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Clips from Mars Attacks!

Movies 1996 106 min ★ 6.4/10 (262,328 ratings) 977 clips
Sci-Fi Comedy

Credits

Hey, howdy there, Mr. Lee.
"Hey, howdy there, Mr. Lee."
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Because you're cooking up a feast.
"Because you're cooking up a feast."
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What is that? Barbecue?
"What is that? Barbecue?"
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What is that noise?
"What is that noise?"
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-- Daddy! - Daddy!
"-- Daddy! - Daddy!"
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What is your take on this, Jerry?
"What is your take on this, Jerry?"
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The people are gonna love it, Mr. President.
"The people are gonna love it, Mr. President."
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Screw the press. This is a need-to-know situation.
"Screw the press. This is a need-to-know situation."
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Mr. President, we cannot sit on this.
"Mr. President, we cannot sit on this."
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General Casey, do you have an opinion?
"General Casey, do you have an opinion?"
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Mr. President, this is a great day.
"Mr. President, this is a great day."
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This is a momentous occasion.
"This is a momentous occasion."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Why don't you leave the Roosevelt Room the way the Roosevelts wanted it?
"Why don't you leave the Roosevelt Room the way the Roosevelts wanted it?"
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Taffy, if you're going to be a pest, I'm going to ignore you.
"Taffy, if you're going to be a pest, I'm going to ignore you."
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-Byron Williams.... -That's me. I gotta go.
"-Byron Williams.... -That's me. I gotta go."
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You ladies have a nice time, all right? Thank you.
"You ladies have a nice time, all right? Thank you."
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Oh, Louise.
"Oh, Louise."
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Listen, you're doing the best you can.
"Listen, you're doing the best you can."
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Hey, are you still cool on me coming to Washington?
"Hey, are you still cool on me coming to Washington?"
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You take care, okay? Bye.
"You take care, okay? Bye."
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Do you have to drink in front of me?
"Do you have to drink in front of me?"
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You're an adult. Just cope.
"You're an adult. Just cope."
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Hey. This is work, baby, okay?
"Hey. This is work, baby, okay?"
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Okay, okay, Barbara. Okay.
"Okay, okay, Barbara. Okay."
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Go on over to the roulette...
"Go on over to the roulette..."
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Jason, hi, it's me.
"Jason, hi, it's me."
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You wearing a bra?
"You wearing a bra?"
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He's interrupting everybody.
"He's interrupting everybody."
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This doesn't make sense. He should be talking to us.
"This doesn't make sense. He should be talking to us."
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...the birth of our daughter, Taffy.
"...the birth of our daughter, Taffy."
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Thanks, Dad.
"Thanks, Dad."
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Not just for me...
"Not just for me..."
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...but for all mankind.
"...but for all mankind."
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The data from the Hubble was decoded...
"The data from the Hubble was decoded..."
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The images are undeniable.
"The images are undeniable."
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Frame enlargements provide an astonishing sight.
"Frame enlargements provide an astonishing sight."
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Hey, am I the only one shooting craps here?
"Hey, am I the only one shooting craps here?"
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I feel this is the perfect summation to the 20th century....
"I feel this is the perfect summation to the 20th century...."
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We need you.
"We need you."
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Everybody wants to be a part of this.
"Everybody wants to be a part of this."
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This...
"This..."
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Shut up, Poppy. Shut up.
"Shut up, Poppy. Shut up."
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Poppy, honey. No, sweetie.
"Poppy, honey. No, sweetie."
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That's right. Shh. Good girl. Yeah?
"That's right. Shh. Good girl. Yeah?"
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Yes?
"Yes?"
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This is nuts, this is....
"This is nuts, this is...."
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Did any one of you traitors see my Muffy?
"Did any one of you traitors see my Muffy?"
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-Uh-huh. -Cool.
"-Uh-huh. -Cool."
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If any of them Martians come around here...
"If any of them Martians come around here..."
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It's Mama.
"It's Mama."
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Let go of him.
"Let go of him."
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Get your butt on the bus. Get on that bus, boy.
"Get your butt on the bus. Get on that bus, boy."
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Hi. -Hi there.
"Hi. -Hi there."
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Well, I am, but I still have to take care of them.
"Well, I am, but I still have to take care of them."
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-Out of the question. -Mr. Bava, I'm an asset to this hotel.
"-Out of the question. -Mr. Bava, I'm an asset to this hotel."
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But I can get Leon Spinks or Buster Douglas for the same money, maybe less.
"But I can get Leon Spinks or Buster Douglas for the same money, maybe less."
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You better get moving. You're on in five minutes.
"You better get moving. You're on in five minutes."
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It's all yours, Ian.
"It's all yours, Ian."
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Why, thank you.
"Why, thank you."
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So, what, in your view, Donald Kessler...
"So, what, in your view, Donald Kessler..."
