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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body (S02E02)

"Man: COME IN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH, MR. LUXURY YACHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DO SIT DOWN, PLEASE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH, NO, NO."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MY NAME IS SPELLED "LUXURY YACHT""
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
""THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE.""
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH, WELL, DO SIT DOWN, THEN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UM..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SEE, AND WHICH PARTICULAR FEATURE OF YOUR ANATOMY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS CAUSING YOU DISTRESS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, WELL, FOR A LONG TIME NOW, IN FACT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EVEN WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I... YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I LEFT HOME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO CATCH A BUS OR TO CATCH A TRAIN..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND EVEN MY TENNIS HAS SUFFERED, ACTUALLY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, TO BE ABSOLUTELY BLUNT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, AND YOU WANT ME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO HACK A BIT OFF."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT IS A STARTLER, ISN'T IT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH, DO YOU MIND IF I, UH...?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHAT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, NO, NOTHING, THEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, I'LL JUST EXAMINE YOUR NOSE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. LUXURY YACHT, THIS, UM..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS NOSE OF YOURS IS FALSE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S MADE OF POLYSTYRENE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND YOUR OWN HOOTER'S A BEAUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'D STILL LIKE THE OPERATION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, YOU'VE HAD THE OPERATION, YOU STRANGE PERSON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"PLEASE DO AN OPERATION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT ONLY IF YOU'LL COME ON A CAMPING HOLIDAY WITH ME."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE ASKED ME! HE ASKED ME!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( lighthearted melody plays )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NEXT WEEK, WE'LL BE SHOWING YOU"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOW TO PICK UP AN ARCHITECT, HOW TO PULL A PRIME MINISTER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH A WHOLESALE POULTERER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ENTERTAIN US WITH A PRECISION DISPLAY OF BAD TEMPER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: ATTENTION!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL ( in unison ): MY GOODNESS ME!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I AM IN A BAD TEMPER TODAY!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL RIGHT, TWO, THREE, DAMN, DAMN, TWO, THREE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I AM VEXED AND RATTY, TWO, THREE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HOPPING MAD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND NEXT, THE MEN OF THE SECOND ARMOURED DIVISION REGALE US"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH THEIR FAMOUS CLOSE ORDER SWANNING ABOUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SQUAD... CAMP IT UP!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL: OOH, GET HER! WHOOPS!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, DUCKY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU COULDN'T AFFORD ME, DEAR, TWO, THREE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DON'T COME THE BRIGADIER BIT WITH US, DEAR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE ALL KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU MILITARY FAIRY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHOOPS, DON'T LOOK NOW, GIRLS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE MAJOR'S JUST MINCED IN WITH THAT DOLLY COLOR SERGEANT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TWO, THREE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OOH-HO!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND FINALLY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"plays )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOD, IF THEY DON'T STOP, I'LL KILL MYSELF."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( music continues )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SWEAR, I WILL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( music continues )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( gunshot )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: FOR THREE DA YSAND NIGHTS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE DISPLACED EYEBALL PLUMMETED EARTHWARD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UNTIL..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( clinks, then rattles )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( ding )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Woman: WHAT'S THIS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: KEEP LOW, KEEP DOWN, DON'T LAG BEHIND."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COME ON, EVERYBODY, THAT'S RIGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"KEEP CLOSE, THAT'S RIGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WATCH OUT FOR THE KILLER CARS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VROOM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR YEARS, THE CITY HAD BEEN PLAGUED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CERTAIN FANATICAL CARS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VROOM, VROOM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VROOM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THE DA YS OF THE KILLER CARS WERE NUMBERED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OFATOMICMUTATION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( thundering footsteps )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VROOM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VROOM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( thundering footsteps approaching )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( tires squeal )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: OH, THANK YOU!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU'VE SAVED OUR CITY!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUTAT WHAT COST?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( meowing and growling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( crowd cheers )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU'VE SAVED OUR CITY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( splat )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( train whistle blows )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS, THEN, IS THE STORY OF TWO OF THEM."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MORNING, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, WE'VE BOOKED ON YOUR FLIGHT FOR AMERICA."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ON THE PLANE-- OH, YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, WE DO THAT, ALL RIGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS IT REALLY 37 AND SIX?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TWENTY-FIVE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TWO QUID THE PAIR OF YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT WITH INSURANCE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY-- NO IDEA."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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