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Clips from Mr. Pickles - Tommy's Big Job (S01E01)

"watch TV show together, I tell them you raped me."
Mr. Pickles
"- What?! - Help, he raped me!"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, shh, shh, shh! Listen, all right, all right."
Mr. Pickles
"Sir, the prince of saturn has"
Mr. Pickles
"- been murdered! - Sounds like a job for"
Mr. Pickles
"- Astronaut Dolphin detective. - But, sir,"
Mr. Pickles
"Astronaut Dolphin detective was arrested after that space"
Mr. Pickles
"And that's why blue's"
Mr. Pickles
"- I'm in love now! - Me too!"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, I got an idea! Do you want to get married?!"
Mr. Pickles
"That's a great idea!"
Mr. Pickles
"Well, then you can come home and meet my Suzie!"
Mr. Pickles
"You know Suzie?!"
Mr. Pickles
"Now that Todd's out, we can be together."
Mr. Pickles
"Huh? Uh, can somebody please let me out?"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!"
Mr. Pickles
"No?!"
Mr. Pickles
"It really works 'cause I was wishing you"
Mr. Pickles
"would buy it for $3, Miss Goodman! Mm-Hmm!"
Mr. Pickles
"Mrs. Milton, back so s... Oh!"
Mr. Pickles
"- for some stripper skank?! - Oh, dear!"
Mr. Pickles
"Linda, I don't want the baby!"
Mr. Pickles
"- It's always wrong! - Shake-a-baby, do I have 10 fingers?!"
Mr. Pickles
"Hmm, no? See, that is true!"
Mr. Pickles
"Is Mr. Goodman coming in today?"
Mr. Pickles
"Tell Goodman under there to get to work!"
Mr. Pickles
"- miss Goodman?! - Linda, please, it's"
Mr. Pickles
"always wrong!"
Mr. Pickles
"go find my husband."
Mr. Pickles
"Stop, there's his truck over there!"
Mr. Pickles
"space goblin killed the space prince!"
Mr. Pickles
"Wait, what's he doing now?!"
Mr. Pickles
"Ridiculous! Now I'm leaving!"
Mr. Pickles
"I would never touch"
Mr. Pickles
"- another woman! - Agh, help me!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ah, Beverly! - Get me out of here!"
Mr. Pickles
"There goes my cheating husband with that skank!"
Mr. Pickles
"- be going off to college. - Hey, out of my way, man!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Speeders! - Get back here, you cheating drunk!"
Mr. Pickles
"Suzie! I got a job! Will you marry ..."
Mr. Pickles
"- Meet your new mother! - I hate you!"
Mr. Pickles
"- You're not my real mom! - I'm gonna gut you like a hog, you skank!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey, that skank is my son! - Beverly!"
Mr. Pickles
"Carry me, or I tell them you rape me!"
Mr. Pickles
"You cheating skank! You were supposed to marry me!"
Mr. Pickles
"Stanley, you're out of control!"
Mr. Pickles
"He no rape me, but if you don't rape me, I tell them"
Mr. Pickles
"Everybody slow down!"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, no! Gertie has passed on!"
Mr. Pickles
"Look, everybody! Betty came to tell us that"
Mr. Pickles
"her baby's coming!"
Mr. Pickles
"I think you should have it, Suzie."
Mr. Pickles
"- Aww! - Aww, look, they rape each Other!"
Mr. Pickles
"having twins!"
Mr. Pickles
"Now, who wants real milk with their steak?"
Mr. Pickles
"I do! Gertie sure is tasty!"
Mr. Pickles
"I don't ever want to see the inside of a cow again!"
Mr. Pickles
"Shake-a-baby, does Suzie love me?"
Mr. Pickles
"Recharge? Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk!"
Mr. Pickles
"Um, how did you, you know, uh ..."
Mr. Pickles
"You were right, dad! Love sure is complicated."
Mr. Pickles
"And look at what the estrogen from that soy milk"
Mr. Pickles
"- the morning, Tommy. - Judging by the way"
Mr. Pickles
"Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's calf, seems we already"
Mr. Pickles
"You're just too... nice. I want a bad boy."
Mr. Pickles
"Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ Mr. Pickles ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"- Oops. Sorry about that. - That's okay."
Mr. Pickles
"Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again, I got"
Mr. Pickles
"Wanda make a friend!"
Mr. Pickles
"I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ..."
Mr. Pickles
"I'll sell it to you for $2! That's pretty cheap for a"
Mr. Pickles
"Sir, you dropped this! Here you go!"
Mr. Pickles
"I just got to break this to my wife!"
Mr. Pickles
"- All men are cheaters! - No, not my Stanley!"
Mr. Pickles
"I want to show him my army fort. Okay, bye!"
Mr. Pickles
"Stanley Goodman, how could you!"
Mr. Pickles
"did to our son. We'll get you to the doctor in"
Mr. Pickles
"have a doctor in the house."
Mr. Pickles
"I found your punch card. I know they're fake."
Mr. Pickles
"There you are! Good boy!"
Mr. Pickles
"- What happened? - Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you!"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, don't you ever touch my son again!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Get out of there! - It was Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"- I need a job. - You there, step right up!"
Mr. Pickles
"Who's too nice now? Die, you cheating ... holy smokes!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ La-la la la la la la ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"- Show us your face! - But it was Mr. Pickles"
Mr. Pickles
"- Tommy, no! - Huh?"
Mr. Pickles
"Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job."
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey! - Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
Mr. Pickles
"Astronaut Dolphin detective says the"
Mr. Pickles
"Yes, but no. I've met someone else."
Mr. Pickles
"Yeah, whatever. You still got to lose those 5 pounds."
Mr. Pickles
"Baby want milky! Milky, milky!"
Mr. Pickles
"Ah, done. Well, I guess I should get"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ people's best friend ♪ ♪ Die! ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"- goblin told you he raped her! - Get him out!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Beverly! Slow down! - Oh, Abigail, watch out!"
Mr. Pickles
"Beverly, wait a minute!"
Mr. Pickles
"Mama, mama! Baby want milky!"
Mr. Pickles
"No! No!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ he's a dog ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ Pickles ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"- Both of them! Go! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ Pickles ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"Mr. Pickles put my shoe in that cow's lady parts!"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm getting married to Suzie!"
Mr. Pickles
"Noooo!"
Mr. Pickles
"even pay the bills. Come back when you got a job."
Mr. Pickles
"I've read that soy has estrogen in it."
Mr. Pickles
"A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples."
Mr. Pickles
"Whee!"
Mr. Pickles
"Come on, Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your"
Mr. Pickles
"Okay, okay, I'm ready! Here it comes!"
Mr. Pickles
"Goodman residence."
Mr. Pickles