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Clips from The Office - The Farm (S09E09)

"- You have a brother? - Mm-hmm."
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"I didn't really see a better parking spot."
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"Oh!"
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"Look what I did. [Chuckles]"
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"[Car door slams]"
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"It's a rental."
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"- You wanna go in? - No, you do!"
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"You wanna go in? You wanna go in?"
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"- I'll put you in there. - Okay, I'll put you--"
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"- Here we go. - Oh!"
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"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"- Oh, gosh. - Hey, moonface."
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"Nice to see those shiny little Chinese eyes of yours."
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"Who's this guy?"
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"- Bad. - Hi, all!"
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"Why are you here, Todd?"
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"Okay, let's get right to it, I guess."
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"My name is Todd Packer, and I am in recovery."
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"I'm working the steps."
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"I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous,"
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"step nine of Narcotics Anonymous."
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"I've been hard to deal with over the past years."
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"Kind of a jerk. I know it."
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"I don't need you to accept my apology,"
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"but I'd love it if you did."
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"[All protesting]"
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"Actually, they have a specific way I need to do this,"
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"and I have to go through examples of stuff."
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"Okay, uh, where to begin?"
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"Hey..."
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"Pam-Pam and her pam-pams."
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"Well, I have said some crude things about those."
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"But they are beautiful,"
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"and I guess that's why I acted out."
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"Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you"
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"and personified your breasts."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I have not been nice to you."
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"Phylly,"
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"I'm sorry for the things I said about your size"
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"to your face, behind your back,"
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"and in the form of drawings."
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"Actually, that goes to all you double XLs."
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"Stanley, Kevin..."
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"this kid in a few years."
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"Todd, you're just saying insults"
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"in the form of an apology."
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"Why can't I just be nice?"
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"Truth is I really like you guys. I really do."
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"Okay, the apology's just half of it."
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"The big thing is making amends,"
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"and that's why I brought these."
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"I went out to the Steamtown mall,"
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"and I got you all cupcakes from that place Nipples."
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"Think it's called Nibbles."
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"Ha. The mind sees what it wants to, huh?"
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"Ohh..."
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"there you go."
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"Hey, hey, guys. Wait."
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"Before we accept these cupcakes,"
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"I think we need to have a conversation privately in the conference room."
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"Don't eat the cupcake."
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"We are here today"
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"to join this woman on the ground..."
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"Man is born of woman,"
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"and his life is full of turmoil."
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"[Laughs]"
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"It's crap soil. Nothing's gonna grow here."
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"It doesn't matter. It's a cemetery."
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"Yeah, well, I'm saying it's garbage soil, that's all."
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"Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies."
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"Well, thank God they're not,"
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"because we don't wanna make zombies."
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"You won't get any."
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"Would the family care to say something?"
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"You had black hair and then gray hair."
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"You were the aunt to my cousins."
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"Most of your life, you were 5'4"."
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"At the end, you were 5'1"."
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"You were late, so... what am I supposed to do?"
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"- Hi, Fanny. - Hey."
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"- How are you? - Who is that?"
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"- Dwight's sister. - Dwight has a sister?"
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"She's beautiful."
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"Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years."
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"Wha-- what is this-- oh, God."
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"[Inaudible] What'd he--"
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"- Henry. - Dwight."
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"I see Esther's back in town."
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"Hi, Dwight."
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"Hi, Esther. Nice of you to come today."
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"I need yarn."
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"Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion,"
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"why use two motions to slaughter those chickens?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Anyone mention her height? - Yep."
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"Land size?"
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"Shirley, at 1,600 acres,"
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"you have the largest farm in the area,"
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"sharing borders with six other farms"
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"including my own farm and your nephew Dwight's."
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"Okay."
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"So... let's get it going."
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"Would you want to do the honors?"
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"you know, I-I don't think we have to do this."
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"We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor"
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"to tell us who's alive and who's dead."
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"But there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers."
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"And when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks"
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"on the inside of some of the coffins,"
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"That's it for me."
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"I don't think we should eat Packer's cupcakes."
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"We can't give him the satisfaction."
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"Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes"
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"so they're dense but they're also really fluffy."
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"He was awful to us."
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"And he still is."
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