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Clips from Insecure - Insecure as Fuck (S01E01)

"Let's get outta here. You're super!"
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"Oh, my God, you're a music producer. Do you know Beck?"
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"I don't make love, I fuck."
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"You want some of this pussy pot pie?"
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"Pot pie!"
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"(British accent) Well, hello, Daniel."
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"No, you drive on the wrong side of the street."
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"(normal accent) Let me sprinkle some pussy Parmesan on you."
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"(laughing) Awesome."
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"You hungry?"
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"Hey, tiger. Mm-hmm."
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"No, that's so stupid."
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"(rolls tongue)"
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"Take this nonny! Take it!"
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"It's too aggressive."
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"♪ Lavish life ♪"
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"♪ Lavish, lavish fly ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to the life of the rich and the fly. ♪"
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"(crunching)"
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"Wow. What are you all dressed up for?"
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"I'm taking Molly out tonight."
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"On a date? Should I be jealous? (chuckles)"
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"Uh, no, she's just really upset"
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"She doesn't think she'll ever get married."
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"Don't be a dick. Dating is hard."
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"Not if she didn't take it so seriously."
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"Plus her standards are way too high."
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"Yeah, maybe she should lower them like I did."
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"(chuckles) Wait, what the fuck?"
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"Never mind. Just forget it. I'm sorry."
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"No. What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means sometimes"
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"I don't know what the fuck we're doing."
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"Uh, we're together?"
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"Yeah, but where are we going?"
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"Because maybe I didn't know it before, but I know it now,"
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"and I don't wanna just sit on the couch with you"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Nobody's just sitting on the couch."
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"I'm almost done with my business plan."
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"You've been getting your shit together for four years, Lawrence."
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"I just feel like we're wasting our time."
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"I don't have time to waste."
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"So what are you saying?"
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"I'm saying maybe we should"
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"get our shit together separately and see what happens."
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"You wanna break up with me?"
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"- Molly's waiting on me. I'm... - _"
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"- gonna spend the night at her house. - _"
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"- We can talk about this tomorrow. - Hey. Issa!"
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"- See you later. - Hey! Iss!"
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"- (music blaring) - (chatter)"
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"Issa, why are we in 1997 Inglewood?"
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"Bitch, I don't know. I've never been here before."
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"But I've heard really good things."
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"Nigga, from who, your middle-school Crips?"
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"Will you stop being all judgmental, okay?"
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"I could've taken you to some stuck-up Hollywood spot"
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"with a bunch of assholes, but we're here, okay?"
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"Let's have fun tonight."
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"- (Marge Simpson groan) - (mouths word) Yes."
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"Fine, but you are buying me a drink."
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"Okay. You're gonna have some drinks tonight."
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"You're gonna get so fucked up. Ha ha ha ha ha."
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"Oh. It's gonna be a strong drink."
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"♪ Pocket back, blow a dime sack ♪"
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"♪ Man, I love shootin' these niggers ♪"
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"♪ Fuck the police and fuck the feds ♪"
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"♪ I love shooting' these niggers... ♪"
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"- So, are y'all broken up or not? - I think so."
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"You know, I told him how I felt,"
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"and his last words were, You wanna break up with me?"
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"And you said?"
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"That I was spending the night at your house"
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"and that we'd talk about it later."
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"But I'm pretty sure he got the message."
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"Yeah, and the message was, She mad, we good."
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"Every dude in here got dry cornrows."
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"That's a fact."
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"Listen, bougie bitch,"
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"half of these dudes are cute, okay?"
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"- Where? Mm-mm. - What?"
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"Let's just go stand by them so they notice you."
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"Since when did you become Party McPartisan?"
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"I usually have to drag your ass out."
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"No. Jesus."
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"- (music playing) - (chatter)"
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"(both vocalizing)"
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"♪ Crying on the bathroom floor full of tears ♪"
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"♪ My baby mama left me, said I couldn't face my fears... ♪"
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"(sobbing)"
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"No, let me finish. I got it."
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"♪ Hey, yo, you a bitch... ♪"
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"Ah, ah, ah."
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"- Pop it. Yes. Yes. - I'm not doing this."
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"♪ Couldn't relive it ♪"
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"♪ She got an iceberg heart ♪"
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"♪ She just sunk my ship... ♪"
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"Hey. How y'all ladies doing tonight?"
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"Both: Good."
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"I'm Jered, by the way."
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"- Molly. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Issa. - Uh..."
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"So, like, y'all performing? What's going on?"
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"Oh, my God, no."
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"We didn't even know it was this kind of a party."
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"No. Hell, no. Hell, no. No, no, no."
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"I don't know if this is really his kind of crowd, you know what I mean?"
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"Oh, you mean he's not a gin and juice, smoke weed every day,"
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"fuck bitches, get money kinda guy?"
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"(laughing)"
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"- M.C.: Hey, give it up for Train Wreck. - (cheering)"
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"- So, your little brother? - Yeah, yeah."
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"(music playing)"
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"Yo."
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"♪ I should be downtown whippin' on the way to you ♪"
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"♪ You've got something that belongs to me... ♪"
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"Daniel? Whoa, hey!"
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"What are you even doing here?"
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"My friend's performing tonight."
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