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Clips from Friends - The One with the Nap Partners (S07E07)

"You wouldn't."
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"Okay, look, Rachel. I know you really want to do this..."
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"...but I've never been maid of honor to anyone before."
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"I'm gonna marry someone good."
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"- What happened? - I don't know."
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"All right, well, I'd better go."
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"- I think that would be best. - Yeah."
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"- I'll talk to you later. - Okay."
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"- But not about this. - No, never. Never!"
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"- Bye. - No touch. No touch."
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"Die Hard!"
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"Opening a topless carwash was a great idea."
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"Maybe if they chop enough of them, they can open that bikini shot."
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"This woman overheard that I was marrying you..."
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"...and she wished me good luck."
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"That's sweet."
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"Well, do you think she meant, "Good luck taming that wild stallion.""
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"Was it someone you dated in college?"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"- Who is she? - Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend."
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"Did you break up with her?"
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"- Fat? - I did not say fat."
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"You broke up with a girl because she was fat?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Apparently she does."
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"You know what they say: "Elephants never forget.""
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"Seriously, good luck marrying me."
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"Rach, wanna come with me Friday night? I'm gonna check out some male strippers."
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"Yes."
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"You have been maid of honor before?"
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"You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie."
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"- No, I am. - How come you are?"
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"- What do you mean? - When I want a job..."
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"...I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see..."
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"...I get the part."
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"Then they send you a script. You go to the set."
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"You rehearse and you have wardrobe fittings."
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"Then you shoot your part. And it's great."
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"Right back where you started."
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"So I gotta say, I don't think a career in acting is the right choice for you two."
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"Joey, the maid of honor thing."
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"Oh, me and Ross can be the judges."
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"- It's better than us deciding. - Oh, this is crazy."
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"- Can't we just flip a coin? - No, coins hate me."
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"Okay, fine. You know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide."
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"Hi!"
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"Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio."
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"Hey, Ross. Look, I think we need to talk about before."
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"No. No, we don't."
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"Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had."
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"Come on, admit it."
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"That was the best nap you ever had."
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"I said it, okay?"
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"But it's over, Joey!"
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"I want to do it again."
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"We can't do it again."
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"You want a drink?"
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"- Sure. What do you got? - Warm milk and Excedrin PM."
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"One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no."
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"Do you know why?"
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"Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then."
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"I really think you should apologize to Julie."
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"It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me."
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"I'll do it. But I warn you, this may make me a better person."
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"And that is not the man you fell in love with."
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"- So how do we find her. - She probably lives in the city."
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"- She was eating in that restaurant. - I'll bet she was."
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"Okay, we'll give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations."
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"- One being the highest. - Ten is the highest."
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"- Why is 10 the highest? - Because it's the highest."
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"Okay, Rachel, you're up first."
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"Situation number one: You're with Monica."
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"This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey."
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"...getting cold feet is very common."
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"It's just because of all the anticipation."
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"And you just have to remember that you love Chandler."
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"Drawing on your own experience."
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"Yes, very nice, Rachel."
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"Monica is about to say, "I do"..."
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"...when her drunk uncle starts yelling."
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"When Monica was a little girl..."
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"She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!"
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"Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs?"
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"Okay, the next situation is for Rachel."
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"I'll be Monica. Go!"
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"It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech."
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"Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as..."
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"I met... I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds..."
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"...although he seemed like a 6-year-old."
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"Oh."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"I've known them separately and together."
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"...to Monica and Chandler..."
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"...and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together."
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"I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey."
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"Wow."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point."
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"I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married."
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"...while we were showering together, naked."
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"And she's back in the game!"
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"Julie. Hi."
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"Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me."
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"Hello, Skidmark."
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"It's a nickname. I'll explain later."
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"It's pretty clear."
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"I shouldn't have broken up with you because of your weight."
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"That's why you broke up with me?"
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"You didn't know that?"
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"Actually, the final vote has been tallied."
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"- I'll take a cocoa. - Too late."
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"But first of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay?"
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"Really? I won."
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"- What? - I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close."
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"- Well, then I demand a recount! - Actually, it wasn't that close."
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"We're gonna flip a coin, all right?"
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"Heads."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Why would I care about that?"
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"No reason. I'm just saying that..."
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