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Clips from Friends - The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends (S03E03)

"Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children, and I still do."
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"- Do you have any ice? - Check the freezer."
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"Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day, though."
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"I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie. She ordered a ton. How was your day?"
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"I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue."
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"Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?"
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"Well, safer."
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"That's a classic. What's so great about The Shining?"
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"The question should be, Rach, what is not so great about The Shining?"
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"- All right, you got it. - All right."
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"Now, Rach, these little women."
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"Chandler, Ross, this is Robert."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"You have lipstick right here."
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"Well, I'm from California."
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"Anybody want anything?"
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"- I'll have coffee. - Me too."
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"Make that three."
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"What is the matter with you? What's going on?"
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"Robert's coming out."
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"He's coming out of his shorts."
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"The man is showing brain."
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"Are you sure? Hold on."
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"I'm sorry, you guys. That was a coffee and a..."
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"- What do we do? What do we do? - Well, I suppose we just..."
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"You say, "Thank you very much." And then you buy me something pretty."
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"Come on, we're gonna put our hands in this bowl..."
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"...and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes."
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"This feels very weird."
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"Sure, I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them."
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"- Gotta keep squishing. - The tomatoes are squishing."
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"I'll just throw them out."
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"These little women!"
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"You're liking it?"
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"Oh, yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript."
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"Jo's a girl. It's short for Josephine."
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"But Jo's got a crush on Laurie."
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"Because that is the one thing missing from The Shining."
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"No, actually, Laurie's a boy."
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"How'd the basketball go?"
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"So is there a phone here I check my messages?"
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"Hello!"
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"Hi, I'm Joey. We haven't met."
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"What?"
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"What? You guys, what is going on?"
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"Why are you laughing?"
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"Calm down. There's no reason to get testy."
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"- You guys! Come on! - We're sorry."
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"We're sorry. It just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area..."
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"Robert, could you pass me those cookies?"
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"Sure."
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"Really? Good. So you owe me three pretty things."
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"Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about you too."
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"Yeah, I do think it's better this way."
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"Yes, I'm sure."
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"You really sure?"
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"Do you want me to cancel it?"
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"No, because if you did, that means you'd be canceling for me."
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"...because my mother's trying to set me up with some lawyer."
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"So who's this lawyer?"
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"- Ready to go to the batting cage? - Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift."
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"Those are the greatest things in the world!"
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"If I were you, I'd wear them every day, every day!"
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"But, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hey."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"Danny just went into room 217."
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"No! Come on, you're gonna ruin it!"
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"Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?"
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"All blank and no blank makes blank a blank-blank."
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"No, the end! When Jack almost kills them all with that blank..."
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"Joey, I can't believe you just did that."
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"I can't believe she cracked your code."
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"All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad."
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"Beth... Beth dies?"
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"Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?"
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"No, Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?"
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"- What? - Joey's asking if you've ruined..."
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"...the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson."
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"No. She doesn't die."
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"Because I wanted to hurt you."
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"Sorry. I'm sorry."
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"You would not believe my day."
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"I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off..."
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"...I lost one of my fake boobs in a grill fire."
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"Robert's gonna be here any second, so could one of you just tell him?"
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"He's right. Even if it's to say something complimentary."
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"It's a curiette mariah."
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"Captain Kirk's unsolvable problem..."
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"Kobayashi Maru."
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"What's a curiette mariah?"
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"So you ready for the gym?"
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"They got this new rock-climbing wall. We can spot each other."
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"Okay, listen, Robert..."
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"- I think you're really, really great. - Oh, God. Here we go again."
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"Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there?"
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"Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."
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"It's got rooms and walls and ceilings."
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"I just wanted to see where you live. Give me the tour."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"That's real pretty. Wait a minute. Don't I get to see the bedroom?"
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"The bedroom. Well, it's pretty much your typical..."
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"...bedroom."
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"We're still on this side of the door. But I didn't get to see it."
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"Oh, shoot. Maybe next time."
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"So who is she?"
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"That was the blind date that I told you about."
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"She called and switched it from Tuesday."
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"Did you like her?"
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"Okay, you know what? I'm not fine. I'm not."
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"I mean, how could I be fine? Hearing you come in with her."
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"You know what?"
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"What if we're friends..."
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"...who don't see other people?"
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"I mean, this has been the most amazing week."
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"Would it be so terrible?"
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"Even if we were friends who lived together?"
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"Or maybe someday, friends who stood up in front of their other friends..."
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"...and vowed to be friends forever."
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