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Clips from GLOW - Maybe It's All the Disco (S01E01)

"Please."
GLOW
"Since when do you cook?"
GLOW
"Since my wife left me."
GLOW
"[Ruth] Whoa."
GLOW
"[Sam] Good, right? Used to be a porno theater."
GLOW
"Well, it must've been the golden age of whacking off."
GLOW
"Actually, Mayan."
GLOW
"Did the movement involve blood sacrifice?"
GLOW
"- Your girlfriend is quite the comedian. - We're not..."
GLOW
"Take your time."
GLOW
"[Sam sighs]"
GLOW
"[Ruth] I mean, the place looked great in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom."
GLOW
"What's the matter with you?"
GLOW
"I guess it's just... not what I pictured."
GLOW
"Fine. Tell me what you're picturing."
GLOW
"All right. So, we're gonna put the ring..."
GLOW
"right here."
GLOW
"We're gonna get rid of the stage. We'll bring in folding chairs, right?"
GLOW
"so we're gonna put a stationary camera up there,"
GLOW
"maybe a camera on a jib, moving around. Right?"
GLOW
"I mean, this could either feel dinky or it could feel epic,"
GLOW
"so, let's go big, let's make it visceral,"
GLOW
"so, I can get in with the handheld,"
GLOW
"so, we can feel the struggle, the drama, the victory, the defeat."
GLOW
"Well, what do you think? Honestly."
GLOW
"I think... honestly..."
GLOW
"it's perfect."
GLOW
"[sighs]"
GLOW
"No. I just... don't really wanna face the rest of my day."
GLOW
"Guess there's no point in putting it off."
GLOW
"Now's as good a time as any, right?"
GLOW
"Don't be mean, okay?"
GLOW
"- I'll try. - Hey."
GLOW
"- Hi. - [Sam] Hey, get in, let's take a drive."
GLOW
"[Melrose] ♪ Tampons, tampons Looking for some cooter plugs ♪"
GLOW
"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
GLOW
"Oh, man, it's a... It's a super-plus day over here."
GLOW
"[Ruth chuckles]"
GLOW
"Oh, I'm just... I'm just looking around for a birthday present for Sheila."
GLOW
"Deodorant. Flea collar, maybe."
GLOW
"He knew he popped out near the end of the dry season"
GLOW
"I don't know. Nobody really knows."
GLOW
"- Can't remember. - Oh, hey."
GLOW
"That's so nice. Has Sheila seen it?"
GLOW
"We don't know where she is. But we'll find her."
GLOW
"- Ha, ha. - Yeah, sounds good."
GLOW
"- Who blew up this balloon? - I did."
GLOW
"This balloon is barely inflated."
GLOW
"It'd be cute, balloons of different sizes."
GLOW
"[Jenny] It looks like we made no effort."
GLOW
"Is that the birthday you would want?"
GLOW
"- [Stacey] I'm gonna redo it. - [Jenny] You don't give a shit."
GLOW
"[sighs]"
GLOW
"[Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" playing]"
GLOW
"♪ Um bu bu bum dade ♪"
GLOW
"♪ Pressure pushing down on me ♪"
GLOW
"♪ It's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪"
GLOW
"Oh, hey. Everyone's looking for you."
GLOW
"I know. That's why I was in the woods."
GLOW
"The woods? In the Valley?"
GLOW
"It's more like a junkyard. With shrubbery."
GLOW
"[stammers]"
GLOW
"I've never seen Jenny this determined about anything. It's a..."
GLOW
"[toilet flushing]"
GLOW
"[Sheila] She's like those perfume people at the mall."
GLOW
"[knocking on door]"
GLOW
"- [Jenny] Sheila, we know you're in there. - [Sheila] Oh, shit. They found me."
GLOW
"[knocking on door]"
GLOW
"[Sheila] No. Stop it. You're gonna knock the door down."
GLOW
"[Jenny] Sheila, you can't not celebrate your birthday."
GLOW
"- This is America, it's what we do here. - [Sheila] Oh."
GLOW
"[Jenny] Being a wolf is not an excuse."
GLOW
"Where's Ruth? Is she in here?"
GLOW
"[knocking]"
GLOW
"Ruth, can you please tell Sheila that she has to come out"
GLOW
"and celebrate with us tonight? We're all going."
GLOW
"Uh... Yeah, Sheila, you should go. It'll be fun."
GLOW
"- We're all going, right? - [Stacey] Yeah!"
GLOW
"[Jenny] Ruth, you're coming, right?"
GLOW
"- [Arthie] Ruth? - [Jenny] Ruth?"
GLOW
"Okay. Great, well, we'll caravan. Can you bring socks for Sheila?"
GLOW
"Party. Party."
GLOW
"[Stacey] Today's your birthday..."
GLOW
"birthday, birthday."
GLOW
"[women chattering and laughing]"
GLOW
"- You're really coming, right? - I'm right behind you."
GLOW
"[door closes]"
GLOW
"It's like a murder scene in there."
GLOW
"Uh..."
GLOW
"It's all right. I'll just dock you for the sheets out of your paycheck."
GLOW
"I can't tell when you're joking and when you're just being mean."
GLOW
"I know. I can't either sometimes."
GLOW
"Oh."
GLOW
"- Fantastic. - Fantastic?"
GLOW
"Yeah, I know you were just fucking me because you wanted things,"
GLOW
"I've been around this block before."
GLOW
"I wasn't shagging you because I wanted something."
GLOW
"- Really? - I mean, I wanted a horse,"
GLOW
"but that's not why I was shagging you."
GLOW
"This was supposed to be fun,"
GLOW
"but you're so bloody paranoid all the time."
GLOW
"Who told you that?"
GLOW
"When I saw your dating video, you know, I just fancied you."
GLOW
"I thought you were sweet. You're smart and funny."
GLOW
"- Okay, so why can't we just reset? - I'm not a fancy robot, Sam."
GLOW
"You can't just reboot me."
GLOW
"Look, I don't know what to say."
GLOW
"All right? I have a shitty history with women."
GLOW
"I... We can go over it if you want. Does that sound fun?"
GLOW
"Oh, come on. Who gives a shit?"
GLOW
"I mean, look, I'll go with you. We'll get a cake, it'll be a date."
GLOW
"It'll be... It'll be fun."
GLOW
"I just had period sex with you."
GLOW
"Sometimes you have to trick yourself into having a good time."
GLOW
"and then maybe you will."
GLOW
"That's what I'm gonna do."
GLOW
"I don't trust shoes that move."
GLOW
"♪ There ain't no telling Who you might meet ♪"
GLOW
"Whoo! Don't be scared."
GLOW
"Wow."
GLOW
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