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Clips from Futurama - The Silence of the Clamps (S06E06)

"No, no."
Futurama
"The only thing he hates worse is witnesses."
Futurama
"And attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe."
Futurama
"How was the wedding, Bender?"
Futurama
"Says who? I didn't witness anything!"
Futurama
"In entertainment news, two-time Oscar pool winner, Calculon,"
Futurama
"was brutally clamped yesterday by an unknown assailant."
Futurama
"The mob did it."
Futurama
"I saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter."
Futurama
"I'm scared and great at sex."
Futurama
"Bender, you need to go to the police"
Futurama
"and tell them a tastefully edited version of what you just said."
Futurama
"What, and have the Mafia come after me, too?"
Futurama
"No way. This secret goes to my grave."
Futurama
"The Bureau is offering anyone with information"
Futurama
"about this gangland-style clamping a $50 reward."
Futurama
"Ooh! Ooh!"
Futurama
"And then Calculon said, "No, no. No!""
Futurama
"And then I ate some excellent meatballs."
Futurama
"Can I have my 50 bucks now?"
Futurama
"I enjoyed your story, especially the tasteful love scene,"
Futurama
"You'll have to testify in open court."
Futurama
"No, no."
Futurama
"No. No?"
Futurama
"All rise for the Honorable Judge 724."
Futurama
"Good day. I'd like to say I'm prepared to tolerate several,"
Futurama
"if not all forms of intimidation during this trial."
Futurama
"Prosecutor?"
Futurama
"Your Honor, the prosecution pecks for a mistrial on the grounds of jury tampering."
Futurama
"Motion denied."
Futurama
"Prosecutor, call your first witness."
Futurama
"The People call our star witness, Mr. X,"
Futurama
"whose appearance will be altered because he's in grave danger."
Futurama
"Bender, I've been looking for you."
Futurama
"Which cake do you like better for our wedding?"
Futurama
"Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!"
Futurama
"That was close."
Futurama
"Isn't it true, Mr. X,"
Futurama
"that you are slandering this innocent Mafioso"
Futurama
"to distract from your own felonious past,"
Futurama
"including a crime you made up yourself called "burgle-arson-arceny"?"
Futurama
"Besides, I'm not on trial here."
Futurama
"How do you plead?"
Futurama
"And then the Donbot said, "Sorry, Calculon,""
Futurama
"Wait, I'm not finished. "O!" Now I'm finished."
Futurama
"Your Honor, the prosecution roosts."
Futurama
"Have you reached a verdict?"
Futurama
"After a steamy 12-way deliberation,"
Futurama
"Calculon, who is that escorting you?"
Futurama
"Yes, who?"
Futurama
"My personal trainer,"
Futurama
"and he's trained me to say that my wounds were self-inflicted,"
Futurama
"We find the Donbot..."
Futurama
"Not guilty."
Futurama
"Honey, if you're marrying Bender,"
Futurama
"you might want to get a black dress for the wedding."
Futurama
"That's going to look hot."
Futurama
"Don't be scared, Bender."
Futurama
"We're putting you in the Witness Relocation Program."
Futurama
"You'll be given a new identity,"
Futurama
"So I gotta hide forever?"
Futurama
"No, just until the Robot Mafia finds and kills you."
Futurama
"Before I leave, I just want you to know"
Futurama
"Zoidberg, I know it seems like I can't stand you."
Futurama
"Leela, you'll have to watch out for Fry now."
Futurama
"I wish I could go with you, pal."
Futurama
"Uh-huh?"
Futurama
"and cozy up to this Fry, his best friend."
Futurama
"Yeah, and then I'll introduce him to my best friend,"
Futurama
"clamp number one!"
Futurama
"No, Clamps. No clamps."
Futurama
"Sooner or later, Bender will contact Fry"
Futurama
"as relocated-squealers always do."
Futurama
"Francis... Francis?"
Futurama
"I'll clamp you with the Francis!"
Futurama
"Hey there, slick, I'm here about the job."
Futurama
"We'll begin the interviews shortly."
Futurama
"We'll start with Andrew."
Futurama
"Yeah, they all kind of broke."
Futurama
"Everyone, this is Francis."
Futurama
"Hello. Cute name."
Futurama
"Yeah, I do it all."
Futurama
"Clamping, crimping, occasional snipping."
Futurama
"Snipping?"
Futurama
"Looks like you may be out of a job, Zoidberg."
Futurama
"That's all good fun,"
Futurama
"Francis, would you do the honors?"
Futurama
"Yeesh. That guy can bite my shiny metal clamps."
Futurama
"You remind me of my old friend Bender."
Futurama
"Yeah? Where does he safely live?"
Futurama
"I don't know."
Futurama
"Hey, you want to come to my house and play?"
Futurama
"Yeah, sounds like freakin' fun."
Futurama
"but snipping is the only reason"
Futurama
"Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers."
Futurama
"Squeezers? Squeezers!"
Futurama
"They're clamps, you!"
Futurama
"Why do you think they call me..."
Futurama
"Francis, I have good news!"
Futurama
"It's time for your first delivery."
Futurama
"To the Moon!"
Futurama
"Fan-ing-tastic!"
Futurama
"Hot diggity!"
Futurama
"You fellers want to stick around for the hanging tomorrow?"
Futurama
"It's gonna be a doozy."
Futurama
"I sure do love hanging people."
Futurama
"Well, I best start cutting the nooses."
Futurama
"Francis!"
Futurama
"Nice job, Francis."
Futurama
"I like how you didn't get drunk and steal anyone's organs,"
Futurama
"like our old robot."
Futurama
"Bender?"
Futurama
"Bender, it's me, Fry!"
Futurama
"Take care of him, but do it quietly."
Futurama
"Don't worry. We're in space, where no one can hear you clamp."
Futurama
"The Feds gave Bender a new identity as a Moon farmer."
Futurama
"He must be afraid to break character,"
Futurama
"Heh?"
Futurama
"Come on, let's go check on him."
Futurama
"Bender? Nope, don't recollect nobody by that name."
Futurama
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