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Clips from Peep Show - Sophie's Parents (S04E04)

"the gold standard of sugar bowls, I say milk them till they're dry."
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"I just think if our relationship were a sugar bowl, it would be this one."
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"'and I've got stupid fashionable hair all over my face.'"
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"'Hopefully I won't even get married."
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"'lf I do, eventually it'll get chipped or broken."
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"No, no need for new stuff."
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"I've got three pairs of trousers,"
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"Chairman Mao, isn't it?"
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"It's not a competition, Soph."
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"Oh, these are nice. Try these on."
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"This is just a zip. There's no pocket to this zip."
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"'Let's just put a zip here, a swastika there, why not?"
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"But what's Blair going to do?"
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"Hi, Jez, Super Hans."
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"- Hey, man. - All right?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You're wear... Why are you wearing that?"
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"Take it off, take it off right now."
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"We'll talk about why after you've taken it off."
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"- Are you embarrassed that we're... - No, not that. Just... we're clashing."
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"We're not, we're matching. That's the opposite of clashing."
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"No, it's new. I'm wearing it in."
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"Fine. If you're taking this down to the wire, fine."
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"I blink, you win, OK?"
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"Jesus."
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"Sorry, but we'd better get going."
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"but I've got loads of really important stuff to do this weekend."
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"She really wants you to come."
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"You're sort of part of the family now."
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"You know how I get after the pub, like when I ordered the Abdominiser."
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"Besides, she's good for me, Jez,"
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"she's dragging me into the 21st century, with its meaningless logos"
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"and ironic veneration of tyrants."
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"It's all good, my friend. It's all good."
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"(Mark) 'Got to make a good impression, hit my key features."
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"'I'm dependable, but not afraid of the occasional premium lager.'"
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"- Mummy! - Hello, darling."
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"- Hi, Daddy. - Hello, sweetheart."
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"So, welcome to the Chapman homestead."
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"- Great to meet you. - The feeling's mutual."
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"You look different from your photo. Is the beard new?"
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"I thought it gave him a bit of edge. Thinking of cropping the hair, too."
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"Makes you look handsome, like a policeman."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Relax, Mark, they like you."
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"'Of course, she would say that.'"
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"How do you think it's going, Jez?"
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"Pretty good, seven out of ten. Just keep hitting those key features."
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"Cool."
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"'He's like a wedding burger, and they're the buns.'"
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"Your track. "This is outrageous" -"
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"Oh, right, that. Shit."
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"Have you ever been to the Big Chill?"
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"Er, no."
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"Yeah, I went the year before last."
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"But it was a bit much. I took four cans with me,"
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"and he said he was from security, but I don't think he really was."
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"'Great, I'm at the children's table. I'm with the kids."
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"'I'm the rubber toy brought for the weirdo to chew on.'"
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"Everybody behind me, keep your guns low."
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"'It's OK, it's perfectly normal, it's the country, it's what farmers do."
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"'because of the EU, themselves.'"
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"They were all a bunch of fakers."
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"Still got the bag from the freshers fair, though."
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"Mm-hmm. Jamie, where's your gun?"
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"Jamie doesn't shoot."
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"Oh, do you not believe in..."
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"- I'm not allowed. - 'Don't ask why. Don't ask, don't tell.'"
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"(Jez) 'No, of course he's not allowed. He's Mark Chapman in the making,"
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"So, I'm Jamie's bum boy? Is that it?"
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"I'm the fluffer. I'm going home, Mark."
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"Please, I need to make a good impression."
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"Of course I'm not."
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"OK, here we go. Remember, tight against the shoulder."
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"I got it. I got one, I got one!"
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"- Oh. Is that not... - No, you've got to finish it off."
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"Oh. Right."
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"No, don't shoot it. God!"
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"What? Shall I..."
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"Its neck?"
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"Yes, it's suffering."
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"'This is the ultimate good impression test."
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"'or discuss spark plugs or prove I love his daughter.'"
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"Be careful you don't..."
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"Oh, Mark. You've pulled its bloody head off."
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"There's blood all over me."
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"Teas, coffees for the huntsmen."
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"No teas for the Beastmaster, thanks. He feasts on the blood of his prey."
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"There you go."
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"It's got a bit of a head on, but I'm sure you'll see to that in a hurry."
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"OK, well I'll leave you two together."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"if you and I had an evening together."
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"Oh, great, a whole evening."
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"I'm taking Jamie to Guildford. There's this gig in a pub,"
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"'I have very little to say to my closest friends."
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"'What the hell am I going to say to a fully grown man for a whole night? '"
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"You're the man who's going to marry my Sophie?"
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"And you love her?"
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"after 30 years, well..."
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"Right. Yeah, that's good advice."
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"'Oh, God, here we go. He's got no-one else to talk to"
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"'but sheep and trees. This is what happens"
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"Because the physical stuff, that goes, inevitably."
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"That all goes."
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"Well, that's good, cos me and Soph,"
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"'to get pregnant by almost anyone, so long as it happens this year.'"
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"Hello."
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"Jez, I'm delighted about you and Jamie. He hasn't had a proper friend since he was 13."
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"Oh, right, yeah."
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"I mean, we only watched the Lion King and his Fatboy Slim DVD."
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"Listen, I've been thinking,"
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"Maybe you could have her old Golf."
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"You could come and see us and Jamie."
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"Right."
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"Well, brilliant."
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"Just some Blair resignation jam."
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"I theme my jams, it makes them more fun."
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"Cool, very cool."
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"Yep."
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