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Clips from Friends - The One the Morning After (S03E03)

"I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine."
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"So then you know."
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"The mailman was here, so I brought your mail."
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"- Oh, good. Thanks. - Now, what is Fabutech?"
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"I saw this infomercial, and, um, I swear I have never..."
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"...bought anything on TV before."
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"Except for this mop."
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"But there was this stuff on leg-waxing, it looked amazing."
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"- Waxine! - Yes! Have you seen it?"
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"I know!"
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"God! Do you think it really doesn't hurt? How can they do that?"
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"Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the rain forest?"
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"They have the best stuff in there."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone to make up with Rachel."
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"Which is probably what you should have done, huh? Heh."
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"You think?"
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"God, I'm in hell. I mean, what am I gonna do?"
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"Rachel's all "I love you," and all I can think about..."
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"First, we should address the more important question..."
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"...how dumb are you?"
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"What? Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right?"
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"How am I supposed to do that without being honest?"
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"I'm on board about the total-honesty thing. I am."
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"Just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble."
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"He's right. Nobody benefits, and you'll just hurt her."
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"And there won't be a relationship left to rebuild."
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"Don't you think...?"
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"If you have to tell her, at least wait till the timing's right."
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"And that's what deathbeds are for."
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"Okay. Now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way."
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"Did you think about the trail?"
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"What trail?"
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"From the woman you did it with..."
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"...to the woman you hope never finds out you did it!"
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"Always think about the trail!"
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"I don't think there's any trail."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Isaac's sister is Jasmine, who works at the massage place with Phoebe."
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"Phoebe is Rachel's friend, and that's the trail! I did it!"
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"PHOEBE: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg...""
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"- Did that! - Okay."
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""Grasp the linen strip by its tab..."
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"...and pull it off in one quick..."
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"...pain-free motion." - Okay."
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"[CRYING]"
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"My God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax.""
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"The girls on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad."
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"Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid."
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"But, you know, if you don't believe me, please be my guest."
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"Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my God!"
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"Now are you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?"
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"Chloe, hi."
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"- You took my watch? - I'm sorry. I do that."
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"You keep it. Listen, did you tell anyone about us?"
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"Oh, no. I feel like it really isn't anybody's business."
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"Exactly. So you didn't mention anything to Isaac?"
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"- Oh, I tell Isaac everything. - You do? Of course you do."
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"You dog!"
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"Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But see, I happen to have a girlfriend."
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"Right. Rachel from the coffee place."
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"That's the one. Listen, I don't want to hurt her."
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"Oh, hey, man, I know. It doesn't matter how much we love them."
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"Monogamy is too cruel a rule."
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"Oh, no problem. We gotta look out for each other."
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"We're the same, you and me."
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"Actually, no, we're not. Heh."
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"Yeah, we are."
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"No, we're not."
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"Yeah, we are."
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"- Okay, we're not. - Right."
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"But we are."
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"Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister."
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"I can promise not to tell her again."
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"- Jasmine? - Uh-huh."
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"You did a bad thing!"
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"- Very bad. - Very, very bad!"
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"I'm agreeing with you."
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"Listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?"
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"- No. - Okay. Jasmine."
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"Please. Please don't."
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"I love my girlfriend very much and I want to work it out with her."
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"All right."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Who's your roommate?"
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"ROSS: Gunther! Gunther!"
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"Was I not supposed to?"
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"- Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ow!"
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"PHOEBE: We're all right. - It's okay. It's okay."
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"- Ooh! We were just waxing our legs. - Off?"
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"For your information, this is a pain like no man will ever experience."
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"You can't make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area..."
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"...that God only meant to be treated nicely."
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"Women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that's all."
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"I mean, come on, it's just a little wax. Heh."
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"Oh, yeah? Come here."
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"Oh, that's mature."
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"- So now I just pull it off? - Uh-huh."
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"[WHIMPERS]"
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"RACHEL: I can't look at you right now. - What?"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?"
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"Whe...? Where did he put it?"
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"I knew something was wrong because my nails didn't grow at all yesterday."
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"You guys knew about this and didn't tell us?"
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"- I want you to leave! Get out! Now! - No! No!"
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"I want to stay and talk about this."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- What? - Was she good?"
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"Don't answer that."
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"You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk. How was she?"
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"- She was... - Awful."
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"JOEY: Ooh. CHANDLER: Uh-oh."
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"Good different?"
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"Nobody likes change."
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"Should we do something?"
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"...and this morning I was upset..."
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"...and then I got your message, and I was so happy."
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"And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment..."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute."
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