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Clips from Archer - Mole Hunt (S01E01)

"Johnny Bench called."
Archer
"And the third system is state-of-the-art voice activation."
Archer
"- Golf cart. - Shut up."
Archer
"Okay. Your own fingers."
Archer
"Thanks for breaking into the mainframe for me."
Archer
"Already off to Monaco?"
Archer
"- Archer, hey. - Go away."
Archer
"Known from Berlin to Bangkok as the world's most dangerous spy."
Archer
"Just give me five minutes on my backhand then we'll see if there's a..."
Archer
"Just the tip."
Archer
"- Or what? - No, no, no. Do not wind her up."
Archer
"- Well... - And also to..."
Archer
"- You think this is a game? - No, I think Jenga is a game."
Archer
"Oh, adorable. Now get the hell out of here."
Archer
"- Pam's all right. - Wow."
Archer
"- Maybe I never get promoted... - Never will."
Archer
"And I broke my watch. And I'm sorry for that."
Archer
"- Hey, you wanna smell something? - Swear to God, Mr. Archer..."
Archer
"I know, Ca... Cheryl. So to make it up to you..."
Archer
"- Jesus, Archer. - What?"
Archer
"- That's too much. - It's all last-minute bookings for two."
Archer
"Because my mommy's not the boss."
Archer
"Like the dysfunctional asshole I broke up with six months ago."
Archer
"it's weird that you can't leave me alone in your apartment."
Archer
"And this may be old cliché..."
Archer
"Hey, Krieger, you gotta smell this."
Archer
"And if you violate that trust, or the food, there's..."
Archer
"Then get out."
Archer
"... and somehow made it into ISIS headquarters..."
Archer
"Now arrange those by color."
Archer
"Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black and five in a slightly darker black?"
Archer
"- An erection? - Ow. Hey."
Archer
"Yep. See here, Krenshaw just stole 50,000 from Archer's account."
Archer
"Sterling Archer."
Archer
"Thank you, Abelard."
Archer
"- I'm always insistent, Woodhouse. - Yes, sir."
Archer
"Really? Because I find your sweatiness unprofessional."
Archer
"And while you're not ever speaking to me, jump up your own ass and die."
Archer
"I need to access my operations account and you're preventing that."
Archer
"- Food rapist. - Not a pretty name, is it?"
Archer
"- You. - I think she peed."
Archer
"Which is obviously ludicrous. As is this baby corn."
Archer
"The first, at street level. Impenetrable after 6."
Archer
"Even a mouse triggers it."
Archer
"if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight... somehow."
Archer
"I'm just a secretary."
Archer
"Actually, I don't have any cash."
Archer
"I won't just get a promotion, I'll get my own dacha."
Archer
"That is a big gun, and she is baby crazy."
Archer
"What's in there, buckles?"
Archer
"Is this about your operations account?"
Archer
"- Aah. - Gasp you should..."
Archer
"Can you get it? Sorry. I also need cab fare."
Archer