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Clips from The Simpsons - Hardly Kirk-ing (S24E24)

"Pretty shapes tell me to kill everybody."
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"That's all you pay"
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"for screwing up a child for life?"
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"Uh, we'd like it in singles and nickels, please."
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"Terrific. Just need your signature."
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"I'm hungry now."
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"if we sit through a sales pitch."
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"Waldo, Waldo, Waldo."
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"We'll get those kids back."
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"Because we just bought them new shoes."
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"I wouldn't take her to?"
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"How many kids will jazz corrupt?"
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"Lap pool and fully-quipped gym with eucalyptus towels."
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"the 14 different apartment configurations."
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"The hacienda,"
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"That's how it works in this country."
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"If you try to leave,"
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"you'll find the doors are locked."
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"Well, before our dad signs any contracts,"
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"Oh, I hope it's that he's single."
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"I'm single."
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"I have a girl buddy on field trips."
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"You're a bit of a freak."
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"Just looking for a casual hookup?"
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"Ooh, I love how I don't exactly understand"
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"what you're saying."
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"It's... Wait a minute."
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"When I said you needed a software update,"
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"it was not a criticism."
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"We found what we're looking for."
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"Sure, they could be here. Who knows?"
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"Ooh, I love how your arms"
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"are too short and thin for your legs."
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"Milhouse?"
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"Your hair is growing back."
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"Oh, there's always a catch."
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"Is anyone here going to buy a condo?"
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"It's going to be yes, but don't rush me."
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"Who did you vote for"
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"No, no, no."
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"I'm really sorry, Dad,"
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"You mean that?"
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"I hope you remember that"
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"when I can't pay for your college."
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"Now, how would you like to go"
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"to your own parent-teacher interview"
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"Son, promise you will never look like me."
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"I sure hope not."
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"That's not a heart-warming thing to end on!"
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"♪ Here comes your man ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"at the checkout aisle at the grocery store."
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"Don't watch that DVD."
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"Look at me."
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"you could take them outside."
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"Just educational television."
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"Oh, I could slurp this soup forever."
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"Sorry, folks, she doesn't even work here."
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""Spot the hidden objects.""
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"Ah, ah."
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"You're right. I'm bored."
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"All right, let's just use a razor."
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"And finally the tie."
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"...of a man."
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"You know what's itchy and what's not."
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"could have been here to see my parents kiss."
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"Now, did you get Kirk's license?"
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"An adult-- he's buying it."
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"I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes,"
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"Yo, Bart."
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"but come out a man."
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"I know this is highly illegal,"
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"Oh, yeah, keep my tail"
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"right here in this jar."
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"You know, Mom, I was thinking"
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"The Jazz Hole is featuring a Dizzy Gillespie tribute band."
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"Hello, Lisa."
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"you might get past the bouncer at the jazz club,"
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"Marge, can I get a subscription to Highlights magazine?"
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"Can you find anything you like in this bed?"
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"And that's how you do it."
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"Young man, apologize to your sister."
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"Looks like you're entitled to the full rebate of $19.95."
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"But what if we can't afford not to buy it?"
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"Homer, Bart said the kids were going to the Van Houtens',"
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"Though, some days,"
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"You're the adult."
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"Yeah, for my Thomas the Tank Engines."
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"No. I'm sorry."
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"The kids?"
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"Tell me your secret."
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"Williamson."
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"while I see a movie?"
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"it will end in a hail of bullets."
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"Got them."
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"Wow, no TV for 24 hours?"
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"Oh."
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"Hey, Simpson, don't you have a lame dad of your own?"
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"Milhouse? Who's Milhouse?"
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"castle in the sky,"
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"I threw that away because studies show"
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"Have you seen Lisa and Maggie?"
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"Let's see how far we can take this."
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"♪ Here comes your man ♪"
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"Doctors Oz, Phil and Gupta."
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"you have the superpowers of a middle-aged man."
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"but you're not leaving this booth till you punch yes."
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"And worst of all, you cast my vote."
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"♪ Here comes your man"
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"Mom, I think Maggie misses TV."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"there was the massacre by Mstislov"
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"This so-called educational DVD may have even stunted"
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"But now that I know better,"
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"Welcome to Thieving Bear Chopper Hunt."
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