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Clips from The Office - Weight Loss (S05E05)

"Your stupid friend zone."
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"I should have been lovers with her first and then friends."
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"That was terrible advice. Terrible advice!"
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"You know my seduction method."
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"I like to get in there and get my hands dirty."
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"Attention! Attention!"
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"No, you're definitely the problem."
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"Hello, Ryan. You look well."
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"I wanted to say I'm sorry for treating you bad the past couple of years."
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"I think I never really processed 9l11."
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"I want you to know I've changed."
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"Cool."
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"We should get a drink later, catch up."
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"That is so sweet."
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"Um, but I'm dating Darryl still and we're like crazy in love, so..."
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"Cool."
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"Well, maybe I'll see you around."
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"It's a small office."
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"Hey, Phyllis, do you have a minute?"
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"Okay?"
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"I was way out of line."
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"Split the commission?"
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"Sixty-forty."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"Probably the weirdest thing about Pam being gone will be lunch, actually."
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"But it will force me to become acquaintances"
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"with people I consider co-workers."
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"Okay, everybody just act normal. Don't say anything."
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"What?"
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"No, no, don't look."
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"Wow, was it the age difference?"
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"Hey, Jim. Listen, can I call you back in a little bit?"
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"I made friends."
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"Dwight drove me to an abandoned warehouse five miles away"
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"and pushed me out of the car."
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"I had to walk home with no money and no phone."
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"and this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest."
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"Phyllis Vance, ladies and gentlemen."
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"You left me in a bad part of town."
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"DWIGHT: You look great."
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"I can definitely see the difference."
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"Phyllis Vance for David Wallace."
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"HOLLY: "Dunder Mifflin wants to make it clear"
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""that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate"
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""nor does it condone unealthy dieting habits"
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""or extreme weight loss strategies,"
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""as was clearly stated in the official...""
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) Oh, bang, boom, shake, klump!"
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"What are you doing? Fair question."
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"I say, I say, I say, sit down, Holly!"
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"They are beautiful."
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"He is beautiful. This big fat pig is beautiful."
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"I just didn't inflate it all the way."
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"Body image."
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"We are here because there is something wrong with society."
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"Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself,"
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""Why are you dressed in a plus-size suit?""
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"Because you're kind of doing Michael Klump."
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"Because it's your "making fun of fat people" character."
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"How dare you!"
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"What about, "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you"?"
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"No, no. It goes... Look. "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you.""
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"No! No! No! No! No! You know what?"
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"Fat people are not monsters."
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"Why don't you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject?"
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"Bang, boom, case in point."
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"It is ugly."
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"But you come inside and it is beautiful."
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"Inside is a rather handsome, sexy man."
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"So why don't you just go stand somewhere else?"
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"I did. Why?"
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"fungus and even black mold was discovered growing in the cave."
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"Some blame it on the new air conditioning system"
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"that was installed, some on the high-powered lights."
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"Others feel that fungus is due to an overgrowth..."
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"(PAM CHUCKLES)"
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Dwight, I would like you to apologize"
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"to this beautiful, beautiful woman"
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"She should thank me. Okay, Phyllis, thank Dwight first."
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"Why should I have to thank him?"
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"You're right. You're right! Just... Dwight, do it."
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"I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise."
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"Finally. Right? Okay."
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"Phyllis, you must be exhausted from standing on those gams."
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"their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight."
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"this contest is really about being healthy."
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"And in order to be healthy, you have to eat. Kelly. Kelly..."
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"(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)"
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"She's a beautiful Indian woman."
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"Why? What makes her beautiful?"
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"Okay, be more specific."
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"I like her purple dress."
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"Hell of an ass."
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"What else do people like?"
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"I wonder what people like about me."
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"Probably my jugs."
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"Kelly, will you just agree to stop this madness"
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"I hate dieting. I hate it so much."
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"I hate this worm inside of me."
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"I want you to know... Kelly, look at me."
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"I want you to know that you are beautiful."
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"You are truly, truly beautiful."
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"Give me a hug."
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"Mmm..."
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"JIM: Summer's going great."
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"and I haven't seen her in 10 days."
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"How's your summer?"
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"You guys lost four pounds. Hey."
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"I say we have a parade."
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"Good job."
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"So, as it turns out, tonight is my nephew's tee ball game"
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"and I kind of missed the first three, so..."
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"PAM: You've already disappointed him so much."
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"He can't be expecting a lot from you."
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"Dwight says hi."
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"He's saying hi louder."
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"No tee ball games, recitals, karate tournaments."
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"Hey, can you go to IM? Okay."
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"Okay."
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