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Clips from iZombie - Blaine's World (S01E01)

"Well, it wasn't exactly his choice."
iZombie
"But hey, it's science."
iZombie
"You're gonna break a few eggs."
iZombie
"A zombie?"
iZombie
"Well, now you're getting into semantics here."
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"his heart beats once every six seconds."
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"Yeah, I guess, you know, after awhile,"
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"But how did he become..."
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"accidentally sampled the blood of a young woman."
iZombie
"It's a long story. It's a long story."
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"Anyway, this young woman later revealed herself to be a zombie."
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"Next thing he knows, he's back from the dead,"
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"he's white as a sheet, tooling for brains."
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"HILLARY: Vaughn, the police are here."
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"Just a minute, Hillary."
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"You know, I'd love to get a look at one of these zombies."
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"And that's why I called you in early."
iZombie
"The girl, the zombie that turned Sebastian into one?"
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"She's right outside that door."
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"She's with Seattle PD. Guess what she does?"
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"Three teenagers are dead,"
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"and you're suggesting that I'm somehow responsible?"
iZombie
"We simply asked if you or anyone else at Max Rager"
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"reached out to Nate Boden"
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"offering a reward for the return of Max Rager company secrets."
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"yeah, we're suggesting you had something to do with it."
iZombie
"Well, I've been in Milan since our first memorable tete-a-tete."
iZombie
"Oh, you didn't make it back for your assistant's funeral, then?"
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"Sebastian Myers, the murderer in that case,"
iZombie
"Hey! Creepy-Stares-A-Lot."
iZombie
"I'm not on a sex-cam. I can see you."
iZombie
"and Sebastian nearly beat him to death."
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"But I must admit I did feel a modicum of relief"
iZombie
"when I found out that you had run him over in a boat."
iZombie
"It probably saved lives."
iZombie
"Is that right?"
iZombie
"And then he was run over by those four joyriding teenagers,"
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"and survived that, too."
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"A witness claimed he killed the first of those teens"
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"with his bare hands."
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"was beaten to death in a motel room."
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"Oh, we know where he is."
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"He's in a drawer at the morgue."
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"He was dead half an hour before the girl in the motel room."
iZombie
"Oh."
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"Uh, excuse me."
iZombie
"Can we back up to what you were saying about Sebastian"
iZombie
"being loyal to a fault?"
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"How long ago?"
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"We'll check it out."
iZombie
"Someone just paid for a tank of gas with Cameron's credit card."
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"- We gotta move. - Okay, then."
iZombie
"Thanks for coming by, really enjoyed this chat."
iZombie
"Don't be strangers. Reception will validate."
iZombie
"trying to figure out how long you'll survive in here"
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"before body parts start falling off,"
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"and guess what I discovered?"
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"Most of the pertinent data comes courtesy of the Nazis."
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"Yeah."
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"They wanted to know"
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"if there was something in Russian genetics"
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"that allowed those commie bastards to survive"
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"Stalingrad winters."
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"Turns out we all freeze to death roughly the same way."
iZombie
"The point is, they kept meticulous notes."
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"And thanks to those notes, I can keep you in here alive"
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"and suffering as long as I want."
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"As long as it takes to get the information I need."
iZombie
"Why are you doing this?"
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"Daddy issues."
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"Greed."
iZombie
"Wow."
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"Now, before his untimely demise,"
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"called you a genius."
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"If only the FDA thought as highly of it."
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"Yeah, well, they just don't get the big picture, do they?"
iZombie
"- And you're out of pharmaceuticals now. - Mmm-hmm."
iZombie
"We are a beverage company."
iZombie
"Exhaustion will be a thing of the past."
iZombie
"a steroid, an opioid."
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"It will be to serotonin"
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"You will take us all the way home."
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"there won't be any left to affect our bottom-line."
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"CLERK: 7:01."
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"Serious BO."
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"Two soft drinks. Two hot dogs."
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"He looks nervous, but he doesn't look bloody."
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"(MOUTHING) Help me, please."
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"And at least we can establish the general direction they're taking him."
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"Maybe next time try noticing something more"
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"Like, oh, I don't know, maybe the kind of vehicle he got out of."
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"Yeah, evidently. What do you got?"
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"- The murder weapons. - Billiard balls?"
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"While examining Teresa,"
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"That case involved snooker balls."
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"requires more skill than common “pool,”"
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"as it employs the use of 21 object balls"
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"Point being, I found these in a dumpster behind the motel"
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"where Teresa was murdered."
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"The killer would've placed these in a pillowcase"
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"- and then, wham. - MAN: Babineaux."
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"911 just got a call from your guy."
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"Are there any pool halls near the motel?"
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"Here's the 911 call."
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"I think they're gonna waste my ass."
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"MAN: I'm in the trunk of some car."
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"(STAMMERING) I mean we were driving but we-we-we-we stopped for a while and..."
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"(SHOUTING) No, no!"
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"Dispatch is saying they're still getting a signal from the phone."
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"Where's it coming from?"
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"Maybe the battery died."
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"Knock, knock."
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"- I have to pee. - No one's stopping you, brother."
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"Look, I don't know if you're hungry,"
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"but you know what my mom always says?"
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"“Why'd I stop using birth control?”"
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"No. “There's always room for soup!”"
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"Come on."
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"There you go."
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"(SLURPS)"
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