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Ahem. But seriously, this is tremendously exciting.
"Ahem. But seriously, this is tremendously exciting."
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It's tremendously exciting.
"It's tremendously exciting."
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Now what?
"Now what?"
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Sweetie, we may have to. The people will expect me to meet with them.
"Sweetie, we may have to. The people will expect me to meet with them."
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He must be real smart.
"He must be real smart."
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Two, he breathes nitrogen.
"Two, he breathes nitrogen."
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The human race, on the other hand...
"The human race, on the other hand..."
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Now, I suspect they have more to fear from us...
"Now, I suspect they have more to fear from us..."
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The results are not perfect...
"The results are not perfect..."
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...but this may answer some of your questions.
"...but this may answer some of your questions."
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All green of skin...
"All green of skin..."
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Their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds.
"Their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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And it's so perfect...
"And it's so perfect..."
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...and so many people unhappy in their lives.
"...and so many people unhappy in their lives."
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-Son, we're real proud of you. -Thanks, Dad.
"-Son, we're real proud of you. -Thanks, Dad."
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Just don't be touching none of my stuff while I'm gone.
"Just don't be touching none of my stuff while I'm gone."
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All right.
"All right."
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Well, he'll be all right.
"Well, he'll be all right."
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-I hope so. -Army trains them good.
"-I hope so. -Army trains them good."
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Well, he's gone for a while.
"Well, he's gone for a while."
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Darling, we got plumb lucky with Billy Glenn.
"Darling, we got plumb lucky with Billy Glenn."
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-Sure, Dad. -Take Grandma back to the home.
"-Sure, Dad. -Take Grandma back to the home."
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I bet people were pretty scared when they invented the train.
"I bet people were pretty scared when they invented the train."
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Come on, kid, I'm not that old.
"Come on, kid, I'm not that old."
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I want to see Slim.
"I want to see Slim."
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Richie was always the best one.
"Richie was always the best one."
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If the Martians land, will the press have access?
"If the Martians land, will the press have access?"
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Can we do interviews?
"Can we do interviews?"
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...work out whatever communication problems...
"...work out whatever communication problems..."
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...establish a parameter for talks. Then I guess we just see what happens. Heh-heh.
"...establish a parameter for talks. Then I guess we just see what happens. Heh-heh."
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Oh, here's the president.
"Oh, here's the president."
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I just have a few minutes for questions, so let's get started.
"I just have a few minutes for questions, so let's get started."
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Mr. President!
"Mr. President!"
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That's my Muffy.
"That's my Muffy."
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Sure, Grandma.
"Sure, Grandma."
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Hey, Grandma, you gonna be okay?
"Hey, Grandma, you gonna be okay?"
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If you need anything, any doughnuts or anything...
"If you need anything, any doughnuts or anything..."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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Looks like you ain't got no wheels.
"Looks like you ain't got no wheels."
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The Quaker in Jamaica.
"The Quaker in Jamaica."
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What I'd like for you to do is...
"What I'd like for you to do is..."
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Yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip...
"Yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip..."
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When you're done...
"When you're done..."
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...all you gotta do is mosey on by the office and pick up the cash.
"...all you gotta do is mosey on by the office and pick up the cash."
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Why you wanna come at me that way, Art?
"Why you wanna come at me that way, Art?"
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I faced that demon. I don't want him coming out again.
"I faced that demon. I don't want him coming out again."
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General, they're sending coordinates.
"General, they're sending coordinates."
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We need a welcome mat, not a row of tanks.
"We need a welcome mat, not a row of tanks."
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What the hell are you talking about?
"What the hell are you talking about?"
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General Casey...
"General Casey..."
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...you think you can handle it?
"...you think you can handle it?"
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Yes, I get to greet the Martian ambassador.
"Yes, I get to greet the Martian ambassador."
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Isn't that great?
"Isn't that great?"
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...good things were bound to happen?
"...good things were bound to happen?"
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Positively positive.
"Positively positive."
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We don't want any slip-ups.
"We don't want any slip-ups."
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No, no, no. Not at all. No.
"No, no, no. Not at all. No."
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The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states...
"The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states..."
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