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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Retirement (S05E05)

"Ugh, just when we were rid of him?"
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"Are you hearing me, son?"
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"Jerry will come in once a week,"
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"and talk to him about anything he might do or say or fart."
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"- Welcome back, Jerry. - Thank you."
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"Classic new guy."
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"I'm sorry that I spent your day off with Jerry"
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"- instead of relaxing with you. - It's all right."
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"And after you fell asleep making Jerry's scrapbook,"
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"I went back to season one of Fringe"
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"I love my job."
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"But in the blink of an eye, I'm gonna be retiring,"
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"with you and a Secret Service detail."
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"but I want more than that."
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"I want what Jerry has."
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"I mean, we're always gonna work,"
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"but I think we need to fill this scrapbook too."
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"and talk about starting our family."
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"Yeah. That sounds perfect."
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"about his history with Gayle?"
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"and the KGB forced her to marry Jerry as a cover?"
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"You know, it's a mystery, Ben. Let it go."
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"Yeah, I can't. It keeps me awake at night."
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"Like, does she think Jerry is a friendly hat?"
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"I think you solved it."
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"Hey. I didn't find the article about you teaching"
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"I cannot wait for our day off."
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"I'm retiring."
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"As much as we want this to happen,"
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"So we ran all your tests, and everything looks great."
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"So my childhood illness--"
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"Would I be providing this sample... today?"
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"a Parks and Rec golf cart driving exam"
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"I stand by it."
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"Remember when we did both at the same time?"
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"This is a sad day."
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"without being a conflict of interest."
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"And you stay out here"
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"I made two pile files."
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"That we can achieve."
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"I'm gonna go in there and take a picture with Jerry."
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"Big guy? Check."
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"What do you mean?"
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"was being thrown out of a helicopter while handcuffed."
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"Some people say he's still alive"
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"- Okay, Jerry, let's go. - Ooh."
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"It says here that some men gain "sympathy weight""
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"- Oh, my God. - Hear, hear."
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"but I do like good cake. Delicious."
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"Come on in. Have breakfast with the family."
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"I--"
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"The most important thing for me and I think for you"
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"Do you want to make out?"
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"Yeah, I don't know, Ron."
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"Oh, it feels good just to be ba--"
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"you know, and flying off on Marine One"
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"Achievements are great,"
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"Hey, maybe Gayle has one of those"
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"Oh! There are pictures."
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"Excellent idea, Ann Perkins."
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"Right now?"
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""Jerry Gergich Memorial Conference Room."
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"It was all for nothing."
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"His dream? Really?"
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"Hey, while you were over at Jerry's,"
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"Good-bye."
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"I mean, look at his original entry paperwork."
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"- Yes. - Mm-hmm."
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"These pamphlets are fascinating."
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"I really do."
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"Probably would've got more stuff done"
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"This is so weird."
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"Pffft!"
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"Wait, what am I doing? I don't go with you."
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"Yes, we were."
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"of your time in the government."
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"I'm back to being a Jerry."
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"I'll have to use boiling hot milk."
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"What? Why didn't you tell us?"
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"One other question."
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"Should I think about you?"
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"Filo pilos? That's not right."
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"I believe Leslie said to organize these by year."
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"I know, but shouldn't we?"
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"and maybe take a picture."
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"Andy will never be the new Jerry."
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"It is."
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"when their partners get pregnant."
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"It was a rush job, so we didn't have time to change it."
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"We can just pretend it means retire in peace."
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"I'm not much of a speechmaker,"
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"This guy is the greatest breakfast chef in the world."
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"I've got a lot of love to give,"
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"He does have a business"
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"Well, half-grown."
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"Where am I?"
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"I would love to."
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"is that we have a child."
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"Maybe we should take a real day off"
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