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Clips from The Simpsons - Selma's Choice (S04E04)

"We'll have fun, won't we, kids?"
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"To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself."
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"That's the spirit. See ya tonight."
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"- Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ]"
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"[ Bart, Lisa, ] Yea!"
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"- Mm! - [ Whimpers ]"
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""The Beeramid contains so much aluminum..."
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""it would take five men to lift it."
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"[ Scoffs ] Plenty more where that came from."
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"[ People Chattering ]"
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"- [Children Cheering] - [ Gasps ] Look! It's the Seven Duffs!"
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"[Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy."
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"we took the finest hops and barley..."
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"Ahh!"
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"♪ [ Rapping ] I'm rapping A-B and I'm here to say ♪"
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"♪ the only way... breakdown [ Ends Rapping ] ♪"
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"- This is a disgrace. - Settle down."
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"Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!"
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"Let's see if they wore underwear back then."
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"- Do you feel any better? - No."
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"- [ Slurping ] - What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? 1 ,000-to-1 ."
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"Well, to cheer you up, I rented a couple of videos."
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"- What did you say, Aunt Selma? - I said take off those damn glasses!"
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"you go get your Aunt Selma a beer smoothie?"
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"- A beer smoothie? Not again. - We gotta go."
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"- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em."
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"[Man In Movie] What's going on here?"
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"That's what you think. [ Imitates Tiger Growl ]"
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"You know, I rented another tape..."
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"in case you felt better."
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""The Erotic Adventures of Hercules. ""
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"- With Norman Fell as Zeus. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"## [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ]"
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"## [ Continue Singing ]"
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"We have five more continents to visit."
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"Hey, Lise, I dareya to drink the water."
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"I'm not sure that is water."
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"- Quit it, Bart. Quit it! - [ Continues Clucking ]"
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"- Quit it! Quit it! - Bart, be quiet!"
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"####[Dolls Singing]"
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"####[Song Echoing]"
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"They're all around me! No way out!"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"Aaaaah!"
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"- Hercules! The Cyclops tore off my clothes. - [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Marge, Homer Giggling ]"
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"Ahh! I can see the music."
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"[ Squeaky, Breaking Voice ] Thank you, sir."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Whoa. That isn't good."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"I'll have to ask my supervisor."
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"- Can't you do something? - Hey. Surly only looks out for one guy-- Surly."
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"[ Sighs ] It's not their fault."
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"hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!"
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"- [ Electricity Crackling ] - [ All Laughing ]"
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"[ Bumping ]"
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"I am the Lizard Queen!"
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"- [ Teeth Chattering ] - and then these."
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"- Oh, thank you, Doctor. - Oh, I'm not a doctor."
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"Homercles cares not for beans."
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"Hi, kids. How was Duff Gardens?"
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"You take an ordinary bed sheet, fold it around like this--"
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"All I wanted was a little version of me..."
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"## [ Singing Pop Ballad ]"
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"####[Woman Singing Pop Ballad]"
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"[Selma] Oh, yeah!"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"-"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[Announcer] Duff Gardens! Home of the Whiplash!"
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"at our fabulous Beerquarium!"
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"And I'm a college student. Heh, heh!"
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"Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining."
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"I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone."
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"[ Thinking ] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman."
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"[Minister]He was a good man."
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"- [Door Opens] - I'm Lionel Hutz..."
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"Hey, a grandfather clock. Not bad."
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"You're lookin' at a free lunch, boys."
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"So, wearing a belt, are ya?"
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"Orange is really your color."
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"This isn't my house."
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"- [ Announcer] Come to Duff Gardens... - [ Riders Shrieking ]"
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"You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot."
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"- Good-bye, Dad. Don't eat any solids. - But I love solids."
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"This is all your fault! It--"
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"to brew a refreshing, full-bodied lager."
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"## [ Imitating Hip-hop Beat ]"
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"[ Sultry Voice ] You're charming the pants off of me."
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"Get bent."
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"- ####[Dolls Singing] - [ Gibbering ]"
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"Bart! Lisa!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Ahh!"
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"[Jabbering ]"
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"How do you do it, Homer?"
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"####[Woman Singing Pop Ballad]"
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"## [ Finishes Singing ]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"Oh!"
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"- There it is! - The Duff Beeramid."
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"- Hmm. Sorry, Surly. - Shut up."
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"And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same."
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"####[Ends]"
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"Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction.""
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- What a beautiful little girl. - [ Loud Belch ]"
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"Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy..."
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"[ Growling Sigh ]"
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"[Chiming, Ticking]"
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"- I wanna get off!. - You can't get off."
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"- [Footsteps Running] - Come on! Come on! Time to get up!"
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"[ Gurgling, Choking ]"
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"let's take a minute to remember Great-Aunt Gladys."
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"- He never-- - [ Whispering, Indistinct ]"
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"Don't die lonely like me."
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