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Clips from Sideways

Short Films 2004 5 min 1,698 clips
Drama Mystery Crime

Credits

but there's all of this work going on at my building,
"but there's all of this work going on at my building,"
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- Hi, Simon. - Hey, Miles.
"- Hi, Simon. - Hey, Miles."
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No, actually. I'm running late. Make it to go.
"No, actually. I'm running late. Make it to go."
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- Yes. This way. - Thank you.
"- Yes. This way. - Thank you."
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Somebody finally arrived.
"Somebody finally arrived."
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- Oh, remember my kids? Alex, Helen? - Hi. How are you?
"- Oh, remember my kids? Alex, Helen? - Hi. How are you?"
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Hey. How are you, Christine?
"Hey. How are you, Christine?"
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- Oh, good idea. Here, come with me. - What's this?
"- Oh, good idea. Here, come with me. - What's this?"
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Oh, come on! It's just gonna take a second!
"Oh, come on! It's just gonna take a second!"
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- Fiction. Yes. - Oh.
"- Fiction. Yes. - Oh."
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That's an interesting perspective.
"That's an interesting perspective."
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- Bye-bye. - Bye.
"- Bye-bye. - Bye."
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- Bye. - Bye.
"- Bye. - Bye."
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I can't help the traffic.
"I can't help the traffic."
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Oh, come on! You're fucking hungover. You know you are.
"Oh, come on! You're fucking hungover. You know you are."
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What I said was that there was some interest at Conundrum.
"What I said was that there was some interest at Conundrum."
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No. It's a long shot.
"No. It's a long shot."
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Anyway, I'm not gonna get my hopes up.
"Anyway, I'm not gonna get my hopes up."
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You know? I've stopped caring.
"You know? I've stopped caring."
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I think this is the one. Huh?
"I think this is the one. Huh?"
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No, don't open that now. No, no, no.
"No, don't open that now. No, no, no."
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Man, that's tasty!
"Man, that's tasty!"
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- Then how come it's white? - Oh, Jesus!
"- Then how come it's white? - Oh, Jesus!"
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They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, okay?
"They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, okay?"
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Just tell me.
"Just tell me."
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So that there's no skin contact during fermentation...
"So that there's no skin contact during fermentation..."
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There is no new ending.
"There is no new ending."
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Page 750 on is exactly the same.
"Page 750 on is exactly the same."
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- I just wanna make one quick stop. - For what?
"- I just wanna make one quick stop. - For what?"
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And I don't feel right driving by and not stopping in.
"And I don't feel right driving by and not stopping in."
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- Okay. - It'll take a second.
"- Okay. - It'll take a second."
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- Okay! I didn't know it was her birthday. - Thank you.
"- Okay! I didn't know it was her birthday. - Thank you."
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Oh, hey! Here, hold these for just a second.
"Oh, hey! Here, hold these for just a second."
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Isn't that nice?
"Isn't that nice?"
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Well, you were wonderful in that show!
"Well, you were wonderful in that show!"
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Oh, now, Miles,
"Oh, now, Miles,"
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why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man?
"why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man?"
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Look how I'm dressed!
"Look how I'm dressed!"
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Wendy, Ron and the twins are picking us up at 11:30 to go to brunch at the Sheraton.
"Wendy, Ron and the twins are picking us up at 11:30 to go to brunch at the Sheraton."
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They do a magnificent job there.
"They do a magnificent job there."
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Well, you know, Jack is pretty eager to get up to...
"Well, you know, Jack is pretty eager to get up to..."
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I'll be right back.
"I'll be right back."
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Jack.
"Jack."
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Jack! No, no, no, no. She'll wake up.
"Jack! No, no, no, no. She'll wake up."
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Who did this?
"Who did this?"
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Wonderful.
"Wonderful."
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You're wasting away. Teaching English to fucking 8th-graders?
"You're wasting away. Teaching English to fucking 8th-graders?"
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When they oughta be reading what you wrote.
"When they oughta be reading what you wrote."
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This week is not about me. It is about you.
"This week is not about me. It is about you."
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These guys make top-notch pinot and chardonnay.
"These guys make top-notch pinot and chardonnay."
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Too much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation.
"Too much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation."
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Huh!
"Huh!"
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Pinot's a very thin-skinned grape.
"Pinot's a very thin-skinned grape."
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It doesn't like constant heat or humidity. Very delicate.
"It doesn't like constant heat or humidity. Very delicate."
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Thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy?
"Thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy?"
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Wow!
"Wow!"
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- Wow! When do we drink it? - Now.
"- Wow! When do we drink it? - Now."
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How would you rate this one, Miles?
"How would you rate this one, Miles?"
