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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Cheesecakes (S07E07)

"Okay, you're fine."
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"- Hey. Are you guys ready? - Hey. Yes."
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"I will have a green salad, um, house dressing and water's fine."
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"BOTH: Okay. - And for you, sir?"
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"...just how slow are we talking?"
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"It's already been roasted."
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"Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again."
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"Oh, Joey, we've heard the specials three times, okay?"
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"There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli."
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"- Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli. - Oh, well, that changes everything."
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"- You know what, Pheebs? - Uh-huh."
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"You were right before. Friends are so important."
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"Yeah, I'm very wise. I know."
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"You know what I really want?"
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"PHOEBE: What? - Is to have a long, long talk."
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"You know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up."
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"- Any progress? - Yes."
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"God, Joey, this is taking forever."
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"- What's the rush? - Well..."
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"...I just have, you know, an appointment."
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"What is it?"
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"Well..."
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"...it's a date."
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"A date? No, no, Pheebs, you must be mistaken..."
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"...because you wouldn't schedule a date..."
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"...on the night you have plans with a friend."
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"No, I'm gonna."
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"That's right. Yeah, you made me feel really guilty..."
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"...about going out with that girl."
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"That's not the same thing. This is totally different."
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"Okay, he's very special to me."
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"Okay, well, my girl from the other night was special."
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"She was a scientist too."
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"- She was? - Well, she graduated high school."
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"Okay, whatever. Know what?"
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"I don't have time to convince you."
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"- Fine. Fine! PHOEBE: Yeah. Yeah."
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"What are you still doing here? I told you, lobster ravioli."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Oh, I was just about to leave. I didn't think you were coming."
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"Well, I'm very glad you're here."
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"Oh, you're such a gentleman."
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"Come on, we're going to my place."
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"Mm-mm."
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"How can you eat the cheesecake without me?"
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"Gonna run and tell Monica or Joey? No, you'd have to tell them what we did."
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"We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law."
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"You know what? I don't trust you with this cake."
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"- And I got it first, and I'm taking it back. - What?"
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"- What? Oh, no, you don't. - Oh, yes."
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"You think I trust you with it?"
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"We're gonna split it. You take half, I take half."
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"That's not fair. You had some."
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"Oh, you know what? I think Monica would be very interested to know..."
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"...that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy."
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"- What do we use to split it? - Okay."
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"- All right, pick a half. - Okay."
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"- Well, this side looks bigger. - Mm-hm."
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"Uh, but there's more crust on this side."
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"For God's sake, pick a piece."
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"- All right, I pick that one. - So the smaller piece."
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"...if you eat your piece too fast."
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"[SHOUTS]"
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"Oh!"
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"- You gonna give me some of your piece? - Oh, no."
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"No switching, no sharing. And don't come crying to me."
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"Just sit here in the hallway and eat my..."
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"[THE TEMPTATIONS' "GET READY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Never met a girl that could me feel..."
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"Ross, sweetheart."
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"- Isn't it a beautiful wedding? - Yes. Yes, it is."
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"Every time, on the lips."
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"Why? Why on the lips?"
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"There's Frannie. Won't she be happy to see me?"
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"Now, wait a minute. You be nice, all right?"
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"I didn't bring you here so you could ambush her."
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"Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to Mom."
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"That bitch."
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"Monica. What...?"
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"Am I doing here? Surprised to see me?"
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"Ross brought me. How do you like that?"
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"Hi, Frannie. Congratulations."
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"You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why?"
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"What could I have possibly done?"
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"Stuart."
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"I believe you know my husband."
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"So it's really a question of "who" could you have possibly done."
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"- I hate this, but I have to go. - Mm-hm."
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"I can't miss my flight."
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"Are you sure? I bet there's another flight to Minsk in..."
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"July."
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"[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]"
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"That's really beautiful. What does it mean?"
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""Please clean my beakers.""
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"I don't get out of the lab much."
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"I thought it meant something else."
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"Yeah, well, I really actually wanted to say, um..."
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"But, um, I figured I probably shouldn't because..."
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"...you know, I have to leave."
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"Hmm. No, you're right. Don't say it."
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"I do too."
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"Okay, now's not the time, Joey, all right? You can yell at me tomorrow."
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"No, no. No, Pheebs. I'm not gonna yell at you."
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"I just started thinking about you and David..."
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"...and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left."
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"Oh, Pheebs, come here."
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"- Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay."
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"The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk..."
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"Hey, you could always visit him."
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"Oh, right. Like they're gonna let me have a passport."
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"Anything I can do? Whatever you need."
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"...if you achieve positronic distillation of subatomic particles before he does..."
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"...then he could come back."
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"I could give it a shot."
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"Oh, look. There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it."
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"- Stick to your side. - Come on, now."
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"All right, what are we having?"
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"Oh, wait, I forgot my wrap."
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"Oh, okay, wait here."
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