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Clips from Mars Attacks! (1996)

"Something's happened to Byron."
Mars Attacks! (1996)
"You belong to me"
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"So do I."
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"Florence Norris..."
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"Thank you, honey. But don't you dare let this happen again."
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"...on behalf of my parents, who couldn't be here today..."
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"...I proudly present to you the Medal of Honor."
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"You don't have to kiss me if you don't want to."
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"I prepared a speech. Is that all right?"
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"Can you speak up? We can't hear you."
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"Well, I want to say that there's a lot of people in the world..."
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"...and for helping save the world and everything."
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"But I was thinking, maybe instead of houses, we could live in tepees..."
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"-Was that okay? -Yeah."
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"No."
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"What is this? Filipino New Year's?"
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"...which suggests, very rightfully so, that they're peaceful."
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"-Mr. President, we have to act-- - We'll go all media on this."
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"Because Eleanor Roosevelt was too fond of chintz. That's why."
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"...without knowing how to dally around a few curves, well..."
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"...you don't know doodlysquat about the gaming industry."
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"Sugar. Hit me one more time."
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"...and stay off of black."
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"White House is coming out live."
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"I apologize for interrupting your regular programs..."
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"These flying saucers have come from the planet Mars..."
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"-Finished! -One minute, 57 seconds."
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"Fresh-baked Monday."
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"Jump!"
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"Anyway, look. Things have been a little lean around here..."
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"--language you choose to employ, and in certain circumstances..."
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"In five, four, three, two...."
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"Welcome back. We're speaking with Professor Donald Kessler."
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"...and we didn't even find anyone?"
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"Their science and technology must be absolutely mind-boggling."
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"Go to Camera 2!"
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"It's gross."
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"...that we will look equally gross to him."
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"From the limited information available, I've made three extrapolations."
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"And three, the large cerebrum here indicates..."
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"...telepathic potential."
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"--self-determination of the cosmos."
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"Hello, my name is Barbara."
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"...that it's happening at the beginning of the new millennium."
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"...but I think they've come to show us the way."
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"Bye-bye, Grandma."
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"It's Billy Glenn, Grandma."
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"Richie, want to make yourself useful for a change?"
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"It's pretty far out, huh?"
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"There is a unilateral, concerted, diplomatic effort being made."
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"You know, we'd have to establish contact..."
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"From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show."
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"Just in the ring, Art, you know? Just in the ring."
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"I found Allah, I don't eat pork, and I'm a better man."
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"Would you please keep it down?"
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"People live here."
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"Hey, Poppy. All these people..."
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"Jason."
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"...met Martian."
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"Something's happening."
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"Doorway is opening."
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"...commanding officer of the armed forces of the United States of America."
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"Die, you alien shithead!"
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"Aah!"
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"What do you think, Marsha?"
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"Yeah. Maybe to them, doves mean war."
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"Our customs may be strange to you..."
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"...I would like for them each to be met by a limo."
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"This was no misunderstanding. I was there. I saw it."
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"The Martians land on Earth, they're gonna need a place to stay."
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"And if we notice down here, behind the optic chiasm..."
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"He who believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live."
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"Hello?"
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"It's a school thing, like a tour."
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"It's a great victory for our administration."
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"Ladies and gentlemen."
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"Are you sure I shouldn't be there?"
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"It's not logical! It's not--"
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"We're going to take charge of this thing."
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"And I want the people to know..."
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"Hmm."
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"Ha-ha. You did? Really?"
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"Because if you want, I could give you a personalized tour."
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"Oh!"
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"Don't worry, darling."
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"-We lost Taffy. -Oh, no."
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"Marsha!"
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"It is out of sight."
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"Byron?"
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"Private airfield. Other side of the freeway."
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"Love would never do What you want it to"
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"Hey, you're Tom Jones, right?"
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"-I'm Tom Jones. -Byron Williams."
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"I'll tell you one thing. They ain't getting the TV."
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"What was that?"
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"No, you ain't. Stay and defend this trailer."
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"I surrender, okay?"
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"Let's cut a deal. I can help you."
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"Rolex."
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"Grandma!"
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"Do you hear me?"
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"We'll fight you on the beaches. We'll fight you on the street."
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"Old Glory will win! Democracy will survive!"
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"We will win! The eagle will be triumphant!"
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"We could work together."
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"Because we're different?"
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"Is that why?"
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"Next stop, radio station."
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"Here it is."
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"-What's he doing? -He must have flipped!"
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"When I'm calling you"
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"I belong to you"
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"Richard Norris..."
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"...for saving the world from the Martians..."
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"I have to."
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"First, I just want to say--"
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"And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to me..."
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"Do we know they're warships?"
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"Did you see that?"
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