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Clips from Family Guy - Trans-Fat (S17E17)

Movies 1999 Season 17, Episode 13 472 clips
Adventure Comedy Animation
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
Now, those are what my granddaddy called
"Now, those are what my granddaddy called"
Family Guy
They're too... juicy.
"They're too... juicy."
Family Guy
We have a grossed-out, no-fun alliance.
"We have a grossed-out, no-fun alliance."
Family Guy
Well, I got her phone number.
"Well, I got her phone number."
Family Guy
Freaking...
"Freaking..."
Family Guy
-Thanks, Peter. -I still can't believe you won
"-Thanks, Peter. -I still can't believe you won"
Family Guy
I am not a subtle filmmaker,
"I am not a subtle filmmaker,"
Family Guy
and my audience wouldn't have it any other way.
"and my audience wouldn't have it any other way."
Family Guy
so they're serving it in athletic cups.
"so they're serving it in athletic cups."
Family Guy
He wasn't behind the counter, but he had a blue shirt on.
"He wasn't behind the counter, but he had a blue shirt on."
Family Guy
Yeah, come to think of it, he did have a friend filming,
"Yeah, come to think of it, he did have a friend filming,"
Family Guy
I'll take a bite.
"I'll take a bite."
Family Guy
I-I'm gonna take it with me to the can.
"I-I'm gonna take it with me to the can."
Family Guy
Don't get used to Benintendi's two-strike hitting.
"Don't get used to Benintendi's two-strike hitting."
Family Guy
for an everyday outfielder.
"for an everyday outfielder."
Family Guy
I saw a mouse.
"I saw a mouse."
Family Guy
Now, can you direct me to Earth's reserve of yarn?
"Now, can you direct me to Earth's reserve of yarn?"
Family Guy
Psst, psst.
"Psst, psst."
Family Guy
-Next time... -Peter! You're on the jumbotron!
"-Next time... -Peter! You're on the jumbotron!"
Family Guy
- Right here? - No!
"- Right here? - No!"
Family Guy
Is-is this... is this it?
"Is-is this... is this it?"
Family Guy
-so he gave me this box. -What did he look like?
"-so he gave me this box. -What did he look like?"
Family Guy
Like this.
"Like this."
Family Guy
You want to see who can finish faster?
"You want to see who can finish faster?"
Family Guy
You're on!
"You're on!"
Family Guy
It looks like we've got ourselves
"It looks like we've got ourselves"
Family Guy
a good old-fashioned Cracker Jack off.
"a good old-fashioned Cracker Jack off."
Family Guy
that might clear all this up, let me tell you
"that might clear all this up, let me tell you"
Family Guy
Benefits? I'm trans-listening.
"Benefits? I'm trans-listening."
Family Guy
our on-site masseuse
"our on-site masseuse"
Family Guy
-Nordstrom?! -Rack.
"-Nordstrom?! -Rack."
Family Guy
Great. We'll send the paperwork down to your office.
"Great. We'll send the paperwork down to your office."
Family Guy
Lot of history in there.
"Lot of history in there."
Family Guy
♪
"♪"
Family Guy
Best they could do was poke holes in it
"Best they could do was poke holes in it"
Family Guy
so it comes out like Play-Doh spaghetti.
"so it comes out like Play-Doh spaghetti."
Family Guy
Besides the fact that you're lying to your employers,
"Besides the fact that you're lying to your employers,"
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have fought their entire lives for.
"have fought their entire lives for."
Family Guy
Hey, what is "transgender," anyway?
"Hey, what is "transgender," anyway?"
Family Guy
Is that the stuff in potato chips
"Is that the stuff in potato chips"
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-Other guys? -Sorry, Peter.
"-Other guys? -Sorry, Peter."
Family Guy
It's actually Meg's. She commits murders in it.
"It's actually Meg's. She commits murders in it."
Family Guy
But th-this isn't like that.
"But th-this isn't like that."
Family Guy
one of you guys has to be in charge
"one of you guys has to be in charge"
Family Guy
of changing my diaper the whole trip.
"of changing my diaper the whole trip."
Family Guy
Okay, I guess we should, like, draw straws or something.
"Okay, I guess we should, like, draw straws or something."
Family Guy
and I'll say, "Quagmire, I've got poopies."
"and I'll say, "Quagmire, I've got poopies.""
Family Guy
Now, Quagmire, I've...
"Now, Quagmire, I've..."
Family Guy
-Dad! -Dad!
"-Dad! -Dad!"
Family Guy
How goes the transition, Mr. Griffin?
"How goes the transition, Mr. Griffin?"
Family Guy
Tough day, Dad?
"Tough day, Dad?"
Family Guy
if you just let your hair down a little.
"if you just let your hair down a little."
Family Guy
♪ She's an old-time ambassador ♪
"♪ She's an old-time ambassador ♪"
Family Guy
♪ That your laughter is sucked in their brains. ♪
"♪ That your laughter is sucked in their brains. ♪"
Family Guy
Well, hello.
"Well, hello."
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and they can't hit me.
"and they can't hit me."
Family Guy
Sully could've made it to an airport.