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but this one is pretty damn good.
"but this one is pretty damn good."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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So, I think it's great.
"So, I think it's great."
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Which is something, considering how long it took him to get over my not being Armenian.
"Which is something, considering how long it took him to get over my not being Armenian."
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Might get a little incestuous.
"Might get a little incestuous."
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But Mike does great. A lot of high-end commercial stuff.
"But Mike does great. A lot of high-end commercial stuff."
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Absolument.
"Absolument."
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Pour us a couple, will ya?
"Pour us a couple, will ya?"
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I will leave you the bottle, and it is good to see you.
"I will leave you the bottle, and it is good to see you."
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It's gonna be great.
"It's gonna be great."
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Oh, yeah. That's Maya.
"Oh, yeah. That's Maya."
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And occasionally I have a drink with the employees, yeah.
"And occasionally I have a drink with the employees, yeah."
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she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her.
"she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her."
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Well, she does know a lot about wine.
"Well, she does know a lot about wine."
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Now we're getting somewhere.
"Now we're getting somewhere."
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Hey, Gary.
"Hey, Gary."
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So, how's that book coming, Miles?
"So, how's that book coming, Miles?"
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I finished it.
"I finished it."
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It's getting published.
"It's getting published."
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That's actually why we're up here celebrating.
"That's actually why we're up here celebrating."
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Are you a writer too?
"Are you a writer too?"
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Now with a low, low 5.8% A.P.R. financing!
"Now with a low, low 5.8% A.P.R. financing!"
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Consult your doctor before using this product.
"Consult your doctor before using this product."
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hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure.
"hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure."
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Where are you staying?
"Where are you staying?"
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- Aren't you tired? - The chick digs you, man!
"- Aren't you tired? - The chick digs you, man!"
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when she found out your novel was getting published.
"when she found out your novel was getting published."
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I would appreciate a little bit of help.
"I would appreciate a little bit of help."
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When she came to the bar, she was sans rock.
"When she came to the bar, she was sans rock."
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A-ha!
"A-ha!"
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So that the more we drink,
"So that the more we drink,"
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I'm going to get my nut on this trip, Miles,
"I'm going to get my nut on this trip, Miles,"
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and you are not gonna fuck it up for me
"and you are not gonna fuck it up for me"
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Yeah. Why don't you just go out, and I'll catch a train back.
"Yeah. Why don't you just go out, and I'll catch a train back."
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We should both be cutting loose.
"We should both be cutting loose."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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This is our estate chardonnay.
"This is our estate chardonnay."
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Stephanie. Nice.
"Stephanie. Nice."
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Quaffable.
"Quaffable."
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But far from transcendent.
"But far from transcendent."
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- No shit? - I know her real well, yeah.
"- No shit? - I know her real well, yeah."
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The Syrah?
"The Syrah?"
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- With Maya? - Yeah.
"- With Maya? - Yeah."
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She's got it all going on.
"She's got it all going on."
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And you almost tell her that I'm getting married?
"And you almost tell her that I'm getting married?"
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You know, once we had a picnic here
"You know, once we had a picnic here"
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Oh, man! She has the best palate of any woman I have ever known.
"Oh, man! She has the best palate of any woman I have ever known."
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Yeah, but that's not the whole story.
"Yeah, but that's not the whole story."
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When?
"When?"
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About a month ago.
"About a month ago."
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Miles.
"Miles."
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You know--
"You know--"
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We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party, man.
"We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party, man."
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I talked to Victoria. Okay?
"I talked to Victoria. Okay?"
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I'm sorry. You've been talking...?
"I'm sorry. You've been talking...?"
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Behind my back, you've been talking about it?!
"Behind my back, you've been talking about it?!"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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Come back here.
"Come back here."
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- Come here. Give me that bottle. - Back off, Jack.
"- Come here. Give me that bottle. - Back off, Jack."
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- Give me that bottle. - No.
"- Give me that bottle. - No."
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- Great putt. - Absolutely. Great speed.
"- Great putt. - Absolutely. Great speed."
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- Hey, what should I wear? - I don't know.
"- Hey, what should I wear? - I don't know."
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