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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Finer Strings (S15E15)

"I can't see anything now! This is terrible!"
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"Well, tha-that's why the whole family came to support you."
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"Oh, really? Oh, wow, that's so kind. Who's here?"
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"Oh, uh, well, as you know, I'm here."
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"Who else? Uh, Stewie and Brian."
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"Hey, hope you feel better soon."
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"That doesn't sound like the whole family."
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"Hey, hope those eyes get better soon, Pop."
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"Oh, thanks for coming, Peter."
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"I-I'm here, too, Grandpa."
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"And, uh, and Meg went down to-to put money in the meter."
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"Aw, I don't care."
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"Now, Mr. Pewterschmidt, your vision will be impaired"
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"for a few weeks while you recover."
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"I recommend you and your wife have someone around"
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"to help you during this time."
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"Well, I'd love to help you, Daddy,"
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"but Stewie's just been so fussy lately."
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"He's constantly crying for no reason."
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"What are you talking about? I'm fine."
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"Ow! Bitch!"
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"She does this a lot!"
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"He could be your service dog."
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"you'll be a hero-- just like King Arthur"
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"when he pulled the sword from the stone."
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"Oh... yeah!"
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"Whew!"
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"Oh, God, this is embarrassing."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"It's been, like, 500 years."
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"Aw, this is your big moment and I'm ruining it."
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"I'm learning violin. It's kind of like my new hobby."
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"Well, if we're talking about new hobbies..."
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"filled with layered sand."
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"You can put it in your bathroom"
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"or anywhere you want to feel peaceful."
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"Now it's nothing."
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"I always liked the violin,"
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"'cause it kind of has curves like a lady."
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"Hey, you know what? Maybe you guys can learn an instrument, too,"
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"and then we could all play together."
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"Really? That sounds like a lot of work."
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"Yeah, no offense, muchacho, but I don't know"
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"if I have time for that, muchacho."
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"Yeah, you're doing "muchacho" wrong."
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"Come on, guys, it could be cool."
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"Girls do like guys in a band."
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"I'm in. Giggity."
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"Oh, Quagmire, you are so predictable."
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"And that's why I love you, muchacho."
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"See? That's how you do "muchacho.""
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"And, you know, there's four of us--"
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"we could be a string quartet."
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"But first you guys got to do one thing for me."
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"Sure, Joe. What is it?"
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"I want you to put me in the booth."
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"I want to feel like a person for a second."
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"Aw, yeah, sure, no problem."
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"All right, Quagmire, you do upper, I'll do lower?"
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"Sure. Let's do it!"
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"Wow. Thanks, guys."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hey, guys, guys, put him back up."
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"I just thought of something."
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"This is gonna be a blast."
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"Hey, Carter. Brian!"
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"Y-You have a butler? Then why am I here?"
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"Why can't he help you? What? That's stupid."
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"See, this right here,"
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"this is the one-percenter crap I can't stand."
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"Yes, it is. Now, sit your 99-percenter ass down"
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"and read me the comics."
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"Okay. The Wizard of Id is addressing his subjects."
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"Ha-ha! Then it's a good one."
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"Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on."
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"Peter, what note are you playing?"
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"I-I'm sorry, I'm not familiar. Note?"
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"Haven't you been practicing?"
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"All right, fine, I haven't."
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"But I've been doing other violin stuff."
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"Like I bought this jacket like what Bugs Bunny wears"
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"when he's with that opera guy."
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"Yeah, I've been practicing how to sit down in it."
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"They may have been in the toilet."
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"Wh-What's up? What do you need?"
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"I'm done with my bath. Put on this lady wig"
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"and help me out of the tub. What? Why do I have to wear a wig?"
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"Thank you, Penelope."
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"But first, grab that Gold Bond and powder my speed bag."
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"Ah. There's the tingle."
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"Wow, so you can just bypass all that gridlock?"
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"Having a helicopter's amazing!"
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"And that's not all-- I also use it"
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"They go bananas!"
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"Boy, I could really get used to this rich guy stuff."
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"* Funny, funny, funny what money can do *"
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"* Them that have it *"
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"* Get more of it *"
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"* The more they love it *"
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"* And it sticks to them *"
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"* Like glue *"
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"* Funny, funny, funny what money can do *"
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"* Ask the rich man *"
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"* He'll confess *"
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"* Money can't buy *"
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"* Happiness *"
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"* Ask the poor man *"
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"* He don't doubt *"
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"* But he'd rather be miserable with than without *"
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"* If you spend it *"
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"* Please be wiser *"
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"* If you save it *"
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"* You're a miser *"
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"* You don't want it *"
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"* You're cuckoo *"
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"* Funny, funny, funny what money can do... *"
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"You guys, I got great news!"
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"Some skank I used to bang is getting married,"
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"and they need someone to play at the ceremony."
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"We got our first gig! Wow, a wedding-- that's awesome!"
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