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Clips from The Simpsons - Three Men and a Comic Book (S02E02)

"All those coins were worth three cents?"
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"Let the good times roll."
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"This is so humiliating. I feel like such a geek."
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"-How's it going, Bart? -Terrible. No one's buying."
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"Maybe you need to play on their sympathies more. Let's see."
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"Now you look pathetic."
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"Form a line. Cheap beer and a sympathetic ear."
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"Hey, Bart, could you give me one on credit?"
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"-Beat it. -You got a liquor license?"
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"Writing tickets must make you thirsty. Have a couple on the house."
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"-Seeing that it's a first offense.... -We can overlook this."
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"So long, officers."
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"My beer, my beer, my beautiful beer!"
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"A comic book? Boys never change."
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"-Which one? Nazi Smasher? -I don't think so."
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"He can mix whitewash, right?"
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"-Mrs. Glick? -You must be Bert Simpson."
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"Looks like you've got a strong young back."
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"Do you want something to eat?"
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"I've got dried apricots, almond paste, sauerkraut candy."
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"-No, thanks. Who's that? -That's my brother, Asa."
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"He was killed in the Great War. Held a grenade too long."
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"This one's for you Kaiser Bill, from the boys in D Company:"
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"He ain't so stuck-up once you get to--"
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"Here, have some ribbon candy. Boys love candy."
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"-No, thanks. -Boys love candy!"
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"-I'd rather get to work. -We'll start with yard work."
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"I want you to clear out all the weeds. You do know which ones are weeds?"
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"-All of them? -Good boy."
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"Now be careful with these. I'll be inside, watching my stories."
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"-Jack, please. I'm married. -That must be what's turning me on."
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"Stop it. Some more."
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"Filthy, but genuinely arousing."
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"-Finished. -Merciful heavens, you're bleeding!"
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"They've never improved on iodine."
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"-Did you make any money? -No, but I'm in a lot of pain."
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"-She doesn't have anybody. -There's a reason."
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"The sludge certainly collects around those downspouts, don't it?"
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"I'll sludge you, you old bat."
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"Today, we wash Beulah. Do you know what that is?"
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"Some old lady thing nobody's heard about for 50 years?"
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"It was my wedding dress."
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"Great story, lady."
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"Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms."
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"No, not the iodine."
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"Burn the germs off with a torch. Amputate my arm. But not the--"
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"-Yes, ma'am. -Here we are, two quarters."
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"-Two quarters? -You deserve every penny."
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"I've told my girlfriends about you and they have chores too."
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"-Two quarters! -Bart, you didn't say thank you."
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"I can leave without screaming or saying a bad word."
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"-But I'm not saying thank you. -You're welcome."
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"All right, off you go to spend it on penny whistles and MoonPies."
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"I busted my hump all week and all I got was 50 cents."
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"When I was your age, 50 cents was a lot of money."
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"I did everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks."
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"I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out."
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"-Can I have it for $40? -40 bucks? Forget it!"
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"It's all I've got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing home."
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"-I fished a dime out of the sewer! -No way. What do you want?"
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"I don't need this. I've got a master's degree in folklore."
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"Do you have the Carl Yastrzemski baseball card from 1973?"
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"Show me the 30 bucks, because if you ain't got it, I ain't getting up."
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"Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together..."
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"...we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man Number 1 right now!"
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"-Here you go. -I don't want it."
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"We've got $100, and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man."
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"Why don't you just waddle over and get it?"
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"Wow. Breathe it in, boys."
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"-This is the stuff dreams are made of. -It smells like my grandpa."
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"Looks like rain. We better get this baby home."
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"Looks like you bought more than you bargained for."
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"My pants, caught on barbed wire!"
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"Becoming radioactive."
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"From this day forward, I shall call myself Radioactive Man."
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"So, that's how it happened."
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"I'd have thought an atomic bomb would kill him."
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"-Now you know better. -Turn the page, Bart."
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"Careful, careful...."
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"You guys can come read it anytime."
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"-Why not keep it at my house? -That's crazy."
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"-It's ours as much as it's yours. -How about this?"
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"Each one of us will get it for two days of the week."
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"Wait a minute, that still leaves one day."
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"Yeah, what about that?"
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"For that day, we'll use a random number generator."
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"I'll take 1 to 3, Milhouse will have 4 to 6..."
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"...and Bart will take 7 to 9."
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"-Wait a minute, what about zero? -Yeah, what about zero?"
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"In the event of a zero..."
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"...possession will be determined by Rock, Scissor, Paper."
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"-Okay. -Excellent."
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"Nice try. It almost worked, but tonight the comic book stays here."
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"-lf the comic book stays, then so do I. -Me too."
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"Fine. We'll all stay with the comic book."
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"It'll be like a sleepover."
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"-I wanna read it again. -Nice try."
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"Acids in your hand could damage it. We want it to last forever..."
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"...so the last one alive can be buried with it."
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"-Bart, don't push him. -So you're both against me."
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"Well, nobody makes a sap out of Bartholomew J. Simpson."
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"-Quit! -You quit!"
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"No, you quit!"
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"Would you boys like some milk and microwave s'mores?"
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"Thank you, Mrs. Simpson."
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"Sweet dreams, boys."
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"-One more step and you're dead. -I have to go to the bathroom."
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"-So do l, but I'm not getting up. -Hey, what's going on?"
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"-Is this how you treat your guests? -Quiet."
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"-We'll take turns watching him. -Okay, I'll go first."
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"So that's your little game. Let Bart get nice and drowsy..."
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"...then, when his back's turned: wham!"
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"You're crazy. I'm telling your mom!"
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"-Tell him what we do with squealers. -It's worse than when you have to pee?"
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"-You can't stop me! -The hell I can't."
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"Homer, it's really coming down. Could you check on the boys?"
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"They're fine."
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"Bart, the comic!"
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"Don't let go of me, Bart!"
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"It's not that far to the ground. The rains probably softened it up."
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