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Clips from Tuca & Bertie (2019) - The Pain Garden (S03E03)

"Piss is currency to them, bertie."
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"Okay, but, uh, is this chronic thing"
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"holding you back from doing stuff you want to do?"
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"Figgy wants to take me to horseville."
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"I really want to go."
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"I can picture it, and it's so beautiful, bertie."
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"♪ ♪"
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"damn, that's messed up."
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"Horseville. Ouch!"
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"Well, that's a great reason to get fixed."
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"You have health insurance from your work, right?"
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"Yeah, it covers everything at this place."
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"Great."
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"Bertie, no. I don't want to go."
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"If you let me make an appointment,"
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"I'll let you play with this glue."
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"I have to stop myself from putting it in my mouth."
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"Don't do that."
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"-Maybe just one bite. -No, tuca."
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"I have health insurance now. I can eat the glue."
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"Bertie, I don't need a doctor anymore."
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"This website says if I give myself a celery juice enema,"
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"-I'll be cured. -Tuca, you have to stop"
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"letting the internet tell you what to put up your butt."
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"-Never. -Tuca toucan? Right this way."
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"We just need to get a urine sample."
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"I knew it! Y'all want to collect my liquid gold right away."
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"-Cha-ching. -(laughs) that's ridiculous."
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"We only need it to assess your health."
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"Very well, but I just know this lemonade's gonna end up"
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"on the yellow market for $58 an ounce."
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"(phone chimes, vibrates)"
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"no, that's tuca's phone."
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"Mind your own business."
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"(straining)"
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"figgy: Hey, tooks, I saw something that reminded me of you."
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"Should I buy this for you, or is it too corny?"
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"(gasps)"
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"bertie, we've been friends for over a decade."
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"So now it's time to show you my most prized possessions."
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"Okay."
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"-Whoa! -Yeah!"
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"(shouting, screaming)"
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"I don't know what to say."
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"I've got a drummer, a guy on bass and a flautist."
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"If you look closely, his flute is just a smaller hot dog."
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"Someday my collection will be complete."
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"Okay. How do we get out of here?"
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"I love it. Get it for me."
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"This is tuca."
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"Can you show me what your pain level has been like"
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"on this scale?"
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"Are the hats part of it?"
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"Because I kind of feel like this one,"
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"but he's wearing a hat that says "I'm baby,""
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"and I don't think I'm baby."
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"So then don't point to that one."
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"Okay, well, if we're going off general vibe,"
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"-I guess this one. -Okay, so not that much pain."
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"No, a lot of pain."
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"You pointed to a face with not that much pain."
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"There's nothing else I can do for you."
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"Cute beret, though."
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"But I feel allergic to my own hormones."
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"I only have one week a month"
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"where I don't feel like chopping off my lower body."
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"-Does that sound normal to you? -Hmm."
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"-Mm-mm-mm. -Look,"
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"can you just give me a referral to a gyno?"
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"Sure, just fill out these ten pages of paperwork."
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"This is the same paperwork I already filled out."
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"Can you just talk to each other?"
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"Ever since our queen died, this whole hive"
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"has suffered colony collapse."
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"We don't communicate at all"
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"because now everyone thinks they're the queen."
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"Which is crazy because obviously, I'm the queen."
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"-What? -Fill out these forms in triplicate."
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"(groans)"
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"it's a long and treacherous way home, green beads,"
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"-but if you just follow this twisty road... -(phone chiming)"
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"...You'll get there safely."
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"Uhp! Stay the course, red beads."
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"There is no free will."
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"Thy destiny is but a single path of loopedy-loops."
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"(chiming)"
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"(moans)"
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"figgy: I've been thinking about"
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"your ideas for bertie's birthday present."
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"Whoa."
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"-Figgy: The piñata full of spiders. -(shouts)"
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"-a loaded gun. -Oh, no."
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"-A limited-edition collection... -Ooh."
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"-...Of loaded guns. -(groans)"
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"based on what you've told me about bertie--"
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"see footnotes for citations of her fear"
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"of spiders and firearms-- I wonder if she wouldn't like"
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"something more along the lines of a really nice rolling pin."
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"Or perhaps a picnic?"
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"(sighs) uh, I agree."
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"Those are great ideas for bertie's birthday."
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"Sincerely, tuca."
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"(sighs) okay, that's it. No more texting."
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"Should bertie get really into hats this year?"
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"How old is too old to be into boy bands?"
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"How should bertie resolve her mommy issues?"
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"Ooh, a-and also, her daddy issues?"
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"What's a six-letter word for "boundaries"?"
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"Should bertie get spicy chips or plain?"
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"Figgy: Tooks, remember that time you ate the entire bag"
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"of scorchin' hot gravel nuggets and they made you feel bad,"
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"but then you said, "worth it"?"
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"Life is short."
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"Tell bertie to get the spicy chips if she wants them."
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"Damn, so heckin' wise."
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"I agree. Says me, tuca."
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"-(phone chimes) -figgy: Glad I could help."
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"I am figgy."
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"-(buzzing) -(wheels creaking)"
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"okay, how many babies do you want?"
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