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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Horse Rider-er (S06E06)

I mean, my imaginary horse, Jericho's, great, of course,

"I mean, my imaginary horse, Jericho's, great, of course,"

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but I'm ready for the real thing.

"but I'm ready for the real thing."

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It's the week-long Hoof Dreams Horse Camp in Montana.

"It's the week-long Hoof Dreams Horse Camp in Montana."

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where a Native American gives you

"where a Native American gives you"

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their diary entries out loud?

"their diary entries out loud?"

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Oh. Did you guys hear that?

"Oh. Did you guys hear that?"

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The ham convention in Orlando.

"The ham convention in Orlando."

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Why the long face?

"Why the long face?"

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but besides that I'm good.

"but besides that I'm good."

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Here. Move over.

"Here. Move over."

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I can't go anymore.

"I can't go anymore."

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You were wild.

"You were wild."

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I'm wild. ‭They're so good.

"I'm wild. ‭They're so good."

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Oh, my God, I'm doing it.

"Oh, my God, I'm doing it."

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Yay!

"Yay!"

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We got to get this girl to horse camp.

"We got to get this girl to horse camp."

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So, yeah, just sell this stuff.

"So, yeah, just sell this stuff."

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Plus, no offense, but I don't think

"Plus, no offense, but I don't think"

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it would cover the cost.

"it would cover the cost."

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We need fries.

"We need fries."

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not Bob's Burgers and Fries.

"not Bob's Burgers and Fries."

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Yeah, just 'cause fries are salty and delicious

"Yeah, just 'cause fries are salty and delicious"

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has ever eaten a burger without them,

"has ever eaten a burger without them,"

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Come on, Bobby, please?

"Come on, Bobby, please?"

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For Tina?

"For Tina?"

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Thanks for including me.

"Thanks for including me."

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Let me just clean them real quick. ‭Oh, my God.

"Let me just clean them real quick. ‭Oh, my God."

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"You're going to..."

""You're going to...""

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Now, it's not the Montana one, sweetie,

"Now, it's not the Montana one, sweetie,"

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Did you... did you hear that, Tina?

"Did you... did you hear that, Tina?"

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What? What she's saying? What was that?

"What? What she's saying? What was that?"

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Well, Jericho, this is it.

"Well, Jericho, this is it."

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I'm finally going to get to ride a real horse.

"I'm finally going to get to ride a real horse."

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I really treasure the time we've had together.

"I really treasure the time we've had together."

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Oh, I just assume

"Oh, I just assume"

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What? Why would you assume that?

"What? Why would you assume that?"

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Because you're an imaginary horse,

"Because you're an imaginary horse,"

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and I'm about to ride a real horse, and I just...

"and I'm about to ride a real horse, and I just..."

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You're the... you're the imaginary one.

"You're the... you're the imaginary one."

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Not me. You are!

"Not me. You are!"

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Don't start that again.

"Don't start that again."

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But I'm real! I'm real! I'm real!

"But I'm real! I'm real! I'm real!"

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Hey, hey.

"Hey, hey."

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There, there, there, there, there.

"There, there, there, there, there."

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I-I got to go. It's okay.

"I-I got to go. It's okay."

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I'll pick you up at 4:00, honey.

"I'll pick you up at 4:00, honey."

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Tammy, Jocelyn.

"Tammy, Jocelyn."

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finally going to camp.

"finally going to camp."

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Poor, no-camp Gene and Louise.

"Poor, no-camp Gene and Louise."

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There you go, Teddy.

"There you go, Teddy."

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Great. Where are the fries?

"Great. Where are the fries?"

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Right. Right.

"Right. Right."

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Tina's horse camp. I get it.

"Tina's horse camp. I get it."

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We all got to make sacrifices,

"We all got to make sacrifices,"

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like the taste of those crispy fries in my mouth,

"like the taste of those crispy fries in my mouth,"

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I hope she's having a real good time, Bob!

"I hope she's having a real good time, Bob!"

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All right, Teddy. Calm down.

"All right, Teddy. Calm down."

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Don't worry, Bob. I got it all worked out.

"Don't worry, Bob. I got it all worked out."

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Gene, Louise, listen up.

