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Clips from Pineapple Express

Movies 2008 112 min ★ 6.9/10 (376,373 ratings) 2,058 clips
Crime Comedy Action

Credits

Is this normal?
"Is this normal?"
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Private Miller.
"Private Miller."
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Holy bejesus!
"Holy bejesus!"
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What was the question again, sir?
"What was the question again, sir?"
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...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military?
"...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military?"
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Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:
"Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:"
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Fuck you!
"Fuck you!"
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- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat.
"- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat."
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Illegal!
"Illegal!"
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Welcome to KRAD.
"Welcome to KRAD."
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You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points.
"You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points."
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Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton.
"Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton."
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Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller.
"Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller."
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- Here's my piece. - All right.
"- Here's my piece. - All right."
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Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?
"Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?"
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You failed to show up for divorce proceedings...
"You failed to show up for divorce proceedings..."
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I'm just saying love has no age.
"I'm just saying love has no age."
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...you know, in society, that might look bad.
"...you know, in society, that might look bad."
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You've been served. You've been served.
"You've been served. You've been served."
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...that spills onto your neighbor's property.
"...that spills onto your neighbor's property."
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...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals.
"...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals."
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I can't come.
"I can't come."
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- Why? - She's already planning on couscous.
"- Why? - She's already planning on couscous."
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If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to.
"If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to."
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I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?
"I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?"
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I just want them to see that.
"I just want them to see that."
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Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.
"Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask."
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I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age.
"I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age."
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- Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey.
"- Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey."
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You were hilarious today in drama class.
"You were hilarious today in drama class."
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
"Oh, hey, I almost forgot."
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Yeah, no problem, no problem.
"Yeah, no problem, no problem."
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- I mean, you're great. Yeah. - Yeah, awesome.
"- I mean, you're great. Yeah. - Yeah, awesome."
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Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College.
"Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College."
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- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice.
"- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice."
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I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around...
"I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around..."
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Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome.
"Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome."
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You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too.
"You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too."
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If I needed to.
"If I needed to."
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I'm kind of in a hurry, man.
"I'm kind of in a hurry, man."
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I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started.
"I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started."
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- Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check.
"- Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check."
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- Brass tacks. - Yes.
"- Brass tacks. - Yes."
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Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.
"Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked."
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And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had...
"And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had..."
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And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...
"And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked..."
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It's like God's vagina.
"It's like God's vagina."
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- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like.
"- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like."
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- Pineapple Express. - Pineapple Express.
"- Pineapple Express. - Pineapple Express."
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It's this thing, like, El Nino.
"It's this thing, like, El Nino."
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Okay, I'll take a quarter.
"Okay, I'll take a quarter."
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Let me get my scale.
"Let me get my scale."
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- Cross joint. - Yeah.
"- Cross joint. - Yeah."
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My second favorite civil engineer...
"My second favorite civil engineer..."
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...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden.
"...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden."
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Future. The future.
"Future. The future."
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That's amazing. Well, got the weed?
"That's amazing. Well, got the weed?"
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- Yeah. - In the bag. Beautiful. Okay.
"- Yeah. - In the bag. Beautiful. Okay."
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Let's smoke this fucking thing.
"Let's smoke this fucking thing."
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I really... I can't man. I gotta...
"I really... I can't man. I gotta..."
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I can't even light this thing on my own.
"I can't even light this thing on my own."
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Yeah, I need your help, man.
"Yeah, I need your help, man."
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- I'm in. - Come on!
"- I'm in. - Come on!"
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It's better to cough.
"It's better to cough."
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...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express.
"...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express."
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Hang on one second, man.
"Hang on one second, man."
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It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.
"It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up."
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Come on up.
"Come on up."
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I gotta ask you. So...
"I gotta ask you. So..."
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Disguise.
"Disguise."
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Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...
"Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car..."
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Yeah, you know, it only sucks...
"Yeah, you know, it only sucks..."
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I wish I had that.
"I wish I had that."
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- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true.
"- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true."
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- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah.
"- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah."
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- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul.
"- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul."
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What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit.
"What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit."
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah.
"- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah."
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- Ted Jones? - Yeah, why?
"- Ted Jones? - Yeah, why?"
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You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man.
"You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man."
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...and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom?
"...and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom?"
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You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out.
"You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out."
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- Peace, brother. - Okay.
"- Peace, brother. - Okay."
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When you got behind on the mortgage...
"When you got behind on the mortgage..."
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Yes, he did.
"Yes, he did."
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Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
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What an adorable little cop.
"What an adorable little cop."
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I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see.
"I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see."
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Where do I go?
"Where do I go?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in.
"Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in."
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I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in.
"I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in."
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- Did it work? - On three!
"- Did it work? - On three!"
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- Who killed who? - A cop. A lady and a guy.
"- Who killed who? - A cop. A lady and a guy."
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A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?
"A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?"
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- What happened to the lady? - No. No.
"- What happened to the lady? - No. No."
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A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy...
"A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy..."
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What?
"What?"
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You threw up on my printer.
"You threw up on my printer."
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- I did. - Did you break it?
"- I did. - Did you break it?"
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...so you saw Ted capping the competition.
"...so you saw Ted capping the competition."
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And you fucking came here?
"And you fucking came here?"
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I saw them kill him.
"I saw them kill him."
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Relax.
"Relax."
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Are you the only guy in town who has this?
"Are you the only guy in town who has this?"
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My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview.
"My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview."
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I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?
"I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?"
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Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed!
"Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed!"
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- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay.
"- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay."
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For real?
"For real?"
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You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
"You ain't got no style, motherfucker."
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Okay, what do you know about Ted?
"Okay, what do you know about Ted?"
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- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?
"- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?"
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- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks.
"- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks."
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The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us.
"The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us."
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Heat-seeking missiles.
"Heat-seeking missiles."
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Bloodhounds.
"Bloodhounds."
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Who is Red?
"Who is Red?"
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No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.
"No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man."
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