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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Retirement (S05E05)

"He's retiring as a city hall employee"
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"after 41 years,"
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"and it was his dream to eat here."
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"- Still no. - It's okay, Leslie. Come on."
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"But thank you. Thank you for trying."
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"an executive meal and you're gonna get one."
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"Ben, just--okay."
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"I put my arm around nothing."
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"And then you Photoshop him in later, okay?"
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"Congratulations on your retirement."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"Sudoku is easy."
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"Is there even rules to this game?"
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"There's a natural successor to Jerry's sad, smelly crown."
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"Goofy? Check."
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"All I have to do is wait for a textbook Dwyer screw-up,"
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"which usually happens, mm, every 20 minutes."
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"Hey, if it isn't Filo Pilo."
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"Oh, real creative, Donna."
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"You expect that to catch on?"
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"Babe, the pen."
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"Look at Andy. There's ink all over him."
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"Awesome."
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"Hey, I'm like a giant squid."
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"- Hey, honey, I'm ink Dracula. - No, stop."
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"Squid Dracula is going to get you."
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"Barking up the wrong tree, Filo."
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"Nothing embarrasses him."
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"He's like a giant puppy with no shame."
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"What you need is some fresh meat in the office."
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"Or you guys could just stop making fun of me."
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"Yeah. No."
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"Okay, on to the next Jerry goal--"
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"meet Mayor Knudson."
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"Oh, yeah. He was the mayor at the time."
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"I've always wanted to meet him."
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"Well, today you're getting that chance."
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"So was he like"
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"and then he died from an overdose of pills."
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"But actually his real cause of death"
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"because they never found the body,"
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"but they never found the body because he exploded on impact."
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"- Sounds like a good dude. - Yeah."
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"I just wish I had a chance to meet him,"
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"you know, years ago before all the scandals and his death."
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"But this is nice too."
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"- Yeah. - Is it?"
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"Okay, go over there."
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"Let's meet Mayor Knudson."
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"I'll take your picture."
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"Butterflies."
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"Hello, Mr. Mayor."
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"First of all, I'm so sorry"
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"that those Serbian mobsters shoved you"
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"out of that helicopter."
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"You deserve better."
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"to spend with you, not with you and Jerry"
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"and a dead mayor."
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"Can we please just call it a day?"
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"No, we can't because in a few short years,"
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"we're gonna be visiting Jerry here,"
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"and he will have achieved nothing."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"- No. - Okay, then."
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"Ronfire of the vanities."
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"Filo Pilo."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Listen, now that Jerry's gone,"
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"we need to hire someone to pick up the slack."
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"A new person in the office?"
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"Not a person. An intern."
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"Interns cost nothing to the taxpayer."
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"And more importantly,"
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"they're usually stupid and terrible."
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"So they get no work done."
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"It's like a Jerry you don't have to pay."
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"Damn, son. That is one compelling argument."
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"Keep it up, Filo."
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"We may destroy this government one day after all."
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"If that happens to me, I'd be miserable."
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"But happy."
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"the baby-making process to be this clinical."
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"Let me remove my clothes"
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"and we remember what it's like to engage in some of those"
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"- physical activities. - Exactly."
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"Yes, we were."
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"You know, is this all the pamphlets?"
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"'Cause I think that maybe"
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"I have some left in my bedroom."
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"Oh, well, then,"
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"we should definitely go look for those."
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"- Let's find those. - We need to find those."
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"Okay, everyone gather around."
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"She has a tasty surprise waiting for me,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Gross, Jerry."
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"She made a meatloaf."
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"Well, this is better than meatloaf."
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"When Jerry first applied for this job,"
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"one of this goals was to have a building named after him."
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"But I thought maybe he could have a room"
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"named after him."
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"So henceforth, Parks and Rec conference room"
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"will serve as a testament"
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"to your years of public service."
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"R.I.P."?"
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"Oh, the guy at the plaque store thought you had died."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, okay."
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"- So bring out the cake! - Oh."
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"Speech, speech, speech."
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"Well, thank you, guys."
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"Uh, you're on fire."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God, Jerry!"
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"Whoa."
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"Well, that went roughly as well as I thought it would."
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"I promised Gayle I'd leave at 5:00."
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"I guess this is it."
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"Bye."
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