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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross' Teeth (S06E06)

"I'm sorry. I just thought I'd try and make the place a little nicer."
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"- I just thought... - I'm sure it's a famous watering can."
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"It's a curling iron."
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"Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom..."
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"...and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it."
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"- It's clean. - Yeah, well, it feels different."
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"It's dry."
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"No, no, no. It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it."
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"Well, that's like summer in a bowl."
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"RACHEL: Oh."
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"Kim, hi."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"- I didn't read it. - Ah."
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"So, wow, the spring line's really gonna be great this year, huh?"
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"So I hear, uh, Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room."
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"Tell me everything."
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"ROSS: Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"What's up?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What happened to your teeth?"
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"I whitened them."
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"Come on, seriously."
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"- They're really, really, really white. - What was wrong with your old..."
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"...human teeth?"
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"- How much longer? - A day."
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"You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right?"
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"The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because..."
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"...it's the best gossip she's heard all year."
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"Hi, I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend."
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"Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish."
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"Who's the silver fox?"
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"That is your make-out buddy. Don't you recognize him?"
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"That's not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, no, Ralph doesn't look like that guy."
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"Oh."
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"...blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do. The date starts in an hour."
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"Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright."
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"Oh, great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you."
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"If we put just a little bit of makeup on you..."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Ross, this is the only thing left that has a shot at working."
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"Won't she notice I have makeup on?"
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"What?"
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"Half the people... I mean... Just try it and see."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's."
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"We're supposed to organize the wrapping paper."
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"In fact, we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple."
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"This has been kind of a girlie day. You're right. I'm sorry."
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"...do kind of a man thing."
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"...drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall."
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"When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear."
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"I'm sorry. We do. We do."
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"Uh, remember that thing that happened yesterday? Well, it didn't happen."
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"You didn't cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?"
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"Okay, two things didn't happen."
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"Well, it turns out that's not true."
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"Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copy machine..."
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"...yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, God, you think I made out with him?"
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"Listen to me, if you think sleeping with Ralph is gonna get you my job..."
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"Oh, no. I don't want your job. I don't."
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"Yeah. Nothing happened."
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"You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife."
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"After that, what could I do except become a chef?"
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"ROSS: Mm-hm."
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"And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant."
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"ROSS: Mm."
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"Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"I've probably been talking too much. Why don't we talk about you?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Okay. I'm from Long Island."
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"I came to the city for college."
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"...I like to read spy novels. But let's talk more about you. Hmm?"
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"Monica, can you excuse us? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers."
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"...out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter."
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"This is not Joey."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Why would you say that? That's just mean."
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"Oh, my God."
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"So now she thinks that I made out with him and that I did it to get her job."
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"- Why didn't you just tell the truth? - I did."
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"She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren."
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"Did she ever think of that?"
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"The only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren."
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"Oh, I just like the smell."
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"Mm."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Or should I say, "groovy poster"?"
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"So, uh..."
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"...where were we?"
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"Are those your teeth?"
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"Oh."
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"You can see them, huh?"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Oh, good. Kim, hi."
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"What am I thinking? Of course you have."
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"You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore."
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"Yeah, he dumped me."
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"Even though you're a very, very..."
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"...very beautiful woman..."
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"KIM: Hi, Ralph. - Hi, Kim."
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"He just gave you the coldest look I've ever seen. It's like he hates you."
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"Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad."
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"We've all been there."
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"You and Ralph?"
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"Kenny the copy boy."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I, uh... I gotta be a man."
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"Okay? The living room has to remain a guy place, okay?"
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"If that's what you want, I'll just put it all in my room."
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"Good. Great."
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"Okay."
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"Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room?"
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"Okay."
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"You've lasted all year. Good for you."
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"But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you."
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