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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Tabula Rasa (S06E06)

"No."
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"Well, maybe we all got terribly drunk, and this is some sort of blackout."
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"- I don't think I drink. - I don't see any booze."
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"I don't feel any head bumps."
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"- I don't see Allen Funt. - Who?"
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"OK. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. Stop looking at me like I'm panicking."
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"Hey, take it easy, guy. OK. No one's hurt, right?"
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"And none of us look all hatchety-murdery, so we're probably safe here."
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"Wherever "here" is."
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"Look at this stuff on these shelves."
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"Weird jars of weird stuff."
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"Weird books with weird covers, like Magic for Beginners."
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"This is a magic shop. A real magic shop."
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"Maybe that's it. Maybe something magic happened."
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"Magic? Magic's all balderdash and chicanery."
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"I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing."
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"Except I seem to be British, don't I? And a man."
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"With glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably."
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"Don't worry. We'll take care of each other."
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"We'll get our memory back. It'll all be right as rain."
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"You Englishmen are always so..."
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"Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks."
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"- Oh, God. I'm English. - Welcome to the nancy tribe."
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"- We're not related, are we? - There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance."
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"And you do inspire a..."
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"well, a particular feeling of familiarity and..."
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"- Oh God, how I must hate you. - What did I do?"
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"There's always something. What's with the trollop?"
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"- Hey! - Her?"
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"- I saw you. Sleeping together. - Resting together."
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"Look!"
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"It's OK. We're engaged."
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"- It's a lovely ring. - Great."
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"- A tarty stepmom, half old Daddy's age. - Tarty?"
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"Carded! Driver's licences."
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"It's me. "Alexander Harris. ""
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"Cute picture. Hey, I exist."
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"I'm Willow Rosenberg. Willow. Funny name."
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"- I think it's pretty. - What d'you got?"
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"Tara. And look, I'm a student at UC Sunnydale."
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"Me, too. Hey, maybe we're study buddies."
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"Don't worry. Me neither."
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"But here, look."
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"- You're Dawn. - Or Umad."
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"I'm called Rupert Giles."
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"- Rupert. - Rupert!"
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"You're not too old to put across my knee, you know, sonny."
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"Anyway, what did I call you?"
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""Made with care for Randy. ""
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"Why not just call me "Horny" Giles, or "Desperate for a shag" Giles?"
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"- I knew there was a reason I hated you. - Randy's a family name, undoubtedly."
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"Hey, I have a name on my jacket."
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"- Harris. - Harris? That's my last name."
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"Maybe I have a brother and you go out with him."
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"Or maybe you go out with me."
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"We did wake up all snuggly-wuggly. Maybe you're my boyfriend."
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"Either that, or I got one pissed-off brother."
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"I'm Anya! This key fits this lock."
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"And the forms next to the cash register say that Rupert and Anya own the shop together."
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"This is our magic shop?"
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"That's very progressive of me."
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"- So you don't have a name? - Of course I do."
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"- I just don't happen to know it. - You want me to name you?"
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"That's sweet, but I think I can name myself."
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"What? Did you just "ugh" my name?"
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"No! I just..."
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"Fine. That's your purgative."
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"- Prerogative. - Whatever, Joan."
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"Whatever, Umad."
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"- Boy, you're a pain in the... - Boy, you're bossy."
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"- Do you think we're...? - Sisters?"
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"You never showed me affection like that."
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"- I'd wager. - We need to figure out what's going on."
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"- We need to get help. - Looks like Joan fancies herself the boss."
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"- We have a kid here. - A teenager."
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"A teenager. And we have no idea what's wrong with us. A hospital's our best bet."
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"Yes. Let's head out."
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"Any suggestions on how to get there?"
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"Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport."
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"Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."
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"- Randy's right. We have vampires. - Slayer!"
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"- They're definitely not knocking for candy. - We need to check for other doors,"
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"make sure they're locked, then put large objects in front of 'em."
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"Monsters are real. Did we know this?"
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"I don't know. But we need our memories back. We have to get to a hospital."
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"As proprietor of a magic shop, I propose we fight them."
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"We can use things in the shop. Magic tricks, or whatever they're called."
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"Send out Spike!"
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"They seem to want spikes."
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"- Here. Let's give 'em these. - Well done."
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"- What are they going to do with them? - Slayer, come out and play!"
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""Slay her." That's just what they said before."
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"- They're gonna use the spikes to... - To slay someone? A female someone."
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"You guys."
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"There's a trap door. It seems to lead to the sewer."
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"I'm not sure what I am, so bear with me. "Now I lay me down to sleep... ""
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"Shema Yisrael."
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"- You owe us. - Fine. Take your damn spikes."
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"- Don't be stupid. - Get your hands off me, you son of a..."
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"- I said, you owe us. - Who? Me?"
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"- You've got the boss's kittens. - Kittens?"
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"Hey! Stay away from Randy."
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"- Whoa! - What did you just do?"
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"I don't know."
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"But it was cool."
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"The boss ain't gonna like this! I'll be back. And I won't be alone!"
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"I think I know why Joan's the boss."
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"I'm like a superhero or something."
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"The boys wanna taste blood, boss. They wanna break down the door."
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"The boys are barbarians."
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"There's no need to do that. The humans will turn on him soon enough."
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"If they don't, we'll burn the place to the ground."
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"- OK. I've got a plan. - I'm all ears."
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"So, you go via the sewers to the hospital. Randy and I'll give the monsters a fight."
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"Right."
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"I'm not leaving the shop. I have to protect the cash register and do some spells."
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"All right. You work on that, then. We need to go. Ready, Randy?"
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"- Ready, Joan. - Son?"
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"Come here. Please."
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"- Right. - Good, then."
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