"Gene, Louise, listen up."

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Tina's not the only one going to camp.

"Tina's not the only one going to camp."

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Restaurant Camp.

"Restaurant Camp."

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Uh, Gene, private meeting. ‭Where?

"Uh, Gene, private meeting. ‭Where?"

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we should do it, 'cause maybe it'll

"we should do it, 'cause maybe it'll"

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It's not work when you love what you do,

"It's not work when you love what you do,"

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which we don't, so yeah.

"which we don't, so yeah."

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Lin, behind the menu, now. What, what?

"Lin, behind the menu, now. What, what?"

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But this is Restaurant Camp.

"But this is Restaurant Camp."

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We're in. Sorry Dad.

"We're in. Sorry Dad."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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I'm contractually obligated to say that.

"I'm contractually obligated to say that."

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If it's a reference, I don't recognize it.

"If it's a reference, I don't recognize it."

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Wait, what did you say?

"Wait, what did you say?"

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My imaginary horse.

"My imaginary horse."

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Don't you... all... have... one?

"Don't you... all... have... one?"

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And our first activity

"And our first activity"

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We're going to make God's eyes

"We're going to make God's eyes"

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out of everyday restaurant straws.

"out of everyday restaurant straws."

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Now, it's very simple, I'm assuming.

"Now, it's very simple, I'm assuming."

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Hmm. All right.

"Hmm. All right."

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Where's his head?

"Where's his head?"

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This one completely clashes with my outfit.

"This one completely clashes with my outfit."

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I'm thinking you'll be able to handle

"I'm thinking you'll be able to handle"

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Why is he called Pl...

"Why is he called Pl..."

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Okay. That makes sense.

"Okay. That makes sense."

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Knock-knock.

"Knock-knock."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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but don't you think the camp is a little in the way?

"but don't you think the camp is a little in the way?"

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Besides, look how much fun the kids are having.

"Besides, look how much fun the kids are having."

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Uh-huh, uh, yeah.

"Uh-huh, uh, yeah."

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So, how long is camp?

"So, how long is camp?"

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Great, hey, kids, have fun.

"Great, hey, kids, have fun."

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Now, time to mount.

"Now, time to mount."

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‭Oh.

"‭Oh."

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Squeeze with your heels.

"Squeeze with your heels."

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Okay, officially riding.

"Okay, officially riding."

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He's trying to scrape you off.

"He's trying to scrape you off."

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this was fencing camp.

"this was fencing camp."

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Ow, I'm okay.

"Ow, I'm okay."

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Our counselor wears short shorts!

"Our counselor wears short shorts!"

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Good, really good. Great!

"Good, really good. Great!"

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and bit my hair, and peed all over my backpack,

"and bit my hair, and peed all over my backpack,"

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Tina, that's horrible.

"Tina, that's horrible."

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Tina, you know, you could always...

"Tina, you know, you could always..."

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Do anything and everything to win Plops over?

"Do anything and everything to win Plops over?"

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There's no quit in horse.

"There's no quit in horse."

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but if you quit tomorrow, we don't.

"but if you quit tomorrow, we don't."

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Okay, I think I'm done with dinner, so I'll just

"Okay, I think I'm done with dinner, so I'll just"

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Look what your best friend Tina has.

"Look what your best friend Tina has."

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A framed picture of me, huh.

"A framed picture of me, huh."

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Let me just...

"Let me just..."

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You see, Apron Face used to go to this camp,

"You see, Apron Face used to go to this camp,"

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and now he haunts this place.

"and now he haunts this place."

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So, one night, he took his revenge.

"So, one night, he took his revenge."

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I just got to step out for a minute.

"I just got to step out for a minute."

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it would go everything in the world...

"it would go everything in the world..."

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The visual was helpful, thank you.

"The visual was helpful, thank you."

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Are we not doing s'mores?

"Are we not doing s'mores?"

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See you this afternoon for your riding exhibition.

"See you this afternoon for your riding exhibition."

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Look at us, Plops, having a nice, pleasant trail ride.

"Look at us, Plops, having a nice, pleasant trail ride."

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Everybody still back there?

"Everybody still back there?"

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