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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that at such short notice."
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"I'll get one. You can pick it out, whatever it takes. I'll do it!"
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"- You're going to make me say this, aren't you? - What?"
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"It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way."
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"a vivid impression on people."
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"Well, I am the high commander."
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"That's exactly what I'm talking about."
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"I promise you I'll be on my best behavior."
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"- You won't bring any of your family? - Just me."
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"Excellent!"
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"Oh, and be sure to wear something"
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"that shows the crack in your breasts."
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"I don't know what the school nurse is talking about. I don't see any bug."
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"but I don't get how unless the bug swam in with the saliva."
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"- This is interesting. My throat tickles. - Mine, too."
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"- Or this shirt, this tie, these socks? - Stop. What's wrong with you?"
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"I'm sorry, but Mary's counting on me."
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"But to describe her as blonde is inaccurate."
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"dancing playfully about the halo"
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"that surrounds her."
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"I'm sorry. I guess I just haven't seen her through your love goggles."
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"I don't love her--"
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"- There's a lot we don't understand. - Like what?"
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"The ceremony begins with the bride being given away."
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"Excuse me. Given away, like an object?"
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"As in "free girl with every large fries"?"
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"Wait. There's free girls? Can I go?"
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"Fries? Can I go?"
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"No... I'm afraid not. Dr. Albright has already RSVP'd."
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"Wow!"
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"but I want another one."
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"Ooh!"
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"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
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"Good morning."
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"I seem to be having a little trouble swallowing."
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"Do you happen to know if there's an alternate stomach access?"
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"- Are you sick? - Yes, and the novelty is starting to wear off."
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"You're sick and you're breathing my air."
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"- I'll get you some tea. - What's this?"
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"This is brilliant!"
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"You're sick. You should be home in bed."
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"This is my first date with Dr. Albright."
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"Nina, please. This is very important to me."
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"Promise me you won't let Dr. Albright know..."
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"I'm fine, thanks."
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"Good. I'm looking forward to tonight."
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"- Aren't you? - Absolutely."
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"It'll be fun. Why don't you pick me up around 7:00-ish?"
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"7:00-ish on the dot."
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"Better make it 6:30. You might have trouble park...ing."
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"You might, but I'm very good at it."
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"- See you tonight. - Can't wait."
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"- Me, too. - Mine's worse."
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"- Me, too. - Mine's killing me."
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"My breasts feel like"
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"two hot steaming bowls of chili."
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"She wins."
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"This is all your fault."
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"You brought a foreign germ into this house."
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"Hey, I have as much a right to be here"
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"as anybody else."
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"See you later."
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"I'm not wearing pants."
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"I was wondering why the lint brush wasn't working."
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"Why don't you just stay home and drip fluids with the rest of us?"
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"Nonsense. I feel perfectly fine."
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"No. Now, help me get my pants on."
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"And don't worry about me."
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"I've never been defeated by a single-celled organism."
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"They are stealthy, but they are stupid."
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"I am the high commander, and I refuse to let this beat me."
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"at least take some of this cough syrup."
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"- I don't need it. - Dick, you have to."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Tastes bad? - No."
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"I just didn't clear the zipper."
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"We are gathered together here in the sight of god"
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"and in the face of this company"
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"to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,"
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"instituted of god, signifying unto us..."
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"now, which of those guys is god?"
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"- Be quiet. - Okay,"
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"but be sure to introduce me later because I want some answers."
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"- Shh! Shh! - Shh! Shh-hh!"
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"Now, how were those two able to find each other?"
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"It was fate."
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"Oh..."
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"that is so beautiful."
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"Look at them. They belong together."
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"Do you think they have any idea how ugly their children will be?"
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"Oh, this is so moving--"
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"the love, the closeness."
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"- All: shh! - I don't want to play anymore!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I got another hole here."
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"Whoo!"
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"I made chicken soup."
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"It's supposed to make us feel better."
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"Yet, somehow I'm compelled to nurture you."
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"Why did we choose bodies that could decay so easily?"
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"I told you we should come here as ducks,"
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"that she was a good frencher?"
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"After all the battles I've fought in"
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"and all the places I've been, I--"
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"on a flea-infested little planet"
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"in this outfit."
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"Now I'll never fall in love,"
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"tossed aside like an old shoe."
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"I'm glad I'm dying."
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"You know, I never told you this, but I always thought"
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"you'd make a totally kick-Ass high commander."
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"I've always admired your eloquence."
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"What about me?"
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"- until something pretty is being given away. - Keep your voice down."
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"What was with that little girl throwing away flowers?"
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"- It's time to leave. - Oh, wait."
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"I haven't given you your gift yet."
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"It's a toaster."
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"- Where did you get this? - In the room full of prizes."
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