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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Goes Gaga (S23E23)

"Yo, lighting! I can't see the girl who's had enough attention."
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"We should go to your house and talk."
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"Incognito!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Psst! It's me, Gaga."
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"Hey, Gary. How's your wife and kids?"
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"Still ashamed of me. Big smile!"
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"This is where I live."
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"It's one of those music industry superstars"
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"What sweater drawer did you crawl out of?"
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"Name's Ned Flanders, I've heard of you."
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"But all I'm saying is that everyone is beautiful..."
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"Yes, but Jesus said that..."
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"pretty much the same thing."
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"Darn it, the Bible said the Devil would be attractive."
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"Unless you're gonna slap some wieners on those, turn 'em off."
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"Bastards!"
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"Lisa, look at me."
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"That's how it should be."
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"Everything is gonna be fine. You better yet?"
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"Sorry, gotta answer this text."
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"Please, take your time."
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"You know what you need?"
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"Now, Lisa, if that didn't fundamentally change"
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"who you are, I don't know what."
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"Lisa, you un-tattooed little miracle,"
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"I'm not leaving here until I restore your sense of hope."
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"Now if you don't mind, and with all due worship,"
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"I would like to be alone."
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"Lady Gaga, meet your biggest threat: Baby Googoo."
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"Well, it worked once."
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"So, any ideas about Lisa?"
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"and so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument"
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"it's so hard."
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"I wish I was one of those"
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"young women who could just wave their hands"
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"in front of their eyes and not cry,"
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"Ah..."
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"Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Marge. Marge."
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"Marge. Hm..."
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"Marge, take it easy."
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"It's just human contact."
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"Well, maybe this will."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"This is like the night Hillary won the New Hampshire Primary."
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"Lisa snuck out."
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"I'm going after her."
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"- What are you gonna say? - Whoo! Mm."
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"I'll just tell her that..."
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"Some of that meat is me. Can I just trim the hem?"
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"It's yours."
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"Oh, good. She's playing."
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"Her eyes shoot loser lasers!"
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"There is no over-the-top."
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"There is no over-the-top."
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"Run!"
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"With an egg that big, there's gotta be an even bigger chicken!"
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"Lisa, listen to me."
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"This pity party's being shut down by the smile police."
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"Here's what you're gonna do."
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"Why do you keep telling me what I'm gonna do?"
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"This isn't about me."
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"Well, who else would it be about?"
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"You!"
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"It's about "Hello, hello, Springfield.""
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""It's me, Gaga!""
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""Why is everyone looking at my purple hair"
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"full of bluebirds?""
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"they cannot fulfill."
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"And I denounce thee for positing a world"
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"I denounce thee! I denounce thee!"
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"I denounce thee!"
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"Don't "monster" me."
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"Whatever you say."
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"Are you crying... glitter?"
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"Tiny diamonds."
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"Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga..."
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"Okay Lisa, coming up to make things better!"
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"Okay, I'm almost there."
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"Upward, ever upward."
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"Okay, try again."
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"Here we go, okay."
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"Oh... Lisa, can you come down?"
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"Sweetie, I've been thinking."
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"Now, this all started because you used a fake name"
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"to defend yourself."
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"The problem's not that you were cheating."
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"It's that you got caught."
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"I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows"
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"and the first warning sign is sudden death."
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"Like always, the fact that I could tune you out"
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"without fearing I'd miss out on something"
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"gave me the time to take stock and realize"
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"how ungrateful I have been."
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"Parenting."
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"It's the one job you know you're always doing right."
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"So long, Springfield. You are my Waterloo."
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"And now I'm just going to lie in bed and eat Fruit Roll-Ups."
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"Gaga!"
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"Lisa?"
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"Why are you here?"
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"To thank you."
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"For what?"
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"Look at me! You did help me"
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"by allowing me to inappropriately focus"
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"eight years of rage and rejection on you."
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"It was like a great sneeze."
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"And now I can say what's good about me."
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"And I can say it as Lisa Simpson!"
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"Just not that loud. Go ahead."
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"Well, I am smart, nice, tolerant, funny"
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"but not "mean funny," and I never forget a birthday,"
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"even for kids who move away."
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"Now, Lisa, there's only one last thing"
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"you have to do to be a Little Monster."
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"I'll do anything but sing."
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"♪ Worthless, weak and wrong ♪"
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"End the song! End it right here!"
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"♪ You're a superstar ♪"
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"Wait, wait! Wait...!"
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