"Sully could've made it to an airport."
Family Guy
you don't think you'll be home together all day.
"you don't think you'll be home together all day."
Family Guy
Who's at the door?
"Who's at the door?"
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It's my friend!
"It's my friend!"
Family Guy
So, what's up, Peter?
"So, what's up, Peter?"
Family Guy
What?! I'm gonna kill you!
"What?! I'm gonna kill you!"
Family Guy
Now, Peter, one of the perks of being a woman
"Now, Peter, one of the perks of being a woman"
Family Guy
♪ When you were here before ♪
"♪ When you were here before ♪"
Family Guy
♪ Couldn't look you in the eye... ♪
"♪ Couldn't look you in the eye... ♪"
Family Guy
Oh. "Float like a feather in a beautiful world."
"Oh. "Float like a feather in a beautiful world.""
Family Guy
♪ Flippin' special ♪
"♪ Flippin' special ♪"
Family Guy
I'm parting my hair on the other side now.
"I'm parting my hair on the other side now."
Family Guy
Hello, bosses and not my family.
"Hello, bosses and not my family."
Family Guy
Oh, what do you mean?
"Oh, what do you mean?"
Family Guy
Oh, it was funny.
"Oh, it was funny."
Family Guy
Yes. Yes, WNBA.
"Yes. Yes, WNBA."
Family Guy
Whether it's cutters, or people who cut themselves,
"Whether it's cutters, or people who cut themselves,"
Family Guy
Wish I could get by with just two bathrooms.
"Wish I could get by with just two bathrooms."
Family Guy
I respected and even desired Chris for his success.
"I respected and even desired Chris for his success."
Family Guy
It would take another eight years
"It would take another eight years"
Family Guy
I'd say you'd been a woman for years.
"I'd say you'd been a woman for years."
Family Guy
'cause I had two sips of tea at 3:30 this afternoon.
"'cause I had two sips of tea at 3:30 this afternoon."
Family Guy
and we'll be there soon?
"and we'll be there soon?"
Family Guy
You know, it's fun back here.
"You know, it's fun back here."
Family Guy
And that bitch stole my hairstyles!
"And that bitch stole my hairstyles!"
Family Guy
Yeah, I've heard.
"Yeah, I've heard."
Family Guy
In those 47 years, I became an expert at hiding my secret.
"In those 47 years, I became an expert at hiding my secret."
Family Guy
But I couldn't do that to Glenn.
"But I couldn't do that to Glenn."
Family Guy
is every transgender person's story,
"is every transgender person's story,"
Family Guy
Ah, I'm so sorry, Ida.
"Ah, I'm so sorry, Ida."
Family Guy
Now, could you direct me
"Now, could you direct me"
Family Guy
Peter, listen to me.
"Peter, listen to me."
Family Guy
I can't afford the surgery to go back.
"I can't afford the surgery to go back."
Family Guy
I've got an idea.
"I've got an idea."
Family Guy
Not exactly.
"Not exactly."
Family Guy
Oh, that's... that's not a "K."
"Oh, that's... that's not a "K.""
Family Guy
Your surgery was a success.
"Your surgery was a success."
Family Guy
You're a man again.
"You're a man again."
Family Guy
Sully was a hero!
"Sully was a hero!"
Family Guy
Well, I'm glad everything's back to normal.
"Well, I'm glad everything's back to normal."
Family Guy
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
Family Guy
Stone fruit season!
"Stone fruit season!"
Family Guy
"proposin' peaches."
""proposin' peaches.""
Family Guy
Don't be shy, now. Dig in.
"Don't be shy, now. Dig in."
Family Guy
Whoa-ho!
"Whoa-ho!"
Family Guy
Here I go.
"Here I go."
Family Guy
Don't you do it. Don't you go to the gross side.
"Don't you do it. Don't you go to the gross side."
Family Guy
It's out of my control.
"It's out of my control."
Family Guy
We exchanged a look earlier.
"We exchanged a look earlier."
Family Guy
So, you guys like peaches, huh?
"So, you guys like peaches, huh?"
Family Guy
-Yeah. -Hold on.
"-Yeah. -Hold on."
Family Guy
I need a large pane of glass.
"I need a large pane of glass."
Family Guy
How do you like them peaches?
"How do you like them peaches?"
Family Guy
"888-LAP-BAND"?
""888-LAP-BAND"?"
Family Guy
Covered by most insurance.
"Covered by most insurance."
Family Guy
In honor of opening day at Fenway Park this weekend,
"In honor of opening day at Fenway Park this weekend,"
Family Guy
the Red Sox are offering four tickets behind home plate
"the Red Sox are offering four tickets behind home plate"
Family Guy
to the person who makes the best Red Sox ad.
"to the person who makes the best Red Sox ad."
Family Guy
-Oh... -My...
"-Oh... -My..."
Family Guy
Guys, winning those seats is our highest priority.
"Guys, winning those seats is our highest priority."
Family Guy
Even higher than my dream of winning socks-on karate.
"Even higher than my dream of winning socks-on karate."
Family Guy
Point! Winner!
"Point! Winner!"
Family Guy
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