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Clips from Devious Maids - Whiplash (S03E03)

"Does Dr. Neff like mayo or mustard on his sandwich?"
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"Dijon mustard."
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"[Sighs] He and I got off to a rocky start."
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"I am trying to impress him. Got any tips for me?"
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"Well... you could smile more."
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"Smile more?"
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"I guess I could do that."
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"You know, Dr. Neff is so happy with Mrs. Delatour."
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"I don't think I've seen him love him anyone this much"
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"since... Lurlene passed."
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"Lurlene? Which wife was she?"
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"Lurlene was his mother."
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"He loved her more than anyone in the world."
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"That... sounds healthy."
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"Dr. Neff, I made you lunch."
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"Genevieve says turkey is your favorite."
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"Well, that's very considerate. Actually, turkey is my favorite."
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"Oh, well, then you'll really like what I'm making for dinner."
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"[Oven door opens]"
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"That looks positively succulent."
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"Wonderful effort, Zoila,"
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"but I don't want to spoil my appetite."
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"Dios mio, señor."
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"I just mopped this floor last week."
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"What? You only mop in here once a week?"
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"The point is, that little boy of yours"
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"- makes a very big mess. - He's not my little boy."
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"He's just the crazy pet project of my bored, deluded wi..."
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"Well, hello there, dear."
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"Adrian, I have some appointments tomorrow."
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"I will be gone all day. I need you to watch Deion."
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"Oh, I'm sure Carmen can babysit."
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"This isn't about Carmen."
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"This is about you bonding with our child."
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"As lovely as that sounds, I'm extremely busy tomorrow."
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"With what? Golf?"
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"And also a nap."
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"Just take Deion along to the club."
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"He'll love the fresh air."
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"Need I remind you, I didn't want the b-o-y"
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"in the first place."
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"I can spell, you know."
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"This is not a negotiation."
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"You're going to spend the day with our little boy,"
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"and that's that."
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"[Laughs]"
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"What's so funny?"
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"You're her bitch."
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"Mr. Michael thinks Mrs. Taylor's having an affair?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I bet the affair's with her trainer."
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"- What? - Every day, Mrs. Taylor says"
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"she's going to the gym,"
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"but I don't think she's exercising."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Taylor is not sleeping with her trainer."
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"Well, she's having an affair with somebody."
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"How would you even know that?"
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"Because she's the maid."
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"If a spouse is cheating, we're always the first to know."
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"Not always. [Chuckles]"
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"When Genevieve's fourth husband was cheating on her, I knew."
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"And when she was cheating on him, I knew that, too."
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"- They were both cheating? - Nobody ever slept at home."
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"I never had to make the bed. That was a great marriage."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"If Mr. Michael said the affair's been going on for months,"
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"then maybe Blanca knew about it, too."
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"Wait. At Zoila's wedding, Blanca told me"
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"there was something going on at that house."
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"And you're just telling us now?"
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"What? I was mad. She took my dress!"
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"And let's not forget, it's still out there somewhere."
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"Yes, Blanca's dead, but that's the big mystery."
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"#Where'sCarmen'sdress?"
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"Maybe Mrs. Taylor was asking Blanca"
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"to keep her affair a secret."
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"But Blanca had a big mouth, so Taylor took her out."
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"No, Taylor didn't do it."
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"Whoever killed Louie killed Blanca."
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"And to chop up a body,"
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"the killer would have to be strong."
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"- Someone in really good shape. - Like a trainer?"
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"I'm just saying."
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"If Mrs. Taylor is not the killer,"
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"then maybe her lover is."
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"[Knock on door]"
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"Hello. Oh, is Lorraine in? I have an appointment."
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"Oh, you must be Mrs. Powell."
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"I'm Natalie, your new case worker."
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"Oh. What happened to Lorraine?"
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"Lorraine's job is to place children."
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"My job is to determine if that placement is working."
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"Well, it is lovely to meet you."
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"May I add, I simply adore that blazer."
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"Is it polyester?"
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"Lorraine may have fallen for that kind of sweet talk, but not me."
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"I need to conduct a home visit and confirm"
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"Deion's living conditions are satisfactory."
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"Oh, his living conditions are more than satisfactory."
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"I don't like to use the word mansion,"
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"but it's a mansion."
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"Well, the size of your home is irrelevant."
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"You might feel differently if you saw it by helicopter."
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"Now I see there hasn't been an interview"
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"with Mr. Powell yet."
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"I believe Lorraine handled that."
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"So you can just check that little box."
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"I don't cut corners,"
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"not when the welfare of a child is at stake."
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"I'll be there tomorrow at 3:00."
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"Make sure your husband is present."
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"Of course."
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"He'll be so excited."
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"[Indistinct conversations]"
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"This is boring."
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"Well, we should be playing golf."
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"But somebody took so long finding his shoes this morning"
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"that I missed my tee time."
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"I want chocolate milk."
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