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Clips from The Simpsons - Make Room for Lisa (S10E10)

"It encapsulates America and makes history come alive!"
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"- What? And Marmaduke doesn't? - Sorry, Dad. My mind is made up."
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"- Deal. - D'oh!"
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"- killing wild donkeys and Israel. - Good old government."
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"Actually, they're Omnitouch's treasures now."
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"We bought 'em during the last budget crisis."
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"Look, they have Lincoln's hat."
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"Thank God for grave robbers."
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"- Who's Fonzie? - Who's Fonzie?"
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"Don't they teach you anything in school? He freed the squares."
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"How can they put a prop from a TV show next to the Bill of Rights?"
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"So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
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"It guarantees all of the basic freedoms-"
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"Oh, you're gonna regret that, pinko!"
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"Oh, I am so sick of people hiding behind the Bill of Rights!"
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"- Look! He got chocolate on it! - I didn't mean to."
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"Mm-hmm. You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment."
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"Of course, Omnitouch understands that real money doesn't grow on trees- not these days."
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"Finally a company that understands my needs."
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"We sure do. It's called caring."
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"- So we're even then? - Not by a long shot."
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"But I have a solution that'll work out for both of us, especially you."
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"We prefer to think of them as ''keep in touch'' towers."
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"It's called caring, Marge."
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"You gotta admit, Marge, that's a lot more roaming."
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"I guess."
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"Hey, this is pretty comfortable."
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"That Andy Capp was onto something."
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"Yeah? Well, I hope it doesn't hum too loud. I have a ton of homework to do."
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"My room.!"
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"- So I de- - You gave away my room?"
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"Come on, Lisa. Try and see this from the Omnitouch Corporation's point of view."
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"Your father's right, Lisa. Cellular service is about communication and unity-"
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"community."
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"Why didn't you put that thing in your room?"
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"Funny how your mind works in a crisis."
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"It's just until we pay off Daddy's desecration of a priceless artifact."
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"I thought I'd never have to say that again."
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"But where am I supposed to live?"
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"Lisa, what's your favorite movie?"
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"Until you taped over it, The Little Mermaid."
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"That's right, The Odd Couple.!"
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"So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!"
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"##"
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"I'm gonna make your life a living hell."
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"But, Dad!"
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"##"
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"Okay, if you're gonna live in my room, you're gonna obey my rules."
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"I am Bart, thy god."
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"If I am out, the Krusty doll is thy god."
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"If the doll's with me, you will worship the night-light."
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"Should the night-light be unable to fulfill its duties- - Shut up."
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"- You shut up! - This is not gonna work."
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"- No, you shut up! - Ohh!"
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"Seymour, you were supposed to call me three minutes ago. - Ooh!"
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"Sorry, Mother. I was driving through a tunnel, and my cell phone wouldn't work."
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"I don't want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!"
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"- But, Mother, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive. - No tunnels!"
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"We should report this to an Omnitouch care rep. People's privacy is at stake."
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"Oh, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it!"
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"- I'm trying to do my homework! - Bart, stop squeaking your chair."
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"If you've got to do something, click this pen."
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"- Hey, that looks like fun. - Race ya."
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"Come on, come on!"
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"Hmm. Hey, you're mad at me. That wasn't your mayonnaise, was it?"
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"Dad, why did you have to take away my room?"
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"- I just want to study! - That's no fun."
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"Pick a card. Any-"
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"- That's awful. - Awful entertaining."
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"Hey, it's Krusty. I need you to get me out of another jam."
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"I picked up this chick last night. At least I thought she was a chick."
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"Showbiz is so fascinating."
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"Mom, I don't feel so good."
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"- What is it, honey? - My tummy really hurts."
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"Is that somebody you, Homer?"
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"Yes, it is!"
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"- Okay, then you can take Lisa to Dr. Hibbert's. - Great."
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"Maybe on the way back, we can swing by the demolition derby and have a nice talk."
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"Sounds great."
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"- - Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress."
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"Give it a try, honey."
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"Oh, now, you call that chuckling? Come on, child! Force it!"
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"Oh, no, you don't! Screw that touchy, queer-y crap!"
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"We'll take the harsh antacids."
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"Nothing's too good for my little girl."
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"Imagine that quack thinking he'd try one of those crazy new age cures."
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"They're not all crazy, Dad."
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"Sure they are, honey."
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"You know,just because you say something is crazy, doesn't make it so."
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"And just because you think museums are boring and demolition derbies are fun..."
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"doesn't make that true either!"
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"I'm sorry, Lisa."
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"Oh, it's not your fault."
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"we'll probably just drift further and further apart."
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"Oh, Lisa, honey, I won't ever let that happen."
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"Oh."
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"I know you think this stuff is stupid."
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"and expanding my horizons into realms of-"
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"Can't we just go in?"
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"Oh, good! I've been meaning to buy a-"
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"May I tell you about our white-light specials?"
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"Absolutely not. My little girl's tummy hurts."
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"Here. Try this wheat grass juice."
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"Mm-hmm. Hmm. Let's try some Oil of Lorenzo."
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"Fetal grindings. But I have a better idea."
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"This is a sensory-deprivation tank."
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"It blocks out all the external distractions that bombard our souls."
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"- Can you pee in it? - I'll take two hours."
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"But remember, they can't physically harm you..."
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"Ah, this is kind of relaxing."
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"I have to stop thinking, starting now."
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"- Well, dish! - Groundskeeper Willie- You know, the guy in the skirt?"
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"So she's still in a crate down at the post office."
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"- You wanna go have a look-see? - Ooh, this sounds juicy."
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"Hmm."
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"How am I supposed to hallucinate with all these swirling colors distracting me?"
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"Whoa! I have a paw!"
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"Oh, my gosh. I've entered the body of our cat."
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"Ow.!"
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"This tank is releasing the full potential of my brain."
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