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Clips from Jon Benjamin Has a Van - Border (S01E01)

"- I understand. It's just..."
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"'Cause you were never there."
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"- I also lost my arm in the war."
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"- I lost my leg during the war."
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"- I lost my voice thinking about being in the war."
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"- Sponsored by veterans against war."
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"- Sir?"
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"Hello?"
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"Excuse me, sir, would you like to play cash stall?"
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"You, in the next stall,"
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"Would you like to play cash stall?"
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"- You can win $100 if you answer all the questions"
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"Before you go to the bathroom."
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"Weirdo."
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"Are you leaving?"
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"I'm sorry. You lost cash stall."
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"- Excuse me, sir, would you like to play cash stall?"
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"Sir?"
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"- Excuse me? - I'm jon benjamin."
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"I'm the host of cash stall."
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"You can win $100 if you... - Cash what?"
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"- Cash stall, like the stalls that we're in"
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"In the bathroom."
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"No."
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"I'm serious. It's $100 if you-"
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"And i can show it to you. It's right there."
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"You, man."
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"Get the out of here with this."
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"- You out your god damn mind?"
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"- So you don't wanna play cash stall?"
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"- And now a jon benjamin has a van"
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"Follow-Up."
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"Previously we did a story about border security,"
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"Which, as you might well remember,"
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"Went a little awry."
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"Whoa!"
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"- So pedestrians crossing on foot"
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"At the actual border itself."
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"- So this is the actual border. - Yes, sir."
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"- So if i jumped over here right now,"
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"I'd have to go all the way down there"
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"Just to get back into the states."
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"- Yes, sir. - Wow."
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"- Oh, can you hold on a sec? - Sure."
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"- What?"
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"- No, i was just talking to the border guard..."
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"This area right here is the- - Yeah?"
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"- Sir, you cannot cross here. - Okay."
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"He just pushed me over, sir, 'cause it's funny..."
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"- Sir, i'm sorry, you're gonna have to make your way"
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"At this time to the official reentry point."
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"- Are you serious? - Those are the rules."
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"That's the law."
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"- Okay. Let me just get my passport."
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"- Sir, i'm not gonna tell you again."
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"There is no entry here. No pasada aqui."
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"Jon, could you please get my passport out of the van?"
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"- No. - Jon, get my passport"
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"Out of the van right now."
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"- I said, no, rob, i'm not getting it!"
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"- Come on, we're going. - Jon, you're getting-"
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"Do not get in that-"
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"- Leo. - Leo!"
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"- Give me my passport, you ass-"
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"No problemo, guys. It's a joke."
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"- Have fun in mexico, rob!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"To america entrado, okay? - We'll see you back"
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"In america someday!"
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"You dick!"
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"One year later we went down to mexico"
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"To check in on rob and see how he was doing."
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"- No, no, i don't- I'm jon..."
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"I'm jon benjamin from america."
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"I'm here to see rob. A friend."
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"- Oh."
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"- I'm not gonna take your baby."
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"I don't want it."
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"- Juan benjamin."
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"- Jon benjamin, yes. Rob lives here?"
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"- Okay. I'm sorry for the confusion."
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"Yeah, i don't take babies."
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"- Bad things happen here."
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"Here. Here's gifts from america."
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"- No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. $3."
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"- Gracias. - Sorry about your baby."
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"- It's crazy that you live here, rob."
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"- What?"
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"It's pretty."
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"- Yeah. Look, i wanna apologize for doing the joke"
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"Where i pushed you over the border."
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"It was-It was juvenile, and i'm sorry it happened."
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"- Thank you."
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"I was angry at first, but..."
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"It was funny."
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"Both: - Yeah."
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"- It was. - Well, the thing is,"
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"To have to live in mexico for a year."
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"- No, juan."
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"I have so much to be thankful for here."
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"Sure, it was hard to make a living first,"
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"And my first child was killed by los zetas."
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"- What is that? - Drug gang."
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"But juan benjamin is in the casa."
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"Do you like wine?"
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"- You know i do. - We have the best red wine."
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"- Oh, wow. Let's-Yeah."
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"- It's the best wine you ever had."
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"I'm sorry we didn't have any wine."
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"It's 9:00 a. M. Anyway."
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"You know what? I'm really happy for you, rob."
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"You used to be such a self-Absorbed ass"
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"In the states."
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"But now, you know, you've done so much in a year."
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"- Si. As you gringos say, life is a fast lane."
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"- It's "life in the fast lane," rob."
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"- Maybe. - Hey, you know what?"
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"We're down here doing a story"
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"About the world's most photographed baby"
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"In the town of la frontera comalapa."
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