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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Sabotage (S02E02)

"Living in an ice cream truck? Never showering?"
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"That was my childhood dream."
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"I had friends, a wife, two beautiful children..."
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"out of three total."
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"And now I have nothing"
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"and no one."
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"Look, I get it."
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"I know what that feels like."
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"How could you possibly know?"
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"I was so concerned with saving myself and my reputation"
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"Sounds like you're having a breakthrough."
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"You should act on this."
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"Really? You're not gonna kill me?"
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"Oh, jeez."
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"I totally forgot."
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"Thanks for reminding me. Of course I'm gonna kill you."
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"Drugs make me say such silly things."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna do some right now."
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"- Hoytsman. - What?"
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"That's where I put the drugs in!"
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"- Gyah! - Oh!"
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"I can't move!"
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"I'm turtling. I'm turtling!"
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"Nice try, Jake."
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"I'm selling my smoke machine, glitter cannon, and castanets."
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"I would've put my soul on there,"
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"Gina, I want to tell you something."
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"Oh, so you're a liar like Terry now?"
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"You are a professional dancer,"
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"because I'm paying Dancy Reagan"
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"to perform two shows at our at-risk youth program."
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"Congratulations."
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"You just made me the happiest, prettiest,"
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"most talented girl in the world."
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"This is the best $8,000 you ever spent."
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"It's $200."
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"Captain loves my dancing."
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"This is why you're alone, Jake."
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"We were bonding,"
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"talking about our pain,"
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"Deflect, deflect, deflect."
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"This is why everyone hates you."
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"You open?"
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"Okay. You keep it shut."
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"I really need this sale."
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"Geoffrey Hoytsman, you're under arrest."
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"Ow."
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"Wait, how did you find me?"
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"You hadn't done anything super annoying to us"
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"for, like, five hours,"
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"so we knew something was wrong."
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"but dead on."
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"and in the background of three of them"
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"We ran the plates and put out an APB."
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"I'm sorry we doubted anybody was sabotaging you."
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"No, I'm the one who should apologize."
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"For some reason, I have trouble believing"
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"who has an hour to spare once every two weeks, right?"
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"I'm sorry I acted like a jackass."
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"And meth. That was the hard one to kick."
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"No, the hard one to kick is angel dust,"
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"which is why I am locked in for life."
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"Hey."
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"I double checked your evidence."
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"Everything looks good."
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"I got to say..."
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"you guys are good cops."
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"How do you think we got to be the oldest guys here?"
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"and losing all your money to divorces?"
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"And bad investments."
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"I'm gonna make sure everyone knows you did good."
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"- Boyle, please don't. - Don't?"
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"The last thing we need"
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"is to suddenly be on everyone's A list."
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"Pair of red hot dicks."
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"No one calls detectives that anymore."
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"People call detectives that?"
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"All that investigating was exhausting."
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"Besides, we did our share of that in the '70s and '80s."
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"Now we like to do paperwork in our comfy chairs."
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"If we're away from our desks for too long,"
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"they'll update our computers, and we'll lose Minesweeper."
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"So please, don't tell anyone"
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"about the amazing work we did today."
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"I never said "amazing.""
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"There you go."
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"No, really."
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"I mean, you also broke a window."
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"handing back of gun and badge"
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"to the vindicated hero ceremony."
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"Everyone in!"
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"I don't have your gun or your badge."
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"Just take form 891-underscore-J down to the equipment room"
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"and retrieve your things there."
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"I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable."
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"Come on, Captain. I need this."
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"We all need this!"
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"Fine. Fine."
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"If this will make you happy..."
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"I believe these belong to you."
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"Congratulations."
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"That's very nice. Thank you."
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"But as I've said before, the system stinks,"
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"and this isn't over."
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"Get out of my office."
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"Yup."
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"I'm here. I'm here. Sorry, Charles."
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"Anyway, I can prove that I filled up my tank, all right?"
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"wheelie shoes,"
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"remote control monster truck,"
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"Jake, when I find whoever did this to you,"
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"any progress with that extortion case"
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"Stop exaggerating, Boyle."
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"Or was it "Space Bubbles"?"
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"I only lie when someone's safety is at risk."
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"Guys, this is not my fault."
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"Often late."
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"Or take advantage of this amazing city."
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"MoMA has an exhibit I'm dying to see."
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