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Clips from American Dad! - The Scarlet Getter (S07E07)

"All right, I-I was wrong."
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"You can get her, but don't. Any girl but her."
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"You can't keep two girls on lockdown."
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"You already got Francine."
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"If you want to let her go, then I'll back off Scarlett."
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"I'd let him, too."
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"Dan Andsome-Handsome gives me quite the wide-on."
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"Ah... oh..."
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"But my fantasy girl."
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"Stan, you have no right"
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"to interfere with Roger's love life."
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"Look, Stan, you're married. You're out of the running."
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"And I think we both agree that it's not all right"
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"for a girl like that to go a day without a crispy pickle."
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"Fine."
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"I won't interfere."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Honey, no, no, don't... don't do that."
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"It's not all your fault. We both said, "I do.""
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"Work your sateen magic."
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"Wh-Wh-Who took my panties,"
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"m-my women's panties th-that I was wearing?"
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"Snot."
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"Without those lucky panties, who knows what could happen?"
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"A syringe?"
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"I need that."
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"What looks good to you?"
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"Don't do that."
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"You know exactly what looks good..."
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"... your cans and your toilet."
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"What do you say we skip dinner and go straight to dessert?"
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"Dessert sounds great."
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"Thought I'd treat you kids to dessert."
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"We can eliminate everything with dairy"
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"because it gives this guy the green apple splatters."
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"Um, Stan, I'm not so sure that..."
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"Oh, right, we shouldn't share forks"
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"because of your rampant mouth VD."
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"and each of us go to our separate homes?"
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"May I have a word with you?"
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"You said you weren't going to interfere."
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"Yeah, I also said I love to spend time with my kids."
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"Look, there's no way I'm letting you ruin"
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"my fantasy of Scarlett by having sex with her."
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"Are you challenging me?"
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"Are you a challenger?"
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"Are you challenging me to make a Challenger joke?"
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"and I really don't have a good one."
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"Yo, nerds, any of you seen an alien?"
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"No, we're looking for panties."
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"Oh, we're all looking for stuff."
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"Hey, panty thief, give me my panties back!"
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"I love them so much!"
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"Damn it."
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"Anybody got any ideas?"
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"I got one."
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"Now, how do we market it?"
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"Welco-Welcome home, space lothario."
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"You might have slept with Scarlett,"
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"Ha!"
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"Hey, that's my pooping robe."
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"I can tell by all the poop on the edges."
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"And while I'm being candid,"
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"Oh, no, she was begging me for it,"
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"but I decided it wasn't quite the right setting."
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"Setting?"
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"You know your ski chalet fantasy?"
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"I want to take your dream girl into your dream setting"
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"and plow her in real life."
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"You wouldn't."
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"I'm gonna do it like this."
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"And then it's her turn."
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"Shannon Sharpe, sharpening a machete,"
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"gonna catch an alien and eat some spaghetti."
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"I know where you can find him."
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"Hey, that's my spaghetti."
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"Gonna catch my first alien."
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"So, uh, what do you think the CIA will do"
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"with the alien when you bring it in?"
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"Oh, they're going to dissect him like a frog, like Kermit."
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"That's probably my favorite frog."
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"I've got napkins in the glove box."
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"Every time I go to Wendy's,"
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"Klaus, what's going on?"
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"I'm moving into Roger's attic."
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"Wh-What?"
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"Yeah, he was super P.O.'d"
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"about Roger taking Scarlett away for the weekend..."
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"careful with that box!"
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"Gracias, Rico."
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"How's your wife's Looney Tunes jean jacket?"
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"Just like in my fantasy."
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"You go on ahead, Stan,"
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"I won't be but a minute."
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"Get off of her, you gross, gray arf!"
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"Where's Rog... Dan?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Hey, Stan, look at my boots."
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"The water just beads up."
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"Aw, damn, Scarlett?"
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"Hello, Shannon."
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"Best alien hunter around,"
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"but not today 'cause that alien is mine."
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"Oh, boner, not now."
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"Panties, oh, panties."
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"Steve, what are you doing?"
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"I-I accidentally wore your panties the other day..."
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"the really cute pair with the lace job?"
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"When I wore them, I had the best luck of my life,"
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"Aw, Snot has them?"
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"Yeah, now I need another pair."
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"when Wimpy Smurf wasn't feeling very strong"
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"and Papa Smurf made him a magic courage potion?"
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"Papa Smurf admitted it wasn't magic at all?"
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"It was just regular old Smurf Berry Jam."
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"Steve, those panties weren't lucky."
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"It was the confidence they gave you"
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"That confidence is in... side... you."
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"Oh, thanks, Hayley."
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"I have had the worst luck since I lost those panties."
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