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Clips from Family Guy - And Then There Were Fewer (S09E09)

"Was I angry? Yes, of course!"
Family Guy
"But I didn't kill him!"
Family Guy
"What about Seamus?"
Family Guy
"You hated James Woods. You told me so!"
Family Guy
"Aye. He's the one who made me what I am today."
Family Guy
"I wish you were a real, live ornery sea captain."
Family Guy
"But he didn't wish hard enough!"
Family Guy
"It only worked on me head!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, seriously?"
Family Guy
"No. Actually, I was a normal guy"
Family Guy
"until one night, we dropped acid together,"
Family Guy
"and he thought I was a steak."
Family Guy
"Grilled me, ate me arms and legs."
Family Guy
"It was a whole thing. But I'm not the killer!"
Family Guy
"What about the mayor?"
Family Guy
"He could have killed him and got himself off scot-free!"
Family Guy
"He took the Twitter name MayorWest,"
Family Guy
"so now I have to use Mayor_West."
Family Guy
"That rat-faced cracker!"
Family Guy
"But you hated him, too, Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Sure, I hated him, but so did Mort."
Family Guy
"I didn't kill him! Maybe it was Diane."
Family Guy
"But instead, he introduced me to Danny Bonaduce."
Family Guy
"I tell you, that guy looks like a dog turning thirty."
Family Guy
"But what about the old guy?"
Family Guy
"I heard him complaining about Woods in the dining room."
Family Guy
"That's true."
Family Guy
"He replaced my Cialis with methamphetamines!"
Family Guy
"- Pedal faster! - I can't go any faster!"
Family Guy
"Why don't you come over to my place"
Family Guy
"for a glass of wine and a couple of fruit pies,"
Family Guy
"and play crazy snake. Hee-hee-hee!"
Family Guy
"And what about Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Fine! So he stole Cheryl Tiegs from me!"
Family Guy
"He ruined your TV pilot!"
Family Guy
"Go to hell! I backed out of that project willingly."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, that's what every hack says."
Family Guy
"- You know, Brian... - I'm telling you..."
Family Guy
"Eh. My secret room's bigger."
Family Guy
"Mine's smaller."
Family Guy
"All right, stand back."
Family Guy
"This could be dangerous."
Family Guy
"Oh, laundry room. Laundry room, everybody."
Family Guy
"Oh, see, here we go."
Family Guy
"Aha! James Woods made a list of all his misdeeds"
Family Guy
"so he could make amends."
Family Guy
"Bonnie, he punched you in the throat,"
Family Guy
"and that's why you sound like that?"
Family Guy
"No, he punched me in the throat because I sound like this."
Family Guy
"And Consuela, he..."
Family Guy
"Actually, I can't read his handwriting here."
Family Guy
"What... What happened?"
Family Guy
"One day, I bring my nephew to work,"
Family Guy
"and he molest my nephew, and my nephew... He only fourteen,"
Family Guy
"and he cry, and then, he shoot himself in the face."
Family Guy
"What are all these?"
Family Guy
"God, there are tons of OxyContin bottles in here."
Family Guy
"All prescribed to James Woods."
Family Guy
"And all from Goldman's Pharmacy."
Family Guy
"What's that all about, Goldman?"
Family Guy
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Family Guy
"James Woods never bought anything in my pharmacy. Ever."
Family Guy
"Yes, he did."
Family Guy
"Says here he talked Muriel into selling him OxyContin"
Family Guy
"for him and his nineteen-year-old girlfriend."
Family Guy
"This went on for weeks,"
Family Guy
"but then she started to have misgivings"
Family Guy
"and threatened to cut him off."
Family Guy
"But he wouldn't let her."
Family Guy
"He threatened to blackmail her by turning her in to the Feds."
Family Guy
"Sounds like a pretty good motive to me."
Family Guy
"No! No, it's not true!"
Family Guy
"I would never kill anybody, never!"
Family Guy
"And I am not saying another word"
Family Guy
"until I talk to my lawyer, because..."
Family Guy
"Why is he wearing shorts?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I told you!"
Family Guy
"Muriel, just surrender quietly."
Family Guy
"It'll be easier for us all if you..."
Family Guy
"She's gone!"
Family Guy
"We lost her."
Family Guy
"Well, as long as there's a murderer on the loose,"
Family Guy
"none of us are safe."
Family Guy
"All right, let's split up and search the house."
Family Guy
"I'll go with Lois."
Family Guy
"Meg, you go with Brian and Stewie."
Family Guy
"Uh, no, she... She can't."
Family Guy
"Yeah, uh, she can't."
Family Guy
"We... we... we were gonna use this time, uh..."
Family Guy
"to figure out what to get you for your birthday."
Family Guy
"Ooh, ah, okay. Oh, yeah, no, you guys go."
Family Guy
"You guys... Ooh, now I'm excited."
Family Guy
"Um, okay, um, Meg,"
Family Guy
"you go with Carl. Sorry, Carl."
Family Guy
"Tom and Diane, you're a team."
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"Quagmire and Bonnie, you're a team."
Family Guy
"Um... Seamus and Dr. Hartman? That... That could be funny."
Family Guy
"Don't usually see the two of you together."
Family Guy
"Uh, Derek and Jillian, you guys take the attic."
Family Guy
"Joe and Priscilla are still passed out,"
Family Guy
"so they'll be the unconscious team."
Family Guy
"And that leaves one three-person team"
Family Guy
"of Mort, Consuela, and Mayor West."
Family Guy
"All right. Let's do this."
Family Guy
"So, uh..."
Family Guy
"You guys like to party?"
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, what a couple of squares."
Family Guy
"Squaresville, I tell ya!"
Family Guy
"What are we supposed to be doing again?"
Family Guy
"We're looking for Muriel Goldman, honey."
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Hey, maybe it was that cat who was the murderer."
Family Guy
"Let me ask him."
Family Guy
"Meow, meow, meow? Meow-meow-meow-meow?"
Family Guy
"We don't all talk like that."
Family Guy
"I happen to be a professor."
Family Guy
"Our apologies, sir."
Family Guy
"I should imagine so."
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