?
"You know I meant Elk Cove. Anything new, honey?"
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- I'll put up the reward myself. - She's drivin' us crazy.
"- I'll put up the reward myself. - She's drivin' us crazy."
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I understand she's not the nicest person in the world.
"I understand she's not the nicest person in the world."
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Look!
"Look!"
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But, in any event, there she is, and this is what she looks like.
"But, in any event, there she is, and this is what she looks like."
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Of course he's skippin' out on her. It's his shot at freedom.
"Of course he's skippin' out on her. It's his shot at freedom."
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Maybe we should go down to the hospital and see if we can get your money.
"Maybe we should go down to the hospital and see if we can get your money."
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She doesn't know who she is. You think she's gonna know who I am?
"She doesn't know who she is. You think she's gonna know who I am?"
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Here's some personal effects you might recognize.
"Here's some personal effects you might recognize."
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She wouldn't, because I bought these for her at a garage sale.
"She wouldn't, because I bought these for her at a garage sale."
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I'll bet you did. What else you got in here?
"I'll bet you did. What else you got in here?"
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He seems to like you, and he's a nice guy.
"He seems to like you, and he's a nice guy."
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Stop staring at me.
"Stop staring at me."
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I don't like to talk about this in public, and I've never told anybody.
"I don't like to talk about this in public, and I've never told anybody."
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Sometimes you get pretty far from the shore, and that undertow... Well...
"Sometimes you get pretty far from the shore, and that undertow... Well..."
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I just ate a bug.
"I just ate a bug."
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Come on, Buster. Come on, Jackson.
"Come on, Buster. Come on, Jackson."
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so I hardly recognize the place myself.
"so I hardly recognize the place myself."
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Our new palace.
"Our new palace."
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Everything slants down here toward the bedroom.
"Everything slants down here toward the bedroom."
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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- Charlie tried to kill my turtle. - He didn't mean to throw it.
"- Charlie tried to kill my turtle. - He didn't mean to throw it."
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- It slipped out of his hand. - You're dead!
"- It slipped out of his hand. - You're dead!"
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Gee, Mom, we really missed you.
"Gee, Mom, we really missed you."
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- I think I'd remember if I had three... - Four, honey.
"- I think I'd remember if I had three... - Four, honey."
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Okay, on the couch. Come on, guys. Don't blow it, huh?
"Okay, on the couch. Come on, guys. Don't blow it, huh?"
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But it happens to be 12 sizes too large.
"But it happens to be 12 sizes too large."
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- Was I also shorter? - Yes. You had a bad back.
"- Was I also shorter? - Yes. You had a bad back."
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I was short and fat?
"I was short and fat?"
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You've been through hell.
"You've been through hell."
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My twin brother and I are best friends.
"My twin brother and I are best friends."
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Give it a try. What's his name?
"Give it a try. What's his name?"
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Roy?
"Roy?"
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There's so many of them.
"There's so many of them."
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so we'll just keep on tryin'.
"so we'll just keep on tryin'."
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Dad, they're makin' me drink blood!
"Dad, they're makin' me drink blood!"
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Come back here.
"Come back here."
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- My mother's a lush? - Was, honey. Cirrhosis.
"- My mother's a lush? - Was, honey. Cirrhosis."
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She's...
"She's..."
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- What about my father? - He's alive and well.
"- What about my father? - He's alive and well."
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I hunt it. You cook it.
"I hunt it. You cook it."
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Dad, are you and Uncle Billy really gonna open up a miniature golf course?
"Dad, are you and Uncle Billy really gonna open up a miniature golf course?"
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We're just gonna build it as soon as somebody gives us the money.
"We're just gonna build it as soon as somebody gives us the money."
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- I was only asking. - You shut up.
"- I was only asking. - You shut up."
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