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Clips from Seinfeld - The Maid (S09E09)

"I can't eat with you leaning over like this."
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"- Well, now I can't see Jerry. - I look about the same."
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"- What? - Never mind."
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"- Jerry, come on, what'd you say? - What?"
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"- What'd you say? - I said never mind."
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"Yeah, I know that."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Oh, I hate the counter."
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"- She didn't mind? - No, she died."
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"- That's great. - What happened to Mrs. Krantz?"
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"Elaine got a new number because she died."
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"Newman died?"
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"- What did he say? - Some new kind of pie."
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"- I'll try a piece. - Who's down there?"
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"Hey, there's a booth."
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"- Hey, Elaine. - Oh, hi."
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"- Did you hear about Newman? - What?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Double zero? - It's oo."
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"As in:"
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"Your nickname's Koko?"
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"One of the girls at the maid service is named Coco."
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"- Really? Coco? - Yeah. Coco."
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"That girl's all right."
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"You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger..."
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"...then they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore."
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"Because Kruger would never allow two Kokos."
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"Sounds like he runs a real tight ship."
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"Say goodbye to Koko."
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"- Goodbye, Koko. - Goodbye, Koko."
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"Jerry, this relationship is killing me."
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"You know, I didn't realize it, but I'm a needy person."
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"Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you."
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"Oh, yeah? So, what am I supposed to do? Be more like you?"
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"All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable?"
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"Paying scrubwomen for sexual favors?"
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"Never. I'll never be like you."
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"- What was that? - I didn't hear anything."
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"- Aren't you forgetting something? - Oh, right."
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"It was great seeing you again. I love your outfit."
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"No, my money."
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"- For what? - For my maid services."
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"- You booked me for today. - But you really didn't do any work."
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"I made the bed."
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"But you took a nap in it."
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"So?"
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"I thought that was kind of girlfriend bed-making."
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"No, that was the maid."
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"Who took the nap?"
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"The girlfriend."
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"Forty dollars seems kind of steep for a nap."
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"So, what are you saying? That I'm a bad maid..."
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"...or some kind of a prostitute?"
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"Hold on. Let's keep this sophisticated."
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"So is this a break-up/quitting?"
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"Yeah. Don't ever call me or hire me again."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, then we're through and you're fired."
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"- Sign here. - Yes."
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"Two-one-two,"
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"Hey, what happened to the guy I had last time?"
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"Oh, you know, it's an odd thing."
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"He went out on a job, never came back."
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"All right. I am back in the game."
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"- Hello? - Gammy."
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"It's your grandson Bobby. Why haven't you called?"
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"Oh, nuts."
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"Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?"
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"No, it's just that I've been kind of buried over here."
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"So the kid doesn't know his grandmother is dead?"
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"- G-5. - Hit."
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"No, I guess his parents didn't wanna tell him."
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"- B-2? - Miss."
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"He called six times yesterday."
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"I wouldn't worry about it."
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"- B-6? - Hit."
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"You sank my submarine."
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"Elaine?"
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"- Hello? - You have a collect call from-"
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"- Hey, buddy, don't say no! - I accept."
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"- Well, what happened? - I think it's over."
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"We had a big fight, she threw me out..."
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"I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody."
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"I miss home. I don't even know how to get there."
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"- You know where that is? - Is it Famous Ray's?"
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"- No, it's Original Ray's. - Famous Original Ray's?"
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"It's just Original, Jerry."
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"Okay, I'm on 1st and 1st."
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"How can the same street intersect with itself?"
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"I must be at the nexus of the universe."
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"...stay alive. No matter what occurs, I will find you."
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"- You Steinfeld? - Yeah."
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"It's a pun."
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"She didn't really do what she was supposed to do."
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"Oh, yeah? She told me what you like."
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"You're a little sickie, aren't you?"
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"Hey, hey, come on, come on. I gotta live around here."
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"You know what I do to people who stiff me on a job?"
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"- What? - It kind of depends on the situation."
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"I don't want any trouble. You want the money, here it is."
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"Give it to the girl."
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"I'm an independent contractor."
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"Tax purposes."
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"Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy."
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"Why?"
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"Because sometimes you call very early in the morning..."
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"...when Gammy has been out late the night before."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Gammy doesn't feel so good."
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"I think Gammy might be dying."
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"Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore."
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"I'm dead now. Gotta go."
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"Nine-one-one."
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"Nexus of the universe."
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"Cindy. Cindy."
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"I don't want any money from you."
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"- Let me give it to you. - Looking for a good time, sir?"
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"You wanna step out of the car, sickie?"
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"All right, hang on, Gammy. You're gonna make it."
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"Hey, you look a little lost."
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"- You from around here? - No."
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