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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Sabotage (S02E02)

"But I always pay my power bill."
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"One time in person with Canadian pennies."
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"Oh, my God, talking about your finances"
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"makes me sweat behind the knees."
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"Hey, speaking of funky smells,"
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"should we start this investigation"
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"at the urinalysis lab?"
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"Hmm? Take a trip to the old pee factory?"
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"Jake, you're suspended."
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"Just go home, have a beer, and smash something."
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"That's what I'd do."
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"Go sightseeing."
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"It's all about office chair design."
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"but rules are made to be broken."
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"They were made to be followed."
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"Nothing is made to be broken."
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"Uh, piñatas."
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"- Glow sticks. - Karate boards."
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"Rules."
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"Look, someone's messing with my life here."
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"I thought you guys had my back."
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"We do."
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"But seriously, you can't come with us."
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"Okay."
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"Fine. I get it."
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"Protocol's protocol."
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"Rosa? Amy?"
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"Our non-suspended jobs."
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"this is the number-one urinalysis lab"
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"in all of New York."
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"Anyways, I'm gonna take a "walking tour" in here"
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"while you guys ask a couple of questions,"
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"and also, I've been waiting for 20 minutes."
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"Where have you been?"
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"We had to find the addresses of all 78 people"
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"And was there another stop along the way?"
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"Those are cappuccinos."
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"You know how long it takes to foam that milk?"
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"Jake..."
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"but you can't."
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"All right, fine."
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"I guess I'll just get myself off."
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"Context."
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"I get Greek yogurt,"
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"'cause there's heritage there,"
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"but Iceland?"
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"Hey, Gina!"
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"What are you guys talking about? Yogurt? Me too."
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"Whoo!"
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"Cool. I was just dropping off some files."
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"But first, I want to ask the captain"
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"for his impresh of my show."
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"Got any feed-b, or was it just love, love, love?"
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"Well, actually..."
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"I thought it was amazing!"
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"You were like a swan who went to Juilliard."
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"Terry, I have already received your praise."
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"I'm clearly fishing in another pond right now."
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"Sergeant Jeffords and I"
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"were unable to attend your performance."
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"Oh."
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"r compliments."
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"Terry is a practiced liar."
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"I'm sorry we missed the show."
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"I know that dancing is an important hobby to you."
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"Hobby?"
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"You think my dancing is a hobby?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Like me and antique globe collecting."
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"It's thrilling, but nobody is ever going to pay me for it."
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"Ergo, a hobby."
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"I get paid..."
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"in applause."
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"but in the long run,"
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"Attention everyone."
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"The tragic sound you hear is the shredding of my spandie."
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"Gina Linetti will never dance again."
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"So those threatening phone calls"
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"were being made to Tim Orsk"
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"That's interesting."
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"This Orsk guy's name keeps cropping up in this case."
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"He's being extorted for $10,000."
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"$10,000."
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"We're trying to figure out who's doing the threatening."
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"Wait. I have a theory."
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"come from the same word."
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"I'm sorry for snapping."
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"Oh, you're useless!"
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"You're completely useless!"
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"You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives"
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"I've ever seen."
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"And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog"
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"who humps all the bombs!"
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"This isn't the Indy 500."
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"Well, when you finally change lanes an hour from now,"
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"we should go talk to Jake's super..."
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"see if there was a power outage."
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"What?"
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"Oh!"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"I just broke into your car"
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"and then popped up without warning."
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"Not cool."
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"I thought I was hitching a ride to Rikers"
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"so we could interview some convicts I put away,"
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"but apparently you're still wasting time investigating me."
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"Hey, it's your fault we have to check up on your power outages."
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"You have three mini-fridges plugged in to the same outlet."
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"Three mini-fridges are cheaper than one regular one."
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"We're just doing our jobs."
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"Why don't you trust us?"
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"How can I?"
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"You didn't even know a man"
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"was lying in the backseat of your car."
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"I'm not familiar with the expression..."
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"Look, we're gonna get to your list."
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"We just have to rule out other possibilities first."
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"You know, there is a real chance"
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"that no one is after you."
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"Yeah, but I'm telling you that someone is."
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