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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Preeching 2 the Chior (S01E01)

"- I'm embarrassed for you. - [woman gasps]"
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"[Miranda gasps] Okay, you know what?"
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"You know what? Actually, this night is canceled."
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"And you're all just a bunch of..."
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"[whispers] Wrap this around."
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"One sec."
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"That's what you are. Every single one of you."
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"Settle down, everybody. This young lady has a point."
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"We need to take care of each other. Hmm?"
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"Now, now, Owen, would you please show this lost lamb her way?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Yes, sir."
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"[Keith] "I once was lost but now I'm found.""
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"Can you believe those people? All I wanted to do was sing you a song."
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"I know, it's okay."
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"- Whatever. They're all haters. - Mmm-hmm."
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"You're the only one that I care about. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah, I get that a lot."
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"[giggles]"
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"So, I was thinking we could go back to my house and... Whoa."
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"I don't know, it..."
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"You know what? It's these complicated door locks."
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"I'm gonna have to go out and do some research,"
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"Okay. I'll be here as long as it takes."
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"I believe in you!"
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"Owen? Oh. It's you."
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"What do you care,"
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"Miss I'm-Having-Appetizers- And-Hanging-Out-"
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"With-The-Guy-Who-Kicked- My-Daughter-Out-of-The-Choir?"
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"Miranda, I'm sorry."
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"- Come here. - [tsks]"
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"Okay. Listen, I did not know about Keith."
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"I would never mean to hurt you."
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"It's not all about you, Mom."
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"Everyone's been so mean to me lately."
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"You're so strong."
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"You don't care what people think"
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"and you're not afraid to stand up for yourself."
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"I'm, you know, not like that."
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"You're right."
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"You're not like that."
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"Miranda..."
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"[sighs] If I was like that..."
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"So this ought to cover the cost of all the fish I murdered,"
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"and the rest of the five hundie is yours to keep."
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"Yes! Okay, you will not regret this."
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"I'm gonna start scooping out the floaters."
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"[chuckles] Oh!"
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"Uncle Jim!"
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"[pants] I'm going back on the Internet!"
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"I quit!"
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"You people are monsters."
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"It could get infected!"
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"[sobs]"
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"- I quit. - You can't quit!"
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"[inhales deeply]"
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"The year was 1986. I was a senior at Brookswood High."
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"[softly] was the ribbon."
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"It was homecoming weekend, the pep rally before the big game."
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"[man singing] ♪ We are the winners ♪"
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"♪ Shining full and bright ♪"
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"♪ Looking farther, beating higher ♪"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"No, you can join the color guard if you want. I..."
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"You were just talking about color guard, though."
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"- Right. - ...and that was my dream."
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"I have been promoted to the position of executive director of church operations."
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"Hi. [stutters] Are you okay?"
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"Hey, Owen."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- The place looks great. - What are you doing here, Jim?"
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"to extreme fluctuations in temperature?"
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"You're playing hard to get. Well, guess what?"
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"And once I go out that door... you will never see me again! Never!"
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"I got invited to singles night tomorrow night,"
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"Yep. It's pretty much my new full-time passion."
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"It's about getting on God's good side so he'll do stuff for you later."
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"You should keep a lock on your diary."
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"My real name is Miranda."
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"Not, like, physically rub on you, 'cause that'd be weird."
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"- Hey. [chuckles] - ♪ With golden beam ♪"
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"♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"You know what, I was thinking the same thing, actually."
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"Oh. [chuckles nervously]"
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"but your uncle's not in demand in this current economic climate."
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"Uh, praise the Lord, everybody. [chuckles]"
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"- [indistinct chatter] - I... I have one."
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"Yeah?"
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"can be used as a tool rather than a distraction."
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"You hear me? Rue it!"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, you know, I'm gonna wait in her bedroom."
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"Tell me honestly, what do you think?"
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"You know, it's just... [sighs] There's this man,"
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""Hey, Keith. How do you feel about roller coasters?""
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"Mom, you can't say any of these."
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"[door closes]"
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"You wanna hug?"
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"A half-used bottle of Jovan Musk?"
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"[Patrick] Hey."
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"Thank you."
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"Um, yeah. I work here, remember?"
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"Well, you have your mother's beautiful eyes. [chuckles]"
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"- Oh, no. The choir? - Yeah."
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"♪ Raise your joys and triumphs high ♪"
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"- Owen! Hey, Owen, I'm here! - No, Miranda. No, no, Miranda..."
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"- Owen. Okay, yeah, right. - [April] Hey, you're not..."
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"You're all just a bunch of haters."
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"- Settle down, settle down. - Do you know what he did to me?"
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"[all murmuring]"
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"I wouldn't let anyone stop me."
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"[classical music playing]"
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"I won't know that you're dissing me?"
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"[Jim] I was like a dancer..."
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"- [explosions] - ♪ Second to none ♪"
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"Okay, I promise. I won't join the color guard."
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"Well, in that case, I think we could have some fun."
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"'Cause this is over."
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"- 'cause you're dating this guy. - All right, all right. That's enough."
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"[chuckles]"
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"We'll call it a "hiring bonus," huh? What do you say?